Average Psyduck Enjoyer
@psyduckenjoyer
Nerd. Leftist. Mustache haver. Slut.
I'm so pissed off. I bought a Rhythm Heaven cartridge off eBay and not only did the seller send me a fake reproduction cartridge, but they packed in a fucking "Jesus Loves You" pamphlet
No-context meme that came out of last night's D&D session:
Sad confession : Air Rally is my favorite Rhythm Heaven minigames ever but I've never managed to get a perfect on it cause I always choke. I hooked up my Wii U and booted up Rhythm Heaven Fever and fixed that tonight 🥰
I had these paintings I made like 8 years ago in storage wrapped in paper labeled "Small paintings (good)". Not me shading my past self
After a misadventure at a local clothing store in which the spirit of Joan Rivers fully possessed my body as DM, Howley now looks like this:
I know its dumb shit from 2019 but there are so many details in this homebrew D&D statblock that make it perfect.
Played D&D yesterday and I got to dress up as Count Barnaby von Hop, the villain of my campaign. Yes, those are bunny ears.
Also this is a real screenshot that I think proves Rhythm Heaven is meant for the gays
"LE-MON *bounce bounce*" is going to be stuck in my head forever
just get him these bumper stickers before the movie and tell him "it'll make sense later"
Saw the Utena movie tonight and what it lacks in a coherent plot, it makes up for with being the only movie where a lesbian transforms into a pink uterus shaped racecar to help her girlfriend escape an abusive relationship, and that alone makes it a perfect movie
I got this shirt from a porno theater and it's giving "graphic design is my passion" Also here is my big dick
I'm mostly smooth but I have the hairy ass of a satyr, and the cock of one too #showholesaturday
You know how men here will call themselves "himbo" but they have like a PhD or something. I think I found an actual real-life himbo on insta cause I would totally be his botmot