Free Łink Puckett

@puckett101

Disabled. Old. Terminally grumpy. Kind. I'm basically the best parts of Capaldi's Doctor in a body that's falling apart. Still a white cat on the Internet. I love to learn new things. TTRPGs, comics, Hallmark movies, weird stuff. He / Him.

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Free Łink Puckett@puckett101· Jun 4

This photo is more representative of him.

A tight close-up on a flamepoint cat's face. His eyes are narrowed to slits that are open enough to see his crossing eyes. His tongue is also sticking out of his mouth a bit.

Free Łink Puckett@puckett101· Jun 3

Here's a recent pic of him. Head empty, no thoughts, only (occasional) plots.

A flamepoint cat (cream colored with orange ears, orange-striped tail, etc.) lays on a grey sheet, his head tilted, looking at the camera. He has blue eyes, slightly orange masking on his face (especially his nose), and VERY dapper whiskers. He's a bitey little shit, but ... well, y'know, he's a cat. A ridiculously overcrowded bookshelf is visible in the background.

Free Łink Puckett@puckett101· Mar 9

Here's mine:

Free Łink Puckett@puckett101· Mar 9

Free Łink Puckett@puckett101· Feb 19

This picture of Prince Andrew is WILD. img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/69976a...

Three people are in a car. Prince Andrew is in the middle of this picture taken through a car windshield. He is an older white man in his 60s and has a terrified expression on his face. He looks like he hasn't shaved and just finished a four-day bender. His skin is sallow and lumpy, like old wax from a candle that someone lit and blew out a few hours later. One eye is red, like the way a pet's eye lights up when you take a picture with flash photography.

Free Łink Puckett@puckett101· Feb 3

Free Łink Puckett@puckett101· Jan 20

The Clippy assistant (a cartoon paper clip with two eyes and eyebrows, one eye being partly closed with the eyebrow over it being arched like Clippy is smirking). Text in a dialog box says:

It looks like you're trying to impeach a president. Would you like help with that?

There is a button for Yes and another for No underneath the text.

Free Łink Puckett@puckett101· Jan 11

Absolute overachieving, full bore, pedal-to-the-medal, top fuel, funny car, drag racing clownery on display, all the time.

Free Łink Puckett@puckett101· Jan 8

A representative picture of what they saw.

A tiny, cream-colored kitten with blue eyes and a collar with a green, dangling bell sits on a floral print bedspread between two arms. He is the very image of a smol bean who is quite clearly baby AND babygirl.

Free Łink Puckett@puckett101· Jan 8

This little asshole would like a word ...

A cream-colored flamepoint cat with crossed blue eyes and ears as big as the Arecibo telescope is looking at the camera. He is laying on a pillow with a grey bamboo pillow case on it, looking smug as fuck. He is a ridiculous little shit, and I love him.

Free Łink Puckett@puckett101· Nov 25

Important reference document for the holiday. Evaluate hosts accordingly. #Thanksgiving #AmericanThanksgiving #GoAheadCallYourUncleRacist #TheOnlyEthicalConsumptionUnderCaPIEtalism #SweetPotatoPiesAreBetterThanPumpkinPiesFightMeYouCoward

A 9-box alignment chart with three boxes in each direction.

Text at the top reads: Recommended Slices Per Pie

The first row is labeled: Lawful Good 8, Neutral Good 2, Chaotic Good 1

The second row is labeled: Lawful Neutral 6, True Neutral 10, Chaotic Neutral 4

The third row is labeled: Lawful Evil 12, Neutral Evil 5, Chaotic Evil No Pie For You

Free Łink Puckett@puckett101· Nov 23

This is a VERY important skeet. I now have dice with small plastic capybara figurines in them.

A six-sided die with a small capybara figurine in it. In the blurry background, a cream-colored flamepoint cat is batting at the other six dice in the set.

Free Łink Puckett@puckett101· Nov 23

And ... uh ... emotional blackmail?

