I'm the delicious Miss Mandarin 🍊

@queerbaraqueen

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸18+ account, Minors DNI. Same username on the bird app. Horny, funny but depressed curmudgeon in Central MA, any pronoun is fine. Has a crush on you.

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I'm the delicious Miss Mandarin 🍊@queerbaraqueen· 4d

Feeling fully numb to a conflux of really shitty shit that I probably should be crying about but....idk I made some yummy turnovers to distract myself from it all

Peach and berry dessert filling cooks in a black and white Dutch oven before being made into turnover treasure. A wooden spoon rests in the pot, which is on a black stove.

I'm the delicious Miss Mandarin 🍊@queerbaraqueen· 11d

Y'all mind if I just

I'm the delicious Miss Mandarin 🍊@queerbaraqueen· 19d

Brüther......

I'm the delicious Miss Mandarin 🍊@queerbaraqueen· 22d

Horny? Oh I thought you said hungry. My bad. Well, me and the blueberry-cherry & almond paste turnovers I made will be over here when you need a snack

6 Vegan blueberry-cherry turnovers fresh from the oven sit on parchment paper on a mint green baking tray. A container of extra berry jam filling is held in the foreground

I'm the delicious Miss Mandarin 🍊@queerbaraqueen· Jul 15

Went to the farmers market to get fresh fruits & veggies and a delicious cold brew but goddamn the haze from the wildfires is so rough today 😷🌫️

I'm the delicious Miss Mandarin 🍊@queerbaraqueen· Jun 25

I'm the delicious Miss Mandarin 🍊@queerbaraqueen· Jun 16

Oh you're "hOrNy/g00ning/on all fours, door unlocked???" Well I'm BUSY. I experimented with a strawberry-rhubarb upside down cake recipe that's gf & vegan, made kofta AND homemade tsaziki AND potato salad! Just because I felt like it!!

Strawberry-rhubarb upside down cake with jammy red fruit in a geometric pattern and a crisp almondine-esque crust, sprinkled with flecks of lemon-basil on a pink plate

I'm the delicious Miss Mandarin 🍊@queerbaraqueen· May 24

God I'm so tired today I can't get myself moving 🫩🫩 but last night was fun

User pictured with curly green hair, partially blurred face, multiple necklaces and a black sleeveless tee printed with "Goth Slut" in red

I'm the delicious Miss Mandarin 🍊@queerbaraqueen· May 20

Yeah, I guess that makes sense

I'm the delicious Miss Mandarin 🍊@queerbaraqueen· Mar 27

The new music today, holy shit we are being fedddddd

SpongeBob ascending to heaven via a good fuggin playlist

I'm the delicious Miss Mandarin 🍊@queerbaraqueen· Mar 19

What is this??? KNOTTY PINE?!?!?

I'm the delicious Miss Mandarin 🍊@queerbaraqueen· Mar 5

An image I can immediately hear in my head (Yes, Hot Honey Rag is stuck in my head again)

I'm the delicious Miss Mandarin 🍊@queerbaraqueen· Mar 2

A poet

I'm the delicious Miss Mandarin 🍊@queerbaraqueen· Jan 27

Pleaseeeee I've had enough

I'm the delicious Miss Mandarin 🍊@queerbaraqueen· Jan 26

Took this this morning and it hasn't stopped snowing since, definitely over a foot out there now 😩😩

I'm the delicious Miss Mandarin 🍊@queerbaraqueen· Jan 21

Yes, I think that's just Willam

I'm the delicious Miss Mandarin 🍊@queerbaraqueen· Jan 16

I love thrifting sm

Image of a shelf display in a thrift store with stacks of plates, a glass ashtray, a virgin Mary (or Saint?) bust and an Overwatch Dva mousepad where the wrist rest is her butt

I'm the delicious Miss Mandarin 🍊@queerbaraqueen· Jan 6

Bonus -

I'm the delicious Miss Mandarin 🍊@queerbaraqueen· Jan 6

Ok people, what are 4 albums you really like to lock in and listen to, front to back? I'll go first

I'm the delicious Miss Mandarin 🍊@queerbaraqueen· Dec 25

Fortunately (unfortunately?) that's all my apparel. In varying amounts of gay, queer, lesbian, doll and/or they/them #gay #queer #Christmas #holigay

Close-up of torso and bearded chin of individual with yellow hair in curls wearing a dark dark blue Xmas sweater that says "don we now our gay apparel" and a silver chain

I'm the delicious Miss Mandarin 🍊@queerbaraqueen· Dec 23

I'm the delicious Miss Mandarin 🍊@queerbaraqueen· Dec 21

The perfect Xmas tree doesn't exis-- Nvmnd

Dildo Xmas tree, an Xmas tree made of dildos, tinsel and candy canes

I'm the delicious Miss Mandarin 🍊@queerbaraqueen· Dec 18

Experimenting with sweeter, seasonal fruit-ified gf focaccia and this is very good! (But I can see where I can now do an even better one)

Close up of a vegan, gluten free focaccia filled with crimson colored cranberry & pear, with a shiny glaze of orange & amaretto and a sprinkle of cinnamon

I'm the delicious Miss Mandarin 🍊@queerbaraqueen· Dec 10

Found Sanrio men's briefs for the first time ever so I guess I live to see another day ✨ #gay #underwear #mensunderwear

User stands in front of wood door in mirror image (with bat decals) in black hoody grey gym shorts pulled down to show colorful Sanrio characters on black men's briefs

Picture of user's crotch with the bulge resting on a bathroom counter, one hand holding the hoody up to show off Sanrio men's briefs

I'm the delicious Miss Mandarin 🍊@queerbaraqueen· Dec 7

Got home from watching my friend gogo last night at like 3am and just wanted to try out taking pics in my smaller but just mine bathroom 🙌

User is taking a mirror selfie in black tank and underwear, they have pale skin, yellow hair, facial hair, tattoos and two bracelets. There are bat decals on the mirror and pastel walls

I'm the delicious Miss Mandarin 🍊@queerbaraqueen· Dec 6

You really do

I'm the delicious Miss Mandarin 🍊@queerbaraqueen· Dec 3

Made curry roasted squash soup tonight, first time I've cooked like an ACTUAL dish for myself in so long, and I got to use my Dutch oven finally. Came out so tasty

A black, medium size dutch oven containing orange colored squash soup sits on a black top electric stove

I'm the delicious Miss Mandarin 🍊@queerbaraqueen· Dec 1

Awake but at what cost

I'm the delicious Miss Mandarin 🍊@queerbaraqueen· Nov 5

A friend sent this to me and I feel little TOO seen

I'm the delicious Miss Mandarin 🍊@queerbaraqueen· Oct 28

Oh!