Stephen
@qqzm
Chartered imbecile. World lawn darts champion 2014. Former Miss Haven Holidays. Owns UK's largest collection of keys. My username came free in a box of Frosties
Just packing the car to go home and a bloody wasp got up my sleeve and stung me three times. Little shit.
Fancied a little treat to keep me going through the afternoon so popped down to Sainsbo’s and picked-up one of these. It was rubbish. I haven’t been this disappointed since I discovered that there’d been a 2023 West End revival of Noises Off starring Felicity Kendal as Dotty Otley and I’d missed it.
Put my new sheets on! I can’t wait to try them out* *not in a sexual way** **but a little bit in a sexual way
In a restaurant with maybe 50 tables of which 6 are occupied. My sister asked for a mocktail and they said they’re not doing mocktails at the moment because the bar is too busy. 🤷♀️ They do have an epic Christmas tree though.
Been at my Mum’s house for 3 days and I only just worked out why I can’t get a proper lather when I wash my hands.