The Inigo Montoya / Vizzini meme from The Princess Bride. Inigo Montoya, played by Mandy Patinkin, is on the left. He has long, curly, dark hair and a mustache, and is wearing a green shirt and a brown vest. Vizzini, played by Wallace Shawn, is on the right. The top of his head is bald, but he has brown curly hair that begins above his ears and curves around his head.

Text at the top reads: EMOTIONAL BLACKMAIL

Text at the bottom reads: YOU KEEP USING THAT WORD. I DO NOT THINK IT MEANS WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS.

Free Łink Puckett@puckett101· Nov 23

without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?

A person dressed in black stands at the edge of a large body of water. They are wearing a vest and hood, both of are covered in what looks like dinner rolls. They also appear to be holding half of a torn dinner roll in each hand. At least seventeen seagulls are in the picture; three of them appear to be flying at the person.

Text at the top reads: "fill ur life with experiences. not things"

Considering that I often have silly ideas, foolish ideas, reckless ideas, bad ideas, or ideas that somehow manage to be a combination or all of the above simultaneously, this picture is a pretty accurate summary of dating me.

Free Łink Puckett@puckett101· Oct 20

An illustration of Bill The Cat from Berke Breathed's "Bloom County" comic strip. Bill is a frazzled, unkempt, and bedraggled orange cat sitting in an awkward position for humans (but a completely normal one for cats) doffing a purple hat. Text above his head and to the left reads: ACK.

Free Łink Puckett@puckett101· Oct 13

Hi, Lauren's mom! You did an amazing job of raising a fantastic person, and you deserve pictures of my cat as a kitten.

This is my favorite picture of my old cat who passed away some time ago. My partner bought a rainbow tutu at a Halloween store clearance sale in November or at Hot Topic's going out of business sale - something like that. Anyway, it was on the floor for some reason I can't recall, and he rolled into it all on his own.

This is a GIANT moth that my partner saved from a couple of cats on a VERY early morning walk. One of its wings was damaged and it couldn't fly, so we got a habitat for it and named it Spot, because its wings were spotty.

This is my current cat as a kitten. His eyes are crossed, and he's blepping. He can be REALLY sweet when he wants to be, but he can be VERY moody and grumpy.

This is one of my favorite pictures that I've ever taken of a companion animal. He's so cross-eyed that he seems to be looking at two different things at once with his wide blue eyes, and then there's his open mouth. What a little goofball.

Free Łink Puckett@puckett101· Oct 13

"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"

Hayley Atwell, playing Peggy Carter, and Chris Evans, playing Steve Rogers, in Captain America: The First Avenger. Both are wearing WWII dress uniforms.

Free Łink Puckett@puckett101· Oct 10

Free Łink Puckett@puckett101· Oct 6

Singal? Yeah, he's fine. Link?

A photo of the 2015 brawl in the Japanese Parliament. It's a chaotic mass of people, all seemingly trying to reach an older man speaking into a microphone for ... reasons, I guess?

White text at the top reads:

Bluesky mods rushing to get to the banhammer first.

Free Łink Puckett@puckett101· Oct 2

An image from the Australian television show, Mr. Inbetween. Ray Shoesmith, a bald man with a mustache and goatee, stands behind a screen door. A blurry Australian police officer is in the foreground. White text with a black outline says:

I don't cross picket lines. Not even digital ones.

I'm posting this image in solidarity with the Kickstarter Union. They have explicitly asked people to continue launching and supporting campaigns, but as the image says, I don't cross picket lines. Not even digital ones.

Now go listen to Billy Bragg:

https://youtu.be/TImbf8AoWTI?si=g6zMJ2ciHpTRsAul

Free Łink Puckett@puckett101· Aug 23

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's Caturdayyyyyyyyyy!!!!!! Here are our two oafish cat sons, being potatoes (of the couch variety, but potatoes nonetheless).

Two cats lay on a couch in a messy nest of massively oversized plushies (including a green alligator that's about four feet long), neck and bolster pillows, folded and wadded-up blankets (one folded blanket is purple, one of the wadded-up ones is a very light blueish-purple hue with stars on it).

The first cat, at the bottom of the picture, is orange with stripes that are even darker orange, looking up at the camera with soulful, yellow-ringed eyes.

