PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib

@ppkfs

they/them. Haskell, cocktails, cats, shitposting.

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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib@ppkfs· 14d

Nightmare blunt rotation

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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib@ppkfs· 19d

PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib@ppkfs· 21d

THEY DO CHOCOLATE STROOPWAFELS

a dark brown stroopwafel is on top of a large brown mug on a red countertop. There are some teabag strings. The mug says "FUCK JK ROWLING".

PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib@ppkfs· 24d

this you?

A tweet from @dentristcad
centrist: [fills pants with shit]
right: you have shit your pants
left: yeah, you just shit in your pants
centrist: [smiles pompously] if both sides are criticisign me i must be doing something right

PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib@ppkfs· 29d

My mum: why on earth does the Delft blue factory make porcelain dodos Me, already on my way to the till with a large dodo shaped box: haha yeah who would buy such a thing

A large porcelain dodo with blue patterns is on a windowsill in front of a window.

PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib@ppkfs· Jul 13

my dumb chud son is currently staring at the wall

an orange and white cat is sat on a wooden deck. he is staring at a green wooden wall. there is a green herb plant.

the cat is radiating an aura of extreme stupidity even through the medium of image.

PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib@ppkfs· Jul 6

A tortoiseshell cat is on a bed next to a radiator.

PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib@ppkfs· Jul 5

la creatura...

a pile of mostly white and slightly orange fur. there is a cat paw. there is no sign of the actual cat looking part of the cat.

PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib@ppkfs· Jun 26

wanted to see who they had chosen if you picked all the wrong answers "political activist" including or excluding neck holes?

Results of the political quiz.
8% woke
59% techbro
50% hopepilled
25% davos

your closest match:
charlie kirk
political activist

PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib@ppkfs· Jun 23

A screencap from itv politics. 12 March 2026 - I'm nearly finished, starmer tells crying child

PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib@ppkfs· Jun 21

this is the greatest and best sponge cake in the world: tribute.

a large brown sponge cake is on a wire rack. there are some cookbooks in the background.

PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib@ppkfs· Jun 9

he was sleeping like an idiot with his paws up in the air as per normal and I took a bunch of photos because he kept flopping his legs around and he was very creatura coded

the underside of a white and orange cat. the paws are up in the air. there are teefies.

Another shot of the cat. the teef are visible. he still looks like an idiot.

PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib@ppkfs· Jun 8

minorly improved

the same image but now chicken run has an 18 rating

PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib@ppkfs· Jun 2

YOU WOULDN'T EMBEZZLE A SLIGHTLY NICER MOTORHOME in the font of those old "YOU WOULDNT STEAL A CAR" ads

PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib@ppkfs· May 26

no google, I did not want that

PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib@ppkfs· May 26

Some kind of food (potato crisps, a slice of bread, bacon?? and salad???) with a napkin that reads MOND OPEN OGEN DICHT JE MOET HET PROEVEN

PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib@ppkfs· May 26

discovered the media controls on my laptop when I'm watching youtube and have tidal open (but not playing) get confused

a screenshot of a mediaplayer. now playing: "gregtech new horizons s4 - 8 - multiblock processing". the disc image is aretha franklin.

PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib@ppkfs· May 17

no leaks (no leeks), no soggy bottom, and the custard set. a good use of the afternoon (All Allium Quiche from Dessert Person)

An uncooked quiche with onion petals on top.

PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib@ppkfs· May 15

with some camembert and homemade pepper jam

A cut-open hunk of foccacia on a blue plate. There is some white cheese and red jam.

PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib@ppkfs· May 15

samin nosrat's ligurian focaccia didn't get much rise in the second proof. wonder if I left it too long in the first proof and then it ran out of energy for the second texture's great and light but I just wish it was twice as high

A rectangular loaf of focaccia bread with zaatar and flaky salt

PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib@ppkfs· May 13

that blue fucker from megamind looking into the camera. the top text says "NO YAKU?"

PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib@ppkfs· Apr 30

£5 says "chaser with humiliation fetish"

PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib@ppkfs· Apr 26

pork chops with a mushroom, leek, and cream pesto sauce and roasted root vegetables and a drink I'm calling a Love Letter with far too many ingredients cos it's my love letter to all things Tiki

A plate of roasted brown vegetables are on a blue plate against a pink tablecloth. There are some kinds of meat slices with a cream sauce on top.

A light brown-orange drink is in a rocks glass with pebble ice and a sprig of mint and a slice of orange. It is on a black bar mat on a wooden bar.

PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib@ppkfs· Apr 15

I finally got out of the easy tier on my task locked ironman and I have you and emma solely to blame for making me get back into OSRS and losing 1k hours

a screenshot of a runescape character on a mountain wearing a white and blue outfit. there are some stats in the bottom corner, mostly 50s to 70s.

PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib@ppkfs· Apr 13

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY (I don't know how this got omitted from the original 1001 Albums list but at least the reddit supplemental list has it)

A cropped screenshot of a google sheets window. The title is "1001 MORE Albums - Reddit Crowdsourced List". The two displayed rows are "Smokey Robinson and the Miracles - Going to a Go-Go" and "My Chemical Romance - The Black Parade"

A body selfie of a person in a black and silver military jacket.

PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib@ppkfs· Apr 12

a stock photo of a bald white man staring at the camera. It's the photo from the onion article "heartbreaking: worst person you know just made a great point"

PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib@ppkfs· Apr 3

went for a walk at work. they can't be much more than a few days old. they're tiny

there are 7 ducklings in a body of water. most of them are brown and 2 are bright yellow. they are tiny.

there are 4 ducklings in a body of water. they are brown. they are tiny.

PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib@ppkfs· Apr 1

PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib@ppkfs· Mar 26

the little guy is no longer little and now refuses absolutely to wear the tie anymore but good times

an orange and white kitten is walking toward the camera on a hardwood floor. the cat is wearing a rainbow tie collar.

PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib@ppkfs· Mar 24

please do not brine the dog