Deanna Troi's Double Trouble.

"The ceasefire, which was declared dead last week, died today."

Come on, Twitch streamers. Learn how to drive without distraction or impairment. Sincerely, Deanna Troi

The Kazon are in the rear view and Tuvix AND Seska are both with us! Unfortunately, the only easy day was yesterday. We enter BORG SPACE in Star Trek Voyager: Across The Unknown on the QueenPiB show. Also did someone just die? It's the first I'm hearing of this. www.twitch.tv/QueenPiB

do you have any idea how hard you have to fuck up to make this list

lol lmao

well that's putting it mildly, ESPN

i assume we're all dunking on a strawperson but just in case someone is unironically begging us to maintain decorum and not shittalk the dead,

I'm not sure Dan knows what he's talking about, a "recap" is a tightly edited summary with a narrative. There's a difference between shotgunning eight clips together and actual editing. How fortunate that I have an example!

when a tv show is apparently willing to condone murder but it won't condone just cloning two characters out of the transporter pattern buffer

"PiB you've been awfully quiet. Did you have a nice day?" Yes.

You're in the Delta Quadrant? Humans aren't supposed to be here for a hundred years. And oh my you're scheduled for a transporter accident! You're not about to get humanity indicted for being a savage race after I acquitted Jean-Luc are you? We put the Q in QueenPiB tonight! www.twitch.tv/QueenPiB

"The trial never ends. But the defendant might change."

Re: Graham Platner, identify problematic political candidates with this one trick!

OH NO TOMORROW NIGHT'S SHOW STARTS WITH THE GAME DOING ITS INTERPRETATION OF THIS EPISODE

Despite our best efforts to change That One Thing Janeway Did, the crew of the USS Voyager are lost in space! Ship's councilor Pibana Troi is here to counsel the Federation and Maquis crews on more STAR TREK VOYAGER - ACROSS THE UNKNOWN on the QueenPiB show! www.twitch.tv/QueenPiB

"Human customs have declared it rude to observe visually for a prolonged period, ensign."

"we'll release thoughts and prayers"

remember, if it doesn't come from the long island region of new york and have hot babes in bikinis parading around the body, it's just sparkling bullshit

A throwaway line in a buddy cop movie knows more about collectivism than leftists afflicted with a messiah complex.

For no reason in particular, in a time in which driving on Twitch is heavily scrutinized, I'm going to tap a sign that says the community guidelines forbid any kind of operation of a motor vehicle under any influence, and Twitch also has no way of knowing if you're doing a bit or actually drunk.

You've done it. I've done it. We're all guilty. We've all backseated Captain Katheryn Janeway. Well, she's shoved this simulator in our face and dared us to do better. It's STAR TREK VOYAGER "ACROSS THE UNKNOWN" on the QueenPiB show! www.twitch.tv/QueenPiB

Tonight:

coworker: "pib how'd you spend your 4th?" me: "uhhh, barbecue."

It's the Fourth of July and America's 250th so the QueenPiB show is getting upgraded with Secret Service protection! We're gonna have a nice and secure evening with "MR. PRESIDENT!" and perhaps other vaguely related activities! www.twitch.tv/QueenPiB

audio muted but the in-game music stopped at about the 5-minute mark of the round