The second cat, at the top of the picture, is a cream-colored flamepoint cat with blue eyes.

Free Łink Puckett@puckett101· Jun 29

This image of JD Vance as a creepy little cherub bears more than a passing resemblance to Marc Andreessen, who uses this picture on his VC firm's Web site because he thinks it looks good, I guess?

A picture of Marc Andreessen, the creator of Mosaic and Netscape who writes shit like this (https://a16z.com/the-techno-optimist-manifesto/) because he thinks billionaire tech goons should run everything and have no restraints placed on them. In this picture, he's wearing a dark sweater over a blue button-down shirt. He's white, because of course he is, and he's also bald, bearing a slight resemblance to JD Vance's picture.

Free Łink Puckett@puckett101· Jun 19

An animated gif from The Last Jedi. Kylo Ren is in the cockpit of an AT-AT on Crait, facing off against a Rebel (no spoilers for an 8-year-old movie). The AT-AT's weapons are firing as Kylo says "MORE".

Free Łink Puckett@puckett101· Jun 10

Here's something lighthearted for you, the front page of Urban Dictionary right now:

A screenshot of a browser window open to the front page of urbandictionary.com and the word of the day.

White text on a darker background reads:

Tacticool

A portmanteau of "tactical" and "cool". Describes equipment, clothing, or cars that evokes a military aesthetic (e.g. being all black or camo, having straps, velcro patches, tactical rails, an "angry face" or huge tires for cars, combat boots in general). Tacticool things are usually used by people who think they're the main character or would have any chance in a real fight, or are just misanthropic in general and want to feel safe from like. trans people or whatever.

Wannabe vigilantes buy tacticool cars that are extremely dangerous to pedestrians

Free Łink Puckett@puckett101· May 10

Elizabeth Holmes’s partner raises millions for new biotech startup www.npr.org/2025/05/10/n...

An animated gif from the movie Mallrats. Brodie, Trish, and TS are sitting on a bench - Brodie slams his hand on the bench's armrest, exclaiming "That kid is *back* on the escalator!"

In the movie, Brodie seems legitimately concerned for the safety of a child sitting on the escalator. This occurs multiple times in the movie with Brodie growing more angry about it each time until there's an off-screen scream and you hear someone yelling about a kid stuck in the escalator.

Minor spoiler for a 30-year-old movie. You'll live.

Free Łink Puckett@puckett101· May 8

Why not?

Black text on a red background reads:

One Like
One Favourite Band

...

Yes, it uses the UK spelling. No, I don't know why. I didn't make it.

Free Łink Puckett@puckett101· May 7

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a flat, vacant, horizontal surface must be in want of a cat.

A cream-colored flamepoint cat with orange facial markings, orange ears, blue eyes, and an orange-striped tail lays on an otherwise empty wood TV tray. The cat's orange bits and the tray almost match each other.

Free Łink Puckett@puckett101· Apr 26

Challenge accepted, but done in Nightmare Mode. Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

A punk with purple/blue hair is wearing a short-sleeve green t-shirt over a long-sleeve white t-shirt. He is gesturing and talking to the camera.

Text reads: What do you do when your foundation falls apart? I don't know. They don't teach you that at school.

Two med are clad entirely in black clothes, one holding a pistol in his right hand, the other holding a pistol in his left hand.

A woman is laying on her side in a beaded and sequined costume, resting her head on her fist.

Text on screen says: Anxiety makes me sick.

A black-haired man wearing a light-colored shirt and pair of pants holds a pistol in each hand, firing away as he slides down a staircase railing.

Free Łink Puckett@puckett101· Apr 5

Now THAT was a ... PAINEful pun.

A gif from CSI Miami in which Horatio Caine (played by David Caruso) walks away from an SUV while putting his sunglasses on. The SUV explodes and text that says, "YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" appears on screen to mimic The Who's Roger Daltrey screaming "YEAH" in "Won't Get Fooled Again."

Free Łink Puckett@puckett101· Mar 28

The last paragraph of this article from the AP is shocking. apnews.com/article/trum...