Replacing with a Die Meistersinger von Nürnberg after a delicious dinner with friends 😌

Back at #monochromemonday already 🫩 let me take my protein and gay skittles and head on into this office like I’m supposed to.

Another #factcockfriday is upon us. Time to finish the week strong and enjoy my little 48hrs of freedom.

A bit late but here’s some ass for yall, hope you like! #humpday

Morning Dew…want a taste? #monochromemonday #mcm

Robe ✅ Coffee ✅ Games ✅

Waiting for my burrito to finish on #scs

I typed up paragraphs on paragraphs of lesson plans just for it to not save apparently, so here’s ass while I cry softly into keyboard.

Sorry, my lens was dirty and I’ve already moved on. I’ll take a better pic next time 🤣

And with that, Sunday is complete. Glad to be home after a little disaster trip but that’s ok, can’t win em all!

Gotta take the obligatory hotel mirror pics! Cooling off for a bit then dinner, drinks, and fireworks. I’m not really into the celebrations but it’s an excuse to be out for a bit.

Long day of driving ahead of me so here’s some dick before I head out! Enjoy you Friday! #fcf #fatcockfriday #fatdickfriday

No witty caption. Just stuffed hole on a #humpday. Now I need one of you beautiful people to come replace the plug, accepting volunteers 😊

One day, I’ll have one of them big ass soaking tubs. Or a hot tub, that works too I guess. Until then…purple lights in the bathroom.

Plug in, bath drawn, relax mode engaged. Shout out to Govee for keeping life colorful lol. Now to figure out which ones yall will like most…

Why is it already Monday again? I’m not built for this 🫩 #monochromemonday

Good morning! Starting the day with some mushroom coffee, me time, and laziness. None of my plans are solidifying so I think I’ll just hop in the car, head out to the woods, and relax in nature.

An #fcf 4-pack. Hope everyone has a chill Friday and starts their weekend off strong!

#humpday ft. my 10” plug by @happyholensfw.bsky.social and my “discolored” hole according to that nurse at the clinic in the UK 🤣

Getting nice and clean after a hard day of being a dumb bitch at the beach club

It’s been a long day but it’s been so much fun. Vegas ain’t really my thing but friends fix everything. #fcf #fatcockfriday

Here’s a #fatcockfriday appetizer I guess, I’ll try to take some more later when I have a change of scenery. It’s too bad I’m with The Straights™️…Palm Springs was very easy to take poolside photos bc the gays did not care if I had my dick out 24/7 🤣

2 for 1 #humpday special! I love wednesdays.

Reached back into the archive for a random older pic. It’s rainy and gross out but hopefully it turns out to be a great day anyway.

#monochromemonday is accurate since it’s rainy and dreary out today. All your pics are making up for it though.

Mmm may or may not be pretty but it’s definitely ready.

Been a long afternoon of socializing, but I’m finally home, so I guess I better get my dick out 🤪

Took these as soon as I woke up and promptly forgot to post them. Not particularly fat today but imma post it anyway bc who gonna stop me? 😂 #fatcockfriday

Next time let me squeeze up on you instead.

Yet another #monochromemonday is upon us. Just 5 days until freedom! I can still smell the chlorine in the water from this shower 😂