Max, the Prettyboy

@prettyboymax

They/them, b1997, autistic, non-binary, big ol' queer. Bristol UK but originally from Coventry UK. FREE 🇵🇸

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Max, the Prettyboy@prettyboymax· 9h

I know you absolutely did not mean this because it's pretty specific to UK & Ireland but I wanted to point out that the way you censored your M-word actually creates a different racist AND ableist slur (comparing the facial features of people with Down's Syndrome to people from Mongolia)

For the sake of clarity, I will be writing the slurs in this image in full but I absolutely do not condone using these slurs. A cropped screenshot from Wiktionary entry for the word "mong". Text reads:
Etymology 3
Contraction of mongoloid
(Pronunciation guide & audio)
Noun
mong (plural mongs)
1. (UK, Ireland, slang, offensive, derogatory, dated) A person with Down's Syndrome
2. (UK, Ireland, slang, offensive, derogatory) A stupid person.
Derived terms:
monged
mongtard
Related terms:
mong out

Max, the Prettyboy@prettyboymax· 3d

Fantastic!!! One question: where do I find out more about the round beige critter in my first screenshot here? Second thing isn't a question, it just made me chuckle because it looks like the narrator George Matsumoto IS a jelly 😂

Max, the Prettyboy@prettyboymax· 14d

Dear Chris took lots of beautiful photos at Fondue on Friday night, here's one of me 🥹

Max, the Prettyboy@prettyboymax· 19d

All part of my ongoing project to take opportunities when I can to learn new skills, meet new people & try to help me break out of the prison of my own constant anxiety. Harness my inherent ridiculousness as a source of power!!!

An emoji combining the strong arm flexing bicep and the clown face, so the entire arm is inhumanly white & the clown face is on the deltoid.

Max, the Prettyboy@prettyboymax· Jul 11

2013

Max, the Prettyboy@prettyboymax· Jun 21

My joke contribution: We had bizarre weather last week, it was raining orange peels. Absolutely pithing it down! (Maybe funnier for Brits & Aus/NZ, maybe Americans don't say "pissing it down"?) Dog contribution: Nessy 💖

A large black and brindle mastiff mix dog rolling joyously in a grassy field on a lovely sunny day. A human hand is moving towards her for a thigh scratch.

Closer look at the same dog's face, open-mouthed and tongue lolling as she rolls on her back in the grass in the shaded part of the field.

The same dog fast asleep on a sofa, her big head resting on the arm of the sofa.

Max, the Prettyboy@prettyboymax· Apr 13

Felt a little bit sorry for the guy in front of me who was turning away from the gory bits only to see me like this:

Selfie of Max, a white non-binary person, taken in the dark with a light source in front of them to simulate a dark auditorium with the screen the one light source. They have purple hair, rounded spectacles, black eyeliner and silver eyeshadow and a gay little pervert moustache. They are smiling wide-eyed and mouth agape like a little freak.

Similar to previous only light and angle are slightly different so their chin looks bigger & their eyes are somehow looking at you AND something beyond you. Unsettling in a dark environment!

Max, the Prettyboy@prettyboymax· Apr 12

Thank you dear Darren for the first 2 photos, dear Ian for the third and myself and Pye the cat for the fourth. I'm tucked up in bed now but still awake!!!

Max, a white non-binary person with purple hair. Standing with their hands on their hips in an atmospheric stone stairwell outdoors, leaning on a lamppost. They are wearing a fishnet bodysuit under a Blitz Club t-shirt (from Rusty Egan's merch store) and little shorts covered in studs in star shapes.

Similar to the first photo, but Max is smiling with their hands out to the sides because they weren't sure what to do with their hands. They are laughing. Better view of their layered necklaces, bracelets and belts with chains on.

Blurry photo inside Zed Alley, Bristol, of Max dancing. They are in the middle of a sort-of twist.

Max looking extremely busted, makeup smudged and hair looking fried, safely back home after a great night out. They are smiling as they are headbutted affectionately by Pye, a tuxedo cat wearing a grey collar. They are in the kitchen.

