📱 are u on a DATING APP? 👀 have u begun a chat w/ someone promising who's curious—but maybe u don't *immediately* top their 'ALL-TIME MEET IRL ASAP' list + they expect u to take the lead? (surprise) 💬 👇 S-TIER REPLY FOR U TO STEAL since I don't have a date (yet) gn + gl 🌠

🧑‍💼 greetings, {modern workplace}❕ as a 👤 w/ sensory processing sensitivity (SPS, overactive sympathetic nervous system), to START/STAY 'on-task' I *NEED*: 1) silence or music (zero beeping ever) 2) ☀️ 3) nicotine 4) asynchronous comms (no interruptions) easy for HR, right❓

no pressure chat but we still have >33.34% of the 2020s to go 👀 (too early to let up unless u wanna ngmi) time to move on to the ✨NEXT BUZZ INDUSTRY✨ (❕) 👉 WHAT'S NEXT after crypto, ̶m̶e̶t̶a̶v̶e̶r̶s̶e̶ (roblox), web3, AI chatbots, AI agents, AI swarms, agentic harnesses...❓🤔

didn't realize Airtable was in such poor shape 😨 this is TERRIBLE news for everyone on 🌍 who uses web-based software 😟 (FYI Bending Spoons holds the dubious honor of committing the unforgivable sin of the most hostile enshittitied takeover of an app in history w/ Evernote)

🌅🤖 gm, ready for 👔👤 WOJAK SALESFORCEMAN TIME 🐴📈, humanoid #2,463,932,367? 🧑‍💻⚡ #MorningMotivation

ICYMI: geese is indeed a psyop (🔇 playable characters don't let fellow playas listen to 🪿)

guess the subreddit this was cribbed from and win a prize (hint: think like this character and consider their thread-posting history)

[ consider this your biennial reminder that true alphas intrinsically eschew the labels of others to (pro)create their own meaning instead of passively assenting to the frameworks and power dynamics constructed and promoted by the competition ]

being an idea guy can be srs business if you resist the temptation to drift focus once the ideation honeymoon stage is over 💡

the obvious (only) proper choice: SOLITARY by Thaiboy Digital feat. fellow legendary member Bladee (surely you didn't expect anything less? ◔‿◔) 🌈 #HappyPrideMonth2026 🔊

😣👉👈 shinji: h-hey, you wanna listen to my spacecast❔ 👼👉👌 kaworu: silly mortal distracted by melodic digital dopamine... taste me, baka (wonder what song he wants kaworu to enjoy with him 🤔)

when you realize kaworu was just a manic pixie boy x deus ex machina mashup 🫩

when it's too humid for matches to light because the coarse striking surface on the back of the matchbook goes soft 😮‍💨

the public decided google wave was outside its window of tolerance 😔

#HappyMemorialDay to those who've come and gone but never leave us

"maybe the *real* unacceptably socio-economically destabilizing aliens were the legal ones we let run rampant in the hallowed halls of 𝚂̶𝚙̶𝚛̶𝚒̶𝚗̶𝚐̶𝚏̶𝚒̶𝚎̶𝚕̶𝚍̶ uni along the way..."

gn (and good luck), sweet prince 🌠

POV: you cockblock urself because in ur ❤️‍🔥 u know you're scheduled to be 🏗️💻bUiLdInG👾🌐 rn (what exercising executive function rly looks like... no, I probably won't do much anyway bc I'm tweeting rn... but my Creative Drive could spontaneously LOCK IN at *ANY* moment, yk? 🚀)

same energy (and personalities)

*it will get worse until my demands are met

we are all (connected / Alex now)

wondering if old friends I reach out to in an attempt to rekindle a connection who respond with strikingly curt replies are depressed, find me intimidating, or are partially cocooned in the disinfortainment ecosystem and don't appreciate the truth bombs I drop that might shatter their preconceptions

hi bsky buddies 👋 is this thing on? 👥 👀 ☁️

Kinsey 5 here (pansexual in theory; homosexual in practice)

whenever we're led to suddenly fear racism is mainstream again or culture is chronically at risk of being hijacked at any moment, it pays to recall a majority of 🇺🇸 <18yo is *already* majority non-white (❗) (if you're white, let that sink in) 'they' need us afraid bc their 'leaders' know this too 😪

would that make you a fabavore or any other ideas?

so... when are we getting BLUESKY STORIES? 3+ years later I *still* miss fleets 😿 🌩️ most promising ideas for endearing on-brand bsky-inspired spins on (social media) story so far: 1) Blips 2) Drifts 3) Breezes 4) Trails 5) Flutters thoughts? 💡