PPP Grifter 🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️
@pppgrifter
Tired, cynical, and jaded. Corporate finance (desk jockey), market commentary, die hard band wagon fan, fighting the Epstein class one day at a time. 🔧🔧🔧 Go Rockies go Broncos (we suck again…but maybe not!)
The problem with getting rid of ICE is that you’re gonna toss a bunch of disgruntled guys who think they’re bad ass out onto the streets without a job. What do you think they’re gonna do? They need some way to reintegrate into society This is why we need “The Running Man”. A game show for 2030.
I’m surprised that ICE agents are acting the way they are after undergoing such rigorous training
Apple suing OpenAI before their IPO is some gangster stuff. Nice job Tim Apple. Poisoning the VC well
Stupid bot didn’t trade it because the VIX closed under 16 yesterday. Free money, right there!
Doge kids go first. There’s plenty of them. We can send them down in batches. Maybe tie them together and force them to work as a team while the stalkers go after them with bats full of nails and chainsaws.
The dodgers are in the Epstein class. Let’s go Rockies!!
Ellis better step up because cooper isn’t going to be playing in 2026
Good news everyone! The FBI is busy handling other top priorities so if you need cash now you can just rob a bank. They’re probably too busy to catch you. Good luck to anyone willing to try this life hack
RFK enables these psychos. “The vaccines killed my babies!” *Gets brought on RFK funded podcast* - Turns out she killed them with a pillow or something www.newsnationnow.com/crime/andrea...
I don’t follow soccer so I have no idea what’s going on. Would’ve been cool to see Mexico win I guess
In grocery store See item advertised “as seen on shark tank” “No thank you, I do not want to give money to Cuban, O’leary, and the rest of the Epstein class grifters”
Imagine a world where we took all of his money and burned it in front of him while we have endo hit him with the car battery sponges
Oh no! They’re going to spread their radical agenda of affordability and taxing the billionaires who made our lives worse. Someone please stop these evil *socialists*! They want to do evil things like make child care more affordable! 🙄
If they could do this with 850k fireworks then that would actually be pretty cool
I can’t wait for Gabe Evans to lose in November so I can call his office and mock his staffers. “How’s it feel to know that you’re going to be unemployed?? You suck! This is what you get for all the crap I’ve had to take”