I need unspeakable things to happen to him

Yuri on the gay conservative cruise so they can ruin a few lives Sylvain on the gay conservative cruise because he's so straight that he can get donors for Matthias' senate campaign without any risk of sucking dick

This is the greatest gift anyone has ever given me

Gautier manor is burning

[Metaphor: ReFantazio] Basilio tries to hide it when he goes into heat, but Fidelio shows up to help him. They're both alphas, but that doesn't matter when the need becomes too much. - BasDel - Rated E - 2.6K - non-con, incest archiveofourown.org/works/79260476

Just moved and today I finally reached the stage of unpacking where I got to rebuild my nerd wall.

That’s fair

I just moved, like literally right now, today, and I’m starving because moving sucks, and all I can find is a can of soup and THIS bowl and I’m too tired to dig around for a real bowl.

[Hades] Hypnos tries to sneak off to the bathroom during a night out at the bar, but Than catches him before he can make it, and lets him know who he belongs to. - HypThan - Rated E - 1.8K - CW: omorashi archiveofourown.org/works/78893646

The #MMGCU is three and a half years old and the length of a novella jesus christ

[FE3H] Yurivain marriage part 2 archiveofourown.org/works/78786691

I return stronger and more insane than ever. [FE3H] Yurivain. You already know what this is. Don't fucking pretend you need a summary of this shit. archiveofourown.org/works/78740816

Day 5: Black Currant/Captured and fucked by shadows Sister Merrin and Father Korathis try to flee the monsters and end up locked in a dark room. archiveofourown.org/works/761124...

Here’s the full thing I guess. It’s some promo event thing. One of those cafes or whatever.

Their…the…the coats… But that one…that one is too small for him… and that one…is too big for him… and the coats… they… the coats……………..

Day 4: Mountain Oolong/Fingered by a Troll Sister Elysan encounters a troll in the monastery hallway. She is...not upset about this. archiveofourown.org/works/761124...

Day 3: African Solstice/Fire Frottage Father Vistreth warms up beside the fire. archiveofourown.org/works/761124...

Day 2: Moroccan Mint/Ice Cock Something's not quite right about Father Sariah... archiveofourown.org/works/761124...

Day 1: English Breakfast/Tentacles Mother Superior enjoys a stout, plain, godly English breakfast tea. archiveofourown.org/works/761124...

anime about suicidal gays in love with monsters, save me. save me anime about suicidal gays in love with monsters. save me

I decided to go with monster fucking cuz it sounds fun 🤷 This is just a set up chapter. Around 350 words. archiveofourown.org/works/761124...

Divinity

I literally gave an artist this once and they created exactly what I needed. Shut the fuck up.

[FE3H] This has been sitting around for too long so... here. I dunno. - Sylvix but it's not working out at all - Rated E for a little side smut - Yurilix and Sylvain/Flayn side ships - 5.5K archiveofourown.org/works/75655961

Yes, I am going to keep making the same joke on this account until the sun explodes. What of it?

Aki was so real for this

[Metaphor] Felt the self-control leaving my body as I wrote... Edeni isn't supposed to be gay, so when he's attracted to a "woman" at the gay club, he's relieved...until he realizes his mistake. Zorba offers him a private dance. - Edeni/Zorba - Rated E - 4K archiveofourown.org/works/75445156

Did something today

[FE3H] When Felix steps into the training room, Jeritza is already there, sharpening and oiling, oiling and sharpening-- Felix trains and does not think about Jeritza or his long, well honed blade. - Felix/Jeritza - Rated M - 3K archiveofourown.org/works/75387471

How am I supposed to interpret this art direction as anything but balls?