Ever wonder why Scottish football became so crap from the 1990s onwards? Because in the 70s and 80s, these feckin signs went up all over Scotland:

So aye - this is where UK democracy now is:

Also known as the 'Butcher's Apron'. For good reason.

England isn't Britain and Britain isn't England. Here:

Sorted:

Aye, very good. Eff all to do with Scots Indy. Chase yersel.

Dude:

So, according to UK Gov, Scotland is a Partner in Union and not a 'Dependency'. Well then UK Gov - PROVE that's the case. Provide our Scottish Parliament with an S30 Order (to be officially requested soon) so that we can decide our own future. We're either a partner or a colony - we can't be both.

3rd June 2031. BBC Scotland top news story:

WM-Holyrood inquiry for this? Aye right! Their hypocrisy stinks. We see them.

Nope - don't see a single thing there about once in a generation. In any case, ChatGPT says:

ChatGPT agrees:

Maths isn't their strong point:

Dear MSM / BBC Scotland, This is what Unionist being gubbed looks like:

Because, y'know - all political parties and politicians are the same, right?

The Daily Rancid. Scotland's Champion? Aye right! They'd sell yer granny to get Labour back in. Never forget their lies: