I haven’t been able to read the most recent @theonion.com print edition because it’s been my cat’s favorite bed for weeks now

One of my friends and I have created an S Tier reaction image

He thinks he’s better than me

TFW your render was 99% done

When I tell you this is an email from THE NEW YORKER!

Blue eyes white eagle @littlekuriboh.bsky.social

I do not know who at Google thought forcibly inserting this into Drive was a good idea but I hate it conceptually, visually, and from a user interface standpoint

A gun rack? A gun rack. I don’t even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack.

I did it you animals

FINALLY: www.82-0.com/share?id=G7e...

This is the closest I have gotten

WHAT DID HE DO??????

what in the fuck

I do not trust Nachito

Just cooked beyond cooked

Calvin doing his best

It has been a day so far

It’s not easy being green

My podcast has been blessed by one of the wrestle aunts @rjcity.bsky.social

Absolutely legendary comment on our podcast’s Instagram. Delicious. No notes. Frame it.

Be the cruise you aspire to see in the world

@eyepatchwolf.bsky.social I'm thinking about doing a thing

Wistful noises

MFW when I am not trying to accept the inevitability of oblivion

My favorite thing about using my guitar tab app in 2026 is being constantly upsold on features I don’t want at almost any interaction with my guitar tab app

Trump is basically this but every day

Yooo look at my SPREAD! Hustle so hard you make a movie a decade before you were born 🔥😈😘

Holly