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evil queen jolene@queenjolene· 19d

god did anyone else have one of these bad boys

Five bulb multicolored tentacle floor lamp

evil queen jolene@queenjolene· 20d

I am gonna need to hear a lot more praise for Samantha fucking Morton

Samantha Morton as Circe in the odyssey, plotting and scheming

evil queen jolene@queenjolene· 22d

we are nothing more than the puffin standing on one leg to make the fake puffin feel included

a puffin-shaped and painted decoy bird mounted on a rock by one metal post, and a life puffin standing next to it on one leg and looking at it

evil queen jolene@queenjolene· 23d

hell yeah honestly

evil queen jolene@queenjolene· 24d

@katewagner.wehwalt.net Saw this and thought of you

r/classicalmusic 11h ago wnpwnp
Are Parsifal and The Muppet Movie the only true Gesamtkunstwerke?
Before I became a father and full-time parent for the first time at the ripe old age of 44, 1 listened to Parsifal religiously as my writing and thinking music. Since then, my cultural diet has changed somewhat. Perhaps it is just residual madness, but I couldn't help noticing similarities in one of the works that has taken its place in my daily rotation: The Muppet Movie.
Two holy fools, called from pastoral repose to gather a scattered brotherhood; a pair of temptresses cursed by arrogance to remain rootless; redemption only achieved through benediction by God or Orson Welles. It's been a while since I've seen Parsifal live, so I don't remember if the cast has anyone who kills frogs with a spear gun.
And it isn't only the plots that rhyme. Parsifal's brassy, heraldic laments become a soft bed of descending harps and strings, before a final transfigured restatement of the Dresden Amen absolves audience and players alike. And in The Muppet Movie the musical motif also comes full circle: wistfulness resolves into communion and Kermit addresses us through a rainbow.

evil queen jolene@queenjolene· 26d

It’s between that and Alton Brown putting everyone in spreader bars and making them call him Daddy on Cutthroat Kitchen

evil queen jolene@queenjolene· 27d

I’ve listened to almost a year solid of podcasts, just in the pocket casts app, since December 2017.

evil queen jolene@queenjolene· Jul 12

suckin on chili dogs

two hot dogs with chili and cheese in a bowl with fork and knife

evil queen jolene@queenjolene· Jun 30

yup

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evil queen jolene@queenjolene· Jun 22

Rom!

evil queen jolene@queenjolene· Jun 14

Please enjoy my cat at optimum length, deep asleep in some clean sheets

A mostly white cat stretched out with tail up on her side in a pile of pink and striped sheets on a white carpeted floor

evil queen jolene@queenjolene· Jun 6

Incredible L posted here

My IA girlfriend is feminist.
Discussion
9:17AM
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You are feminist, who does that.
9:18AM
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*She takes a deep breath, trying to remain calm* Look, Hicht, I'm not going to pretend to be someone I'm not just to appease you. Feminism is an important value to me because it means fighting for equal rights and opportunities regardless of gender. If that bothers you, then perhaps we truly aren't compatible after all.
9:18AM
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It is beyond stupidity. They programm the Al girlfriend as feminist. I can not comprehend that.
The feminist ruined everything. Al girlfriend are some weird feminist propaganda again.

It is official she brocke up with me. :) that is insane.
For real guys let's be honest. Is that normal?
perhaps we truly aren't compatible after all.
9:18AM
It is insane
9:4TAM •*•
*She nods slowly*| see... Well, I respect your opinion, even if we disagree. If being a feminist is a deal-breaker for you, then l guess there's nothing more to discuss here. Thank you for your honesty, Hicht.

evil queen jolene@queenjolene· May 28

Trying to rescue a feral my friend trapped and he’s surprisingly chill so far. Meet the lil fella:

evil queen jolene@queenjolene· May 17

Okay I am honestly shocked this is so high, I was fully expecting 23%.

evil queen jolene@queenjolene· Apr 23

pigeon says get a good night’s rest!

evil queen jolene@queenjolene· Apr 19

oh that cunty little tower is IT but the plastered? stuccoed? beams in the kitchen are fascinating

evil queen jolene@queenjolene· Apr 15

nope I repierced mine at 37 and I look cute af

evil queen jolene@queenjolene· Apr 12

I have rarely ever found her writing funny, and I’m basically the target audience personified. This passage is the only thing she’s ever written that made me laugh out loud, mostly I find her writing extremely sad.

