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34. PNW boy into TTRPGs, shitposts, video games. He/Him. Black Lives Matter. TERFs not welcome. ACAB. Find me other places at: beacons.ai/queersamus

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queersamus@queersamus· Jun 30

out of context spoilers for D&D tonight

text messages that read:
Blue Bubble: babe how do we make soul coins?
Grey Bubble: lmao
Grey Bubble: don't worry about it babe
Blue Bubble: Okay [heart emoji]
Blue Bubble: yay [heart emoji]

The Cover of a book version of Othello by William Shakespeare

queersamus@queersamus· Jun 3

love getting woken up by our water heater's expansion tank exploding and flooding our apartment. brb about to pass out from the adrenaline crash now that the water heater is fixed and the water got sucked out and we're no longer in active crisis mode

photo of a kitten in a miniature bed that was perhaps intended for a doll, asleep with its head on the pillow and the blanket pulled over it like it was tucked in. the caption reads "I tested positive for being all tuckered out" and the whole image has a chromatic distortion like it's being shown on an old low-quality CRT monitor

queersamus@queersamus· May 24

bf and i have been multiplayering Sunderfolk and it's really fun and soooo charming. i'm playing as a polar bear barbarian and a bat bard and he's playing as a salamander pyromancer and a raven wizard. also anjali bhimani plays the DM and does all the narration and voices as if she's running a ttrpg

the promotional image for the game Sunderfolk, featuring art of all the possible character choices including a salamander pyromancer, a bat bard, a ferret rogue, a polar bear barbarian, a mountain goat ranger, and a raven wizard, all gathered around a campfire striking poses in a dark stone cavern

queersamus@queersamus· May 21

hans zimmer getting exposed as a vicious transphobe right after raye's album that featured him released is so fucking sad

ben affleck looking fucking exhausted holding a cigarette with a tired expression on his face as though he doesn't even have the energy to smoke it

queersamus@queersamus· May 21

AND THEN THEY ALL GOT THEIR DOGS OUT FOR THE BEACON SUBSCRIBER ONLY SEGMENT

queersamus@queersamus· May 21

not luis carazo subtly implying on the most recent Tale Gate that he's sold feet pics before

queersamus@queersamus· May 9

saturdays are for the saturday

Phil from the "What are saturdays for, Phil?" viral video, with the vacant expression he has from the part of the video where he responds to the "Saturdays are for the..." with "Saturday"

queersamus@queersamus· Mar 17

it is my day of birth

a crunchy and low quality meme edited as though this is 2008 and all i had to work with was kidpix. it features a yassified photo of a handsome man and an aspect-ratio-distorted photo of an also-yassified grey wolf above a scene of a beach with low-resolution red roses crudely edited on top. the text says "Have a blessed night packmates"

queersamus@queersamus· Mar 15

i'm steadily growing my collection of werewolf memes since my D&D character is one now and i was reminded of one of the best fake biden tweets of all time

a fake tweet from the @POTUS twitter account while it was under Joe Biden's name that says "Get you a Werewolf Boyfriend who's Fat Balls STINK up the house"

queersamus@queersamus· Mar 3

ADHD is crazy because why the fuck did I straight up forget that my birthday is literally this month until just a little bit ago when I got a text about it from a sibling

A cute black kitten sitting with an arrow drawn pointing to its head labeling it "enmpty". The photo is captioned "I donbt know anything."

queersamus@queersamus· Mar 2

Freckle from the youtube series The Gay And Wondrous Life of Caleb Gallo, leaning against a doorframe in a white shirt with their hair down, an uninterpretably ambiguous expression on their face

queersamus@queersamus· Mar 1

OKAY I WASN'T COMPLETELY CRAZY. the round grass bird, the fluffy fire dog, the cunty blue frog. it's kind of giving "can i copy your homework" "yeah but change a few things so it's not obvious"

the three starters from the new pokemon Winds and Waves games, Browt (a grass-type bird), Pombon (a fire-type canine), and Gecqua (A water-type amphibian of some kind)

queersamus@queersamus· Feb 18

happy werewolf wednesday everyone

meme image of a werewolf ripping off a shirt to expose his muscular chest, he's in a dark forest and his eyes are glowing. it's captioned "Stay back. If you hug me right now I might never let go."

