Smashin' Cranky Kong. Release the button and let him slam it down.

NEW DK BANANZA EVENT NEW OLD ME LET'S GO. Goin' after the DK Bananza Emerald Rush event, let's see if the Mario update has changed anything and makes Ellie seeking more unique! Afterward we'll play some Turnip Boy Robs A Bank! www.twitch.tv/pyrrhickong

Dr Zaius Dr Zaius. Dr Zaius Dr Zaius. Dr Zaius Dr Zaius. Ohhh Dr. Zaius (Dr Zaius Dr Zaius) Always had Ape Escape around as a kid but never beat it! Let's see if we can't change that. Live now with big ape hours! www.twitch.tv/pyrrhickong

STREM SKEDJ. I feel nostalgic for funny monkey, DK Bananza forces my hand, we commit cool crimes as vegetation, and I've never once touched Outer Wilds but hear excellent things and want that experience saved, so I'm sharing it with y'all! Should get progressively more chill as the week goes on!

At the like... 70% mark of Earthbound I think? We venture inside Dungeon Man, we've lost our Poo to Moo Training, but some day, he will return. Continuing my first playthrough now! www.twitch.tv/pyrrhickong

I took my Switch 2 to work today because the kids did not believe I was truly "gamer". I wanted to just show off I'm good at rhythm games and help them with rhythm. They are obsessed with Sneezy Moon. All they want is Sneezy Moon. They care not for improvement, just moon. I've made a mistake.

Live NOW with Rhythm Heaven Groove! Evidently this is the new generation timeskip in the Rhythm Heaven lore, and thus, I will be judging it accordingly. It's been over a decade since I've gone for a perfect, let's try it, shall we? www.twitch.tv/pyrrhickong

Today that filthy SCROOGE MCDUCK thinks he can have a good game, does he? Well, while we're going through this so called "Disney afternoon" collection, we're adding pictures of the richest duck, Flintheart Glomgold, to the mix! Yeah! We'll see how he likes that! Live now! www.twitch.tv/pyrrhickong

Stream schedule for the week! Lotsa two-parters; we got the Disney Afternoon on Monday with a showing of Deltarune bonus boss after, Rhythm Heaven Grooves forward as the Sonic Adventure 2 archipelago reaches its end, and maybe finish Earthbound if I'm crazy and marathon? Perchance?

Monotoli Monotoli give me the formuoli. Continuing on in Earthbound after surviving the mines! I actually don't know much of the game from Fourside onward, so a ton will be either new or vaguely forgotten to me! Come hang out! For real though I'm lonely uwu. www.twitch.tv/pyrrhickong

DELTARUUUUUUUUUUNE. I'm gonna play Chapter 5. I will do everything I can within like seven hours. Please enjoy. Or complain. Either or, really, I'm open to whatever. www.twitch.tv/pyrrhickong

Live now with Kingdom Hearts II! I have to play it for my podcast and I'm only halfway through my first Critical playthrough! Please help me with my summer homework I am a fool and bad at games and we'll fight pirates and the X-Men or something. www.twitch.tv/pyrrhickong

Stream schedule for this week! I am running out of time before my podcast so I need y'all to carry me through KH2 Critical so I can talk about it! Then we just go into the quirky depression RPG siblings, Deltarune and Earthbound! I'M OUT OF THAT DAMN DESERT AND AM READY FOR MY FLOWERS.

Continuing on with my first playthrough of Earthbound, live now! We venture onto Threed and I think this is where we become friends with Big Bang Theory? That's my impression of the game, at least. Join in for this cute lil' comic-like adventure! www.twitch.tv/pyrrhickong

I think I've spent more time in Bolse in the past two hours than in my entire lifetime playing Star Fox 64. ... I don't know if that's a good thing. I don't think I like Bolse. ... I don't know how I feel about this remake as a whole. It's an excellent game, but it's no more excellent than it was.