Max, the Prettyboy@prettyboymax· Apr 1

Appropriately, Nancy Boy's Promosexual arrived today! Finally found a UK seller (cheers, Neil!) so my Romo-&-Romo-adjecent collection grows!

Blurry selfie of Max, white non-binary person with purple hair, standing in front of a large map, holding a CD in front of their face. The CD is "Promosexual" by Nancy Boy.

Max, the Prettyboy@prettyboymax· Apr 1

Forgot to post about TDoV yday, then got nervous that people would think I was joking if I posted on April Fool's Day, but I suppose it is okay since I'm certainly a Fool! Belated Happy TDoV from 11 years ago doing a trans cake sale at college & from Saturday at @transpridebristol.bsky.social

Max, a white non-binary teenager smiling wide-eyed. They have dyed black hair in an awkward sort-of bob with their bleach-blonde fringe/bangs chalked with the colours of the transgender pride flag. They are wearing square spectacles with clear plastic frames, glittery eyeshadow and dark red lipstick. They are wearing black clothes.

Max, a white non-binary adult, smiling. They have dyed purple hair and a gay little moustache. Their eyeshadow & satin over shirt are both the colours of the transgender pride flag. They are wearing a chain choker that says "THEY", a string of plastic pastel purple beads and an Ankh on a chain. Their vest has the word "PRETTYBOY" written in plastic rhinestones. They have star stickers on their cheek in the colours of the bisexual pride flag.

Max, the Prettyboy@prettyboymax· Mar 14

When did your obsession with hot toxic women begin?

Necrolai from Power Rangers Mystic Force/ Mahō Sentai Magiranger. Necrolai is a humanoid bat woman with bat wings on her head and a bat wing cape, she is dressed in black leather with white fur accents. She is standing on a cliff pointing threateningly at the camera.

Max, the Prettyboy@prettyboymax· Feb 20

3 years ago today I had a gender-affirming hysterectomy! Thankfully no complications, one night in hospital then I got to go home on the afternoon of my birthday (Birthday Tea was NOT hospital food!) Healing went smoothly & I can wear white pants now without fear! (That's a lie, I have pets)

Selfie from a hospital bed of Max in a hospital gown and glasses, smiling awkwardly at the camera. Their hair is a pleasant shade of lavender and they look a bit delirious from anaesthesia.

Max, the Prettyboy@prettyboymax· Feb 16

A black cat on a fleece blanket. She is slightly blurred, looking towards the camera with eyes half open. The light bounces off her nose in a way that makes it look weirdly long and her chin looks funny. Other than that, she is a fluffy void.

Max, the Prettyboy@prettyboymax· Jan 29

Nessy sends calm 💖

Nessy, a black and brindle mastiff mix dog, resting her large head on the arm of a sofa. She is side-eyeing something out of frame. Her short velvety fur is shining and her lips are spreading out on the sofa arm as if her head is melting.

Max, the Prettyboy@prettyboymax· Jan 6

Just had a haircut at dooo (Old Market) so feeling pretty despite not being up early enough to do makeup. Thankfully a tinted lip balm was in the pocket of my cords!

Max, a white non-binary person with freshly trimmed purple hair, standing in front of a wooden trellis covered in passion vines. They are wearing a purple silk scarf nearly exactly the colour of their hair. They are rocking a fresh eyebrow slit, paltry but hopefully tasteful facial hair, pink tinted lip balm with no other makeup, earrings and rounded plastic tortoiseshell spectacles.

Max again, slightly turned to the side to show off the length and shape of their freshly trimmed hair. They are wearing a black corduroy jacket with a floppy black & white scarf as a pocket square and an oak tree themed lapel pin. Their jacket is a bit dusty.

Low angle selfie from inside the kitchen. They are resting their head on their hand. They are wearing black fingerless compression gloves and the fleecy sleeve of their undershirt is visible at their wrist.

Max leaning over Nessy, a black and brindle mastiff mix dog, on a black sofa covered by a grey waffle fleece throw. Nessy's snout is velvety soft and her expression is neutral. Max is looking at Nessy and pulling a silly face, their eyes comically wide and their tongue poking out in what would be called a "blep" or possibly a "mlem" if a dog or cat did the same thing.

