PROVIDENCE, Enigmatic Beast Goddess
@probablyprovidence
TWENTY-THREE. GENDERFUCKED. MIL-SPEC FULLY AUTOMATED DIVINITY. FOX GODDESS. GILDED KING. STORYTELLER. SPEAK MY NAME WITH REVERENCE AND TITLES IF YOU WISH, I WILL TEND TO YOU ALL THE SAME. PRAISE BE, PRAISE ME. SACRIFICE YOUR NECK TO ME. (she/he/it/they)
bingo x 3 getting a bingo off of retro tech fuckin rules though god I need to buy myself a walkman one of these days...
"what defines a person? can the totality of a soul be distilled down into so few words?" fuck if I know dawg this is just the shit that came to mind as being funny and relevant
...God I love my life. It's done. It's coming.
the kind of person that says that they're The Hero or The Best or Fated To Succeed. often wears a cosmetic eyepatch if it's anime. weird egotistical shit that makes them seem way more special than they probably are. I'm saying that they're right and should lean into that fact.
unwavering desire for lancerhound amongst my local freaks, apparently. girls love me for my black hole sun and amoral mercenary groups.
have some early morning tits because I'm a slut for attention
Well, not quite. There's exactly one person that river will always be above, against all odds.
SMALL THREAD OF PROVIDENCE SUIT PICS. BECAUSE HOLY SHIT I'M HOT. [1/3]
anyways. have dollgeza. it tried to brat and uhhhhhh. cue a like 20 minute session of me berating it and breaking its will down without ever raising my voice. it sounded like it was about to sob at some points. "fuck you, you don't own me you bitch" to "yes Sir it's livestock, it's livestock" <3
Cutting Ties 1737 words archiveofourown.org/works/73526436
one of my dogs bought me break arts 3 because of HMSW so it's objectively the best swimmystory because of it and no I'm not biased because of how fucking good it feels to open up on the throttle when you hit a straightaway after a hairpin turn, feeling your brain scream while the adrenaline hits
I. love my devotees. oh my god I want to cry
STORMCALLER 1930 WORDS archiveofourown.org/works/72645711
look at this pretty fuck. ignore the fact that I haven't shaved it adds to the aesthetic. i didn't just forget.
Also: THE PERVERT SHRINE IS REAL. THE PERVERT SHRINE IS REAL.
IM COMING FOR YOU MOTHERFUCKER ANTI-LOSER DOLL ROD FROM GOD
I'm so fucking cool I might finish this tonight
have a snippet. in case it's never finished, lmao