Patrick Pipino
@pp8010
Supposed Ice Cream Magnate & Chef. Failed Comedian. Youngin' Baseball Coach. Umpire. Lover of all things Springsteen. Once got an A- in Nuclear Weapons at Harvard.
Wait. They named it "Colossus?" Don't these folks have any idea of foreboding?
I don’t know about that Herr Professor… Consider this a “recreational PD-59” countervailing. And hello from Salamanca, Spain.
Immensely. Especially since my "Captain Cat" died. (We couldn't decide between "Kirk," "Picard," or "Sisko," so he just became "Captain Cat." Lived to be 20 years old. I miss him every day.
Wait a minute Mart... I thought only cats could apply. Ergo, I give you "Zeus, the wonder dog." He's my goodest buddy.
Looked at this quick and thought "Man, Morocco Mole is *KILLING* these days.
I feel seen. I've worn the same Timex "Ironman" digital everyday for like 35 years now. I felt like I needed a nice "dress up" watch though, so per @georgehahn.com's advice I got a $300 Timex "Waterbury" rather than a $15k Rolex Submariner. I love it.
About 150 or so people replied "How do I get one?" so I've been making and delivering them to anyone that asks. By the end of this week, I'll be over 200 loaves in three weeks LOL. Sort of my way of putting light into the universe during our slow season (I'm a Ben & Jerry's franchisee). My oven:
Dominos! (I've been baking 8 loaves at a time and delivering them to people in my orbit, free of charge) for the past few weeks.
Yeah, but if he was going for Groucho's eyebrows; he fuckin' NAILED it.
Tell you what though. If he's going after the Unabomber look, he's absolutely fucking *NAILING* it.