Max, the Prettyboy@prettyboymax· Jan 5

Pye the cat was being very sweet when I got home from work yesterday. I call him The Best Man because he's in his tuxedo and he's always up for making a speech! Thankfully I didn't need to use the stove for dinner last night because he loves making himself comfortable on flat quadrilateral surfaces!

Pye, a tuxedo cat, lying on a glass stove (switched off, of course). His back legs are stretched out and pink beans are visible. His front legs are bent up to his chest like what autistic people such as myself refer to as "t-rex arms" and his paws look very polite and soft. He is looking at the camera as if to say "put that down and pet me!"

Max, the Prettyboy@prettyboymax· Dec 17

Nessy's Auntie Kim captured some fantastic tongue action yesterday!

Nessy, a black and brindle mastiff mix dog, standing in a grassy field on a sunny day. Her body is facing away from the camera but her face is turned to look at someone or something off to the side. Her tongue is sticking out giving the impression she is "blowing a raspberry" (making a flatulence sound with the mouth) it is comical!

Nessy, a black and brindle mastiff mix dog, sat politely on a footpath surrounded by grass and trees. She is looking up and her mouth is open, showing her tongue twisted into the shape of the letter "M" also quite comical!

Max, the Prettyboy@prettyboymax· Nov 27

I call her "minibeast" 😊

Coco, a chihuahua mix dog with many different shades of brown on her little body, giving a cautious side-eye from a folded blanket.

Max, the Prettyboy@prettyboymax· Nov 10

Enjoyed my visit to @designmuseum.bsky.social today to take in the Blitz exhibition. I met up with some Bristol friends and, in a remarkable and delightful coincidence, bumped into @victoriaredfern.bsky.social who was just leaving as we were entering! Not stopped smiling all afternoon!

Max, the Prettyboy@prettyboymax· Nov 8

Nessy received a kiss from a cow today!!! (Don't be fooled by the trailing longline, she is on lead in the cow field, it's just hard to see as it's attached to her Halti and held off camera. Don't let your dogs off around livestock PLEASE)

Nessy, a black and brindle mastiff mix dog, wearing a Halti head collar, a pink neck collar and a pink chest harness, standing in a field as a pretty red and white cow leans close to her sniffing. Nessy's fluorescent longline trails on the floor as she is being held on a black leash attached to her Halti. She looks towards the cow a little confused. The cow seems curious and unafraid!

Nessy dog facing the camera head on with a slightly concerned expression as the cow leans closer and licks her thigh! The cow is definitely not afraid!

Max, the Prettyboy@prettyboymax· Nov 5

Crowning achievement in Pokémon Legends Z-A, it doesn't get better than this for me. Nice nice NICE

A photograph of a TV screen showing the "Battle Zone Deactivated" screen from Pokémon Legends Z-A.
Medals obtained: 2670 = £34710
Trainers defeated: 11 = ×2.0
Total prize money: £69,420

Close-up of the very nice number on the previous image of 69,420

Max, the Prettyboy@prettyboymax· Oct 12

Seated! It is a lovely auditorium with red velvet folding seats, classic! They're giving everyone FREE copies of Ritual Groove from 2010, David Lynch was a co-producer!

Selfie of Max, a white non-binary person with purple hair, green eyeshadow and rounded tortoiseshell glasses, in a red velvet auditorium chair, holding a CD of the album Ritual Groove by Donovan. They are wearing an official Donovan t-shirt that has been dyed purple, and a black short-sleevee over shirt with a crystal print.

Max, the Prettyboy@prettyboymax· Sep 2

Recent photos I have taken as proof of life when a dear friend has said "let me know when you get home safe!"

Max, wearing fishnets on their arms, smiling leaning down on the kitchen floor with Nessy (black mastiff)

Max smiling in their purple towel robe with most of their makeup removed (looking red and shiny) taking a selfie with Russell, a back and white shar-pei X french bulldog who was moving as the photo was taken and so is an indistinct blur.

Max, sweaty and smiling with heavy eye makeup, leans towards Pye, a black and white tuxedo cat with a pink nose who leans up to greet them.

