@mintzbuck.bsky.social Bork bork

“I can still see you” Him: Ok bet.

I paid for 800w I’m gonna use all 800w lmao. Whoops. Might be time for a service visit. There’s a service action open for it.

Hello vulture.

Shit happens. I get it. I make mistakes too. All the time. That’s what being human is. But don’t damage my shit then act like you have no idea what happened. Just own up. Apologize. And we can move on from it.

An iPad makes a great prep tray. 🤔 But it isn’t green! (Iykyk)

Been meaning to get Chance in for his recall but it looks like Ford pushed it OTA. Yay!

What a great Apple TV wallpaper choice. 💀

His name is Stevie Wanders.

Idk wtf that was about but something spooked my car this morning. Never heard it go off before. 2 years and 30k miles in. Whole dashboard flashed red too. First time ever seeing it. 🤷‍♂️

The birthday boy turns 10 today! But you’d never know, and he isn’t slowing down anytime soon. Happy birthday Oso, you’re cherished.

Oso turns 10 next Tuesday. You’d never believe it though.

But why tho? iOS can’t possibly be nearly 30GB.

They’re great cars. And pennies to drive. Love my classic grabber blue boi named Chance.

They’re beautiful. Thank you @wlfpir8.me I love you so much.

Thankfully my bill is cheap because this sucks. I miss my T-Mobile service. L

Mildly Penis.

Someone wanted to sleep in lol. He grunted when I tried to get him to move, then went back to snoring. 😂

“Hey Brad, how was your day?” I left my coffee on top the car when getting the dog out at work and forgot it. Only to find it when heading to my car to drive home.

He’s gonna be beautiful tho.

The fucker bit me.

I miss my little 50cc 2-stroke scooter. Put over 24k miles on it just running around Pinellas County in 16 months. Rode that fucker as fast as it would go everywhere I went. I derestricted it and performed a clutch weight mod for the CVT. Could top 55mph. (2009 Aprilia SR50-R)

Omg it’s fucking huge.

Training a voice model on Don Karnage so @wlfpir8.me can theme his Home Assistant TTS system.

The ladies at Dunkin were hollerin at Oso and I today. ❤️

My work laptop. The poor baby. His two little fans just, scream all day.

My mom has never made a ham before. She’s always had the one from the can. Seriously. Idk why. So easy! I made her a ham today with my own homemade wildflower honey glaze.

Ever been jealous of a tree? I want an ass like that.

The scorched oven of a Pax mini that cannot control the oven temp and trips the safety thermal cutoff. It’s only a few months old. Pax shipped me a replacement really quick though.

Last stop before I’m home and boy is Chance really enjoying the warmer weather. Have had some really short stops!