Professor Ry

@professor-ry

I'm usually adjacent to more interesting people. Sometimes I make things, but usually I don't. I was never cool. No minors.

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Professor Ry@professor-ry· 29d

Could you imagine living in a world without FROG WATCH? HELL NO! Status: On the glass again

A close up picture of a small frog on a window, the frog is looking somewhat towards the camera

Professor Ry@professor-ry· Jul 19

Oh I'm sorry, did you think there was only one because GUESS AGAIN SHIT LIPS ITS MORE FROG WATCH Status: On the glass

Picture of a small frog sticking to a window allowing for a view of its underside. Slightly blurry because small.

Professor Ry@professor-ry· Jul 19

Thought it was over? Thought it was gone? There was Frog Watch all along! Status: Very small and on a wall

Professor Ry@professor-ry· Jul 5

Not sure why I drew this but whatever

A crude drawing of a slightly irate man holding a beer saying "You'd give a shit if I was Deltarune"

Professor Ry@professor-ry· Mar 25

I have a Zin

Zinogre from Monster Hunter. It is very cool.

Professor Ry@professor-ry· Mar 10

Professor Ry@professor-ry· Mar 3

Professor Ry@professor-ry· Feb 16

You fuckin' know it, lady

Professor Ry@professor-ry· Feb 16

When is Berry gonna get to the fireworks factory?

Professor Ry@professor-ry· Sep 29

GUESS WHAT IDIOTS IT'S FROG WATCH! Status: Blurry and Teeny Tiny

A blurry photo of a very tiny frog, maybe the size of a nickel

Professor Ry@professor-ry· Aug 4

FROG WATCH! Status: Tiny

A picture of a small, green frog sticking to a brick wall

Professor Ry@professor-ry· May 27

Akuma showing up in other games to just to punch things is delightful.

Patch note saying that Akuma has been added as an NPC in Monster Hunter Wilds

Professor Ry@professor-ry· Apr 23

A comic in which Pimble Lemonhead reveals that sometimes he kind of wants to die on the toilet. He is thanked for this.

Professor Ry@professor-ry· Apr 22

A comic in which the narrator introduces a man named Pimble Lemonhead who declares that we need to slay God and usurp the throne. The narrator thanks him.

Professor Ry@professor-ry· Dec 5

Last three. Everyone go home.

A comic called "2 Lewd Deeds" where the dewds agree that they like the tidd and that the tidd is good.

Gavin asks Bello what he's been up to and Beppo says not much and there is an awkward pause and Gavin says me neither and it's relatable

Professor Ry@professor-ry· Dec 5

I only have a few more of these so I'm just gonna unceremoniously dump them right now in the middle of the night. I've run out of them. My task is completed.

Mr. Yummy is a cat now. Gavin disapproves.

Mr. Yummy shows Beppo that he is a cat now. Beppo is not allowed to leave.

Mr. Yummy swaps faces with Beppo. Beppo hates it.

Professor Ry@professor-ry· Dec 4

Woof

A crudely drawn four panel comic in which Cranston tells Gavin that he's had an awful day. Gavin asks what happened. Cranston tells Gavin he woke up. Gavin does not know how to proceed.

Professor Ry@professor-ry· Dec 3

Parts 5 - 8 of the Sadbot saga. I'm sorry for this.

A crudely drawn four panel comic in which Sadbot ruminates on the possibility that there is more to his existence then he can understand. Or maybe the gods are testing him somehow. He pauses. He wonders if perhaps the gods are just cruel.

A crudely drawn for panel comic in which Sadbot ruminates on his inability to reprogram himself. He must be shut down for repairs and modifications. None remain to shut him down. He cannot self terminate.

A crudely drawn four panel comic in which Sadbot merely states that he still functions.

A crudely drawn four panel comic in which Sadbot is inactive. His eyes have grown dark.

Professor Ry@professor-ry· Dec 2

Parts 1 - 4 of the Sadbot Saga

A crudely drawn four panel comic in which a robot wishes it could feel the warmth of human skin, the intimacy of holding a loved one. But unfortunately he only possesses cold, metal claws. It damns the claws.

A crudely drawn four panel comic in which Sadbot wishes it could eat food and experience a plethora of tastes and flavors. But his metal body is incapable of such things. It is incapable of so much.

A crudely drawn four panel comic in which Sadbot ruminates on how he was created in his creator's own mental self image. To think and feel as they do. But his gods are dead. He is alone.

A crudely drawn four panel comic in which Sadbot ruminates on how his gods destroyed themselves. How his function was to serve them. Has he failed.

Professor Ry@professor-ry· Dec 1

There's no translation, by the way. It is intentional nonsense.

A crudely drawn four panel comic in which a large eyeball speaks to Gavin in an unknown tongue. Gavin only manages an "um". The eyeball continues to speak as Gavin stares at you, the reader.

Professor Ry@professor-ry· Nov 30

Dunno why I made this one. It was a few years ago. A different time. But I'd probably do it again when one least expects it.

A crudely drawn four panel comic in which the large face tells Beppo it wishes to show him something. It tells Beppo to be sure to look as he opens its mouth. From its mouth comes what appears to be a copy of Beppo. The copy is attached to some kind of tube or cable coming out of the face's mouth. The Beppo clone's mouth is agape, it's eyes white. Beppo is upset and closes his eyes. The face tells him not to look away and to etch it into his mind.

Professor Ry@professor-ry· Nov 28

I've been kinda picking and choosing here, but I have like 13 posts for these left and then that's it. There's a multi-part ahead that I'm just gonna bundle as two posts.