Kandis

@queenkandis

Loves: genre fiction, critical TV analysis, liberal politics, novelty cocktails, and Austin TX (sometimes). Contributor at ForeverYoungAdult.com (she/her)

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Kandis@queenkandis· Jul 3

This guy?

Kandis@queenkandis· Jun 27

Kandis@queenkandis· Jun 17

Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.

Kandis@queenkandis· May 31

Ten years later, Sweet/Vicious still makes me so happy. And check out that panel. Cast and execs, women from the top down.

Kandis@queenkandis· May 31

I know Apple loves to keep their programming a big secret, so let me be the one to whisper to you that Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed is a fun twisty mystery with Tatiana Maslany and Jake Johnson. Like, WHAT.

Kandis@queenkandis· May 24

It was time for a Sweet/Vicious rewatch. And no, it’s still not streaming anywhere other than buying from Amazon.

Kandis@queenkandis· May 23

This show is so weird. Tatiana is perfect.

Kandis@queenkandis· May 20

Kandis@queenkandis· Apr 23

Is Unchosen maybe nonsense?

Kandis@queenkandis· Apr 9

Falcon Crest, which was probably before your time, but delightfully bananas.

Lorenzo Lamas and Jane Wyman, circa 1985

Kandis@queenkandis· Apr 1

Sure, that’s the kind of information that’s best kept behind a paywall. 👌

FDA recall issues for contaminated milk blocked by an Apple News paywall pop-up.

Kandis@queenkandis· Mar 27

I don’t think I’d have predicted that the only people standing between us and our robot overlords would be farmers.

A headline that says: Northern Kentucky family declines $26 million bid as data center plans advance

A headline that says: Pennsylvania man turns down $15 million to turn farm into data center

Kandis@queenkandis· Mar 2

I can’t with this fucker right now.

Kandis@queenkandis· Feb 24

My small north Austin neighborhood is divided into three districts. That blue squiggle is my totally normal new congressional district.

Kandis@queenkandis· Feb 24

Please enjoy a glimpse of our nosy new neighbor.

Kandis@queenkandis· Feb 22

15 years into The Walking Dead television universe and this is one of the creepiest things they’ve ever done.

Dormant child zombies in a hospital pediatric wing.

Kandis@queenkandis· Feb 19

This Amell description is reason eleventy I am a @fuggirls.bsky.social Drinks With Broads subscriber.

Text that reads: I regret to inform you that the first new cast member of Baywatch, playing Mitch Buchannon’s son Hobie, is none other than Stephen Amell — a.k.a. one of the most boring actors I can imagine. He is attractive and a total snore, both on the egregious Suits L.A. and on his hit show, Arrow, which seemed to succeed in spite of him having the emotional range of a bowl of milk. Wait, that’s not fair; at least milk slowly curdles and spoils and unleashes a rich variety of smells and textures.

Kandis@queenkandis· Jan 26

Kandis@queenkandis· Jan 1

I’ll take it.

Kandis@queenkandis· Dec 30

Drove through Jack in the Box for a diet Dr. Pepper yesterday and I haven’t stopped thinking about this since.

Jack in the Box menu promotion for an unhinged Gremlins midnight meal for $13. The meal appears to feature tacos, chicken strips, curly fries, regular fries, and onion rings.

Kandis@queenkandis· Dec 19

Scott Hunter is a troll and I won’t hear any different.

Kandis@queenkandis· Dec 14

I have been obsessed with this movie for years. A friend and I watch it together every year. I pretty much never shut up about it. foreveryoungadult.com/tv-movie/str...

Glass of wine, charcuterie board, Daniel Forsyth on the TV.

Kandis@queenkandis· Dec 13

Kandis@queenkandis· Dec 11

The FNL reunion is super exciting but this got buried in the excitement!

Kandis@queenkandis· Dec 2

I can’t believe Mike told Holly monsters aren’t real. I hope he gets eaten by a demigorgon.

Kandis@queenkandis· Nov 29

Kandis@queenkandis· Nov 25

When you have to go to Walmart because they’re the only ones with Crunch Jingles, but you can’t resist the Dolly stuff. Somebody remind me I have to pack and move soon.

A do se post of Crunch Jingoes candy and a hand holding multiple cups with Dolly on them.

Kandis@queenkandis· Oct 6

Just got back from a girls weekend in Chicago with my book club. And while I had a great time with friends, we were not unaware of what’s happening there and saw resistance around every corner. Stay fierce as hell, Chicago.

A shop window with a “Hands Off Chicago” sign.

A shop window with a mannequin wearing a t-shirt that says “is it Halloween yet?” holding a sign that says “Chicago hates nazis!”

A red t-shirt that says “Is he dead yet?”

A t-shirt shop in the Andersonville neighborhood of Chicago with a sign that says “the Epstein files are not in Chicago.”

Kandis@queenkandis· Sep 24

I am just never going to understand people who look at these two images and think vaccines are the problem.

A black and white photo of a an iron lung hospital ward full of kids in machines in 1953.

A graph of measles death rates sharply declining post vaccinations.

Kandis@queenkandis· Sep 4

I guess we shouldn’t be surprised that in addition to shoddy cheap products, SHEIN uses third party AI to model their clothes.