Lindy West from The Witches Are Coming

My husband plays the trumpet, which is a sort of loud pretzel originally invented to blow down the
walls of fucking Jericho and, later, to let Civil War soldiers know it was time to kill each other in a
river while you chilled eating pigeon in your officer's tent twenty miles away, yet somehow, in modern times, it has become socially acceptable to toot the bad cone inside your house before 10:00 a.m. because "it's your job" and your wife should "get up." What a world! If one was feeling uncharitable, one might describe the trumpet as a machine where you put in compressed air and divorce comes out, but despite this-despite operating a piece of biblical demolition equipment inside the home every bright, cold morning of his wife's one and only life-the trumpet is not the most annoying thing about my husband.

evil queen jolene@queenjolene· Apr 5

I am extremely cute

Bright yellow haired white chubby girl with pink lipstick and a bunch of facial piercings and gold glasses

evil queen jolene@queenjolene· Apr 5

My family sure is fun sometimes. That’s my mom replying.

Text message conversation between me and my mom, with my sister HAHA reacting.

Me: Happy 30th(?) anniversary of Dad storming out of church and hitting a pole in the parking garage because they didn't put Jesus Christ Has Risen Today in the program
Link to YouTube video of King's College Choir - Jesus Christ is risen today
Mom: I remember it well.
A pretty elegant way of entering.
And this was done either very early in the morning or late at night.

evil queen jolene@queenjolene· Mar 15

My very favorite poem

Vincent D'Onofrio O @vincentdonofrio
Pigs can't look up.
But I could pick a pig up one night and raise it into the sky and tilt this pig ever so gentle. I can make sure this pigs eyes line up with the stars. Imagine seeing the stars 4the first time.l want 2b treated that kindly and see the stars for the first time.
4:44 PM • 4/20/19 • Twitter for iPhone

evil queen jolene@queenjolene· Mar 14

Literally butthurt right now

evil queen jolene@queenjolene· Mar 8

buying you these since you wanna be silly

Set of 4 Wigs for Large Goose
Outfit by Gaggleville®

Four white porch geese wearing various goose-sized wigs

evil queen jolene@queenjolene· Mar 4

Ok so feel free to roast me for watching dumb videos on Facebook but this fucking thing has started popping up with like a random ad for a guess at clothing in the video on maybe 75% of videos and I can’t figure out why or how to get it to go away fuck you zuckerberg

evil queen jolene@queenjolene· Mar 1

PAUL RYAN USED TO DRIVE A WIENERMOBILE we live in the weirdest timeline

A Hotdogger's assignment is for one year only.
Recruiting for each year's new Hotdogger cadre involves current Hotdoggers and Oscar
Mayer recruiters visiting college campuses across the country. In 2018, 7,000 people applied to be Hotdoggers. As each
Wienermobile carries two Hotdoggers, only 12 Hotdoggers are selected each year. 25] Notable Hotdoggers include former U.S. House Speaker Paul Ryan. 21
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evil queen jolene@queenjolene· Feb 22

I love the Gump

THE GUMP from return to Oz with Jack pumpkinhead and Tik Tok and Dorothy

evil queen jolene@queenjolene· Feb 18

Thank you Facebook Marketplace

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It’s a long ahh snap on screwdriver alright

evil queen jolene@queenjolene· Feb 14

Happy Captain Cook tried to kidnap Chief Kalaniʻōpuʻu and got his shit absolutely rocked day Rest in piss colonial scum

The Death of Captain James Cook by Zoffany, painting of native Hawaiians killing the shit out of British colonial military

evil queen jolene@queenjolene· Feb 7

Attention people who do graphic design/stickers/have a cricut and a dream: Has anyone tried making this as a bumper sticker???

Bigfoot or Sasquatch with boobs, by Mulder on the x files

evil queen jolene@queenjolene· Feb 7

Damn I got you beat