Max, smiling sans glasses and shirt, taking a selfie with Nessy (black mastiff) in front of shark-themed curtains. Max's cool opossum tattoo designed by Micah Ulrich is visible on their shoulder.

Max, the Prettyboy@prettyboymax· Sep 2

Nessy turned 3 recently, then today she came up for a rare cuddle! She's very aloof with me and my mum but when guests come over she will clamber all over them! She thinks she's much smaller than she is!

Nessy, a large black and brindle mastiff cross, sat politely on the kitchen floor, wearing a silly little hat in the shape of a birthday cake with fabric candles. Text on the hat reads "party animal".

Nessy and Russell snuffling treats from a tray. Treats include chopped strawberries, iced party ring biscuits, cupcakes and a squeaky rubber duck.

A low light selfie of Nessy leaning on Max. Max's purple hair is a mess and they are smiling peeping out from behind Nessy.

Blurry low light selfie of Nessy and Max.

Max, the Prettyboy@prettyboymax· Sep 1

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Russell, a mostly white medium sized dog, lying on his back on the floor with his back legs stretched out and his front legs bent up on his chest like a tyrannosaurus rex.

Two dogs in a field looking expectantly at the camera. On the left is Nessy, a large black and brindle mastiff. On the right is Russell, a medium sized Shar-pei X French bulldog who is mostly white with black splodges and black mask-like markings over his ears and eyes like Batman but with big round blonde comma-shaped eyebrows.

A selfie of Max, a white non-binary person with purple hair and glasses, cuddling Russell, a white, black and blonde shar-pei X french bulldog. Max is smiling. Russell's eyes are half-closed and his tiny triangular ears are at a relaxed position on the sides of his square head.

Nessy and Russell playing in a field, taken from afar. Nessy is mid-bounce and Russell is running towards her.

Max, the Prettyboy@prettyboymax· Aug 15

Chatgpt struggles to say how many Rs are in STRAWBERRY and apparently I struggled with how many Rs are in TRANSFORM when I ordered these appliqués... Unlike chatgpt, at least I recognise and can laugh at my mistake and order a pink R!

A black and white varsity jacket laid out on a grey sofa. There is a large embroidered back patch, pinned with safety pins,of a silver Decepticon insignia and yellow text reading "Rise Up" on a multicoloured Outrun aesthetic style background. Above this patch are smaller letter appliqués trying to spell the word "TRANSFORM" but the first R is missing. When the pink R appliqué arrives, the TRANS will be the colours of the trans flag, blue T, pink R, white A, pink N, blue S, and the FORM is a soft lavender.

Max, the Prettyboy@prettyboymax· Aug 14

First passion flowers of the year recently

A blue and white passion flower peeping out from behind large passion leaves on a sturdy vine.

An all white passion flower peeping out large passion leaves with a lovely curly bit like an old telephone cable.

Max, the Prettyboy@prettyboymax· Aug 14

Nessy & Russell, recently. (We adopted another dog!!!) (That was the name he was found with)

Two dogs sitting in a pub garden on a sunny day. They are both looking attentively towards the food on the table behind the camera. Nessy on the left is a large black and brindle mastiff cross with a big wide velvety head, her tongue sticking out of her open mouth. Russell on the right is smaller, he is a shar-pei french bulldog mix, white with black splodges and a black and blonde head. He has tiny little triangle ears like Doritos and huge blonde comma-shaped eyebrows. He has a rectangular head made of bulbous wrinkles covered in velvety hair. One of his eyes has little stitches from a recent operation, healing well.

Max, the Prettyboy@prettyboymax· Aug 9

Just a quick pop in to TFN as I have a limited budget and need to be at Coventry Pride this afternoon, but so excited!!!!

Max, a white non-binary person with purple hair, grins at the camera outside a hotel. They are wearing a pastel vest with a Decepticon insignia under a black short sleeved shirt with a crystal print. They are wearing lots of necklaces.

Max, the Prettyboy@prettyboymax· Jul 27

(tagging "graphic" as many people are uncomfortable with bugs) I DID want to be first in line to see Mrs Train today, I held a beautiful millipede thanks to Creature Courage, an animal phobia therapy specialist!