queersamus@queersamus· Feb 13

my face knowing i'm at least partially responsible for this happening

photo of Tom Hardy while doing the press tour for the movie Venom, featuring him making a face with pursed lips as though he's blowing out an exasperated breath, with an expression of regret as though he's thinking "maybe i shouldn't have said that..."

queersamus@queersamus· Feb 8

i'm being so deadly serious rn

queersamus@queersamus· Feb 8

chicory sequel!!!!

a title screen from the announcement of the game Chicory: A Musical Tale, the sequel to Chicory: A Colorful Tale

queersamus@queersamus· Feb 8

Someone: "I asked AI to-" Me, immediately:

Lisa Simpson looking bored as hell listening to an iPod through some earbuds, with the word "blocked" above where she's tapping on the screen

queersamus@queersamus· Feb 2

okay i am consistently underwhelmed by noah kahan but i wanted to give him a chance since a new album gives a lot of room for growth but then he opens the fucking video for his new single with a mastercard advertisement and we're already losing points before any music has started playing ☠️

queersamus@queersamus· Jan 13

to be clear it was an incredibly good session but calder's morning could be summed up like this:

a tweet from Reba McEntire that says "To catch u up to speed, had a good breakfast and then the torture started... Sent from my iPad"

queersamus@queersamus· Jan 3

how do you think i felt 💀

screenshot from the year-end Tidal music streaming summary, which notified that i'm the 5th biggest fan of Jay Som on Tidal, globally

queersamus@queersamus· Dec 11

me about most of my bsky mutuals

photo of a white husky's face coming out of a car window, next to a sticker placed on the car that says "I love my gay dog"

queersamus@queersamus· Oct 14

every critical role fandom furry rn watching thousands of people put Teor in their hear-me-out lists

panel from the Stan Kelly "If Drugs Are Legalized" comic that appeared in The Onion, it's cropped down to just show the man in the window looking through with an evil grin and sharp teeth exclaiming "Yes... ha ha ha... YES!", but i've replaced the label "Sickos" on his chest with the word "furries"

queersamus@queersamus· Sep 23

it's so crazy to me that this album is old enough to drink in the US

cover art for the 2003 album Fallen by the band Evanescence

queersamus@queersamus· Sep 4

boygenius 2

photo of Courtney LaPlante of Spiritbox, Amy Lee of Evanescence, and Poppy, dressed in elaborate black and white outfits at the end of the video for their musical collaboration End of You

queersamus@queersamus· Aug 5

finally... the sequel to kevin james huge jorts... hayley williams huge jorts

photo of hayley williams dancing on a riverfront wearing jorts that are so large they go down to her ankles

queersamus@queersamus· Aug 1

hayley williams wrote "hard" for the gooners

screenshot of the lyrics for Hayley Williams' song Hard. they read "So hit me, I can't get soft 'cause I'm too hard"

screenshot of the lyrics for Hayley Williams' song Hard. they read "I'm too, I'm too hard" repeated 4 times during the post-chorus

queersamus@queersamus· Jul 13

new jay som is good, new wet leg is good, new ethel cain is good, and i be chillin

Freckle from the youtube series The Gay and Wondrous Life of Caleb Gallo, leaning against a doorframe with an incredibly ambiguous expression on their face

queersamus@queersamus· Jul 4

suggestive tagged just because there's no other way to hide that the image is spoilers for clair obscur expedition 33 but MOTHERFUCKER DOWN. FINALLY. EAT SHIT YOU FUCK

screenshot of the phase transition cinematic for the boss Simon in Clair Obscur: Expedition 33

queersamus@queersamus· Jul 3

i made tres leches cake and i ate too much of it and now i feel like this

crude drawing of a kitten with a round belly. there's a hand-written caption that says "Full of milk" with an arrow pointing at the belly

queersamus@queersamus· Jun 11

if i had a nickel for every time i encountered a boss that had one magic blue/purple sword and one fire sword and the best strategy to defeat them was practicing their parry and dodge timings, i'd have four nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened that many times