HEY GUYS. WHO WANTS TO SEE ME PLAY DONKEY KONG MORE? But nah for real, live now tackling the DK Challenge to see how tricky Bananza can get, then will be on later playing a 35-turn game of Mario Party 8 with a buncha folks. Stop by and relax! I will not be relaxed! www.twitch.tv/pyrrhickong

Live now with Super Castlevania IV! This was my first Castlevania game growing up! I've also never beaten it due to bad! Come on and join in, let's see if we can take down the bat, shall we? www.twitch.tv/pyrrhickong

Stream schedule for the week! Big SNES hours with both Super Castlevania IV and more Earthbound! Wednesday we hit the DK Challenge for a few hours, and then I have an 8-person Mario Party 8 game teaming with one of my editors @lucastheenby.bsky.social ! They will be good and I will scam to victory!

Earthbound! I only ever played the tough parts of this for my sister growing up, so this'll be the start of my first full playthrough! I wanna see if the game has more to offer than Stonehenge and Peaceful Rest Valley and the third strongest mole! Let's find out, shall we? www.twitch.tv/pyrrhickong

Ok I'm not asking. Get Dead as Disco. One of the most euphoric three hour experiences I've ever had. Prophet might be one of my favorite boss fights in a long time, and I got the euphoric experience of killing a dozen punk rockers in time to the Horse Race from OoT music. Video games are GOOD, man

Live NOW checking out Dead As Disco! I love myself some rhythm games and some action games! And then roughly around 7 EST, transitioning into a big ol' Sonic Adventure 2 archipelago with friends! Shadow's old enough to remember Disco, right? Help him get his groove back! www.twitch.tv/pyrrhickong

Forcing my friend to play Kirby Super Star! @amaliasolaris.kisakisa.live has never played the Kirby, and it's my duty to indoctrinate until everyone has my same opinion. Let's KSS! www.twitch.tv/pyrrhickong

Streams Schedule for the week! We start an adjusted summer one with Saturdays and Monday evenings, filled with collabs! Kirby with Amalia Solaris, Archipelago with Tarv, KingK, Tom, and Jules, checking out rhythm-action game Dead As Disco, and starting up a big never-beat on my backlog, Earthbound!

When you're nearing completion on a video, but can't release it quite yet for obvious reasons, but want to show off your stupid jokes.

Finishing off Mina the Hollower live now! Just one more tower to take down and then we confront our good lion friend! He will assuredly be kind and trustworthy and everything will go well! And if not, I can show him this cool gun I found! www.twitch.tv/pyrrhickong

Sometimes I think I’m hyperbolic in how much I like this game. But god, it captures a freedom of movement and learning and even puzzle solving with higher end challenges. The retro DK challenges were so disappointing compared to grinding out the right solutions. The honeymoon never ended. I love her

WE HAVE STOLEN SUPER MARIO'S CLOTHING. DK Bananza Emerald Rush event for the sake of getting the most valuable trophy possible: the Tiki Goon. Afterward we'll chill and play some Cavern of Dreams, which I hear is the good stuff? Live now on purple site! www.twitch.tv/pyrrhickong

GUESS WHO'S STREAMING DONKEY KONG??? I've never just PLAYED DK64, I've always 100%'d it. In honor of its NSO release, I wanna see just how painful or painless it is to NOT do everything and just beat up K. Rool. Live NOW until whenever it is K Rool loses a boxing match! www.twitch.tv/pyrrhickong

Stream schedule for the week! LOTS of 3D platforming abound! Wanna see if I can cram in a non-100% run of DK64 into one stream, check out cavern of dreams, fulfill my Bananza addiction with the monthly checkpoint, and beat Mina! Much to do! Also a schedule change next week, detail below

Continuing on with Mina the Hollower, live now! Mostly just looking for the clown boy, to be honest with you; I love him and wish him nothing but absolute joy. He'll get a laugh eventually. www.twitch.tv/pyrrhickong