for a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? Randomly sized Allen keys, a couple of those silly little spanners that come with furniture, and a tube of superglue which was used once and has since hardened.

RIP Bud Cort/god.

He’s looking much better than the last time I saw him.

A murder of followers.

And you’re a teacher?

The Port Charlotte 10 #whisky #portcharlotte #bennevis #glasgow

Cya Oz 🤘 #ozzy #ozzyosbourne #rip

Geezer, Tony, Bill, and Ozzy. Thanks for the memories #blacksabbath

I’ve gone full Hunter Thompson.

My nomination for the next pope.

Fifty-five years ago today, arguably the first heavy metal album was released. Black Sabbath’s ‘Black Sabbath’. Play it loud 🥃 #blacksabbath

‘You will be visited by three spirits.’ The three spirits: Happy birthday Lemmy.

Your post immediately reminded me of this slice of genius.

Ooft! Just missed out on the first quarter million.

Welcome to Scotland.

Like this (open full image):

Repost with the first album that you bought with your own money.

Pointing this out earned me a block from this towering intellect.

In other news, sex workers who don’t look like young, effeminate boys don’t need to worry about being hired by Vance.

#serendipity

At long last.