Raccoon Running with Scissors

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A person of micro-niche consequence that likes both kinds of movies. Good and bad. Unserious quips with mirthful intent. FC Cincinnati 🌱 6. #StuffMyWifeSendsMe #RaccWatch #WatchLaterRacc #EarlySkies Discord: Durrant1010 / RaccoonRunning

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Raccoon Running with Scissors@raccoonrunning· 14d

Whethered the rain delay (FC Cincinnati vs San Jose). Made the mistake of grabbing a Blue Moon. 🤢 What happened, they!?! They used to actually taste at least half ways decent with a crisp and refreshing taste Fun seeing the ball boy get a massive applause

A soccer pitch (TQL Stadium - Cincinnati, Ohio) vacant save for a single young man walking out onto the manicured green grass pitch. The stands are a mixed bag for attendees and hanger ons that will soon grow to maybe half filled.

Raccoon Running with Scissors@raccoonrunning· 14d

Favourite 90's Covers #comicsky Day 1

A man wearing a biker jumpsuit and studded claws on a curled fist stands over a military uniformed enemy held by the throat between spread legs. Explosions appear in the background.

Raccoon Running with Scissors@raccoonrunning· 15d

A bountiful harvest of milk weed bugs

An image of a large number of orange insects swarmed on top of butterfly milkweed

Raccoon Running with Scissors@raccoonrunning· 16d

The holidays will be upon us soon

A young, blond haired woman in an oversized gray and burgundy sleeved raglan t-shirt looks with a smile to a young man pouring a cup of coffee

Raccoon Running with Scissors@raccoonrunning· 18d

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

A fine lined pencil drawing of a city street. The street has land posts that have teardrop lights. The roofs of the buildings have striped awnings and quaintly tiled eaves. The main image picks a smallish looking man darkly colored in his suit and seemingly playing a femur bone as if it were a flute. The shadow that is thrown onto the ground for the man appears to be that of a skeleton

Raccoon Running with Scissors@raccoonrunning· 18d

I'm using this meme on every post about this concert. No idea where this one came from.

Some anime girl looking excited as she holds Graeters Ice cream and a liter of Hofbräuhaus beer. She excitedly looks to the foreground where cheese topped Skyline chili is piled high next to a slab of Goetta.

Raccoon Running with Scissors@raccoonrunning· 19d

Hell yeah! That's what I'm talking about

Image: a yellow and blue paneled box with swing open doors and shelving. On the shelving rests a variety of DVDs. Text on the side of the box reads Blockbuster in classic image of Blockbuster video.

Text: Over 200 free Blockbuster libraries have popped up in 43 states across the US

Raccoon Running with Scissors@raccoonrunning· 22d

Don't threaten me with a good time

It's screenshot that states:

Your Gmail will stop working in 5 days, You used all 15 GB of your Google account storage. I'm July 30th, 2026, you will be unable to send or receive emails in Gmail...

Raccoon Running with Scissors@raccoonrunning· 25d

Before this year ends, Grok Imagine will make a full-length movie of The Odyssey that is historically accurate and true to the art of Homer

Lovable oath Homer Simpson, a yellow skinned bald man with a 5:00 shadow points with scrutiny paid to the foreground.

His finger points to a hand sketch that resembles a poorly drawn car.

Raccoon Running with Scissors@raccoonrunning· 28d

Watching The Sheep Detectives and picking up a lot of Koby/Helmeppo vibes from Officer Greg and He-Man the Journalist

Two young men wearing white cadet outfits with necrochips under colored shirts. One man has poorly cut blonde hair while another has pink tinted hair and large round glasses

Two men looking into the foreground of a screen. The one to the left in the back where is a patterned jacket and over the shoulder bag paired with glasses and blonde hair. The one in the foreground where is a police vest and requisite uniform.

Raccoon Running with Scissors@raccoonrunning· Jul 12

Have grown to love Hank Howard Pizza Detectives gritty noir

Cover art for Hank Howard pizza detective the inside job.

An image broken up into three parts the top a young man wearing a fedora with shaggy blonde hair. The middle a dog growling with a partial mask on one eye. And oversized Caligula head done up as a mascot..

The colors are a study in yellow and salmon and green shading

Multiple panels from a comic book. Black and white. The four panels depict the exterior of a gaming parlor in a rainy Florida heat. The second panel depicts a crowd all dispersed amongst various gaming machines ( arcade). The third panel shows the titular Hank Howard walking and looking at the disdain at youth wasting their potential. The fourth panel provides a POV of what we suspect Hank is seeing through his eyes along with his thoughts that's surmise the situation.

"A generation of youth feeding hope into the slots, only to learn the house always wins. I guess it's what happens when there aren't any wars"

Raccoon Running with Scissors@raccoonrunning· Jul 12

Gang, a bunch Hollywood types are going to try and convince us this isn't Helen of Troy this week.

A screenshot from the movie, Kung Fu Hustle, showing a woman in her late 40s or early '50s sitting next to a man of similar age. The woman has her hair pulled back and a cigarette hanging loosely from her lip along with a taking no shit glare upon her face. The man has something about pompadour as well as a thin mustache. Both are clad in colorful polyester clothing and sit behind a green felt topped gaming table with a variety of different colored chips spread about

Raccoon Running with Scissors@raccoonrunning· Jul 10

Saw The Musical? Yes. I think I will. @friendstilltheend.bsky.social

An image of a white tiled wall that is filthy with stains. The wall is a a drawing, not photorealistic. Text in black with red outlined letters reads saw the musical The unauthorized parody of Saw.

The right side of the image has half of figure presented. The figure is a doll wearing a black suit with red bow tie. It's white face has black eyes with red irises. A red spiral is on the cheek of the doll.

Raccoon Running with Scissors@raccoonrunning· Jul 7

A two-panel meme that uses legally blonde.

The top panel shows a young man questioningly looking to the left. He asks "You made sense of all the backwards talk and cryptic clues in the red room?"

A bottom panel shows a young blonde woman wearing glasses looking to the right. She responds, "What, like it's hard?"

Raccoon Running with Scissors@raccoonrunning· Jul 7

McConnell's people obscuring his health status leaves his position at risk of a Dave-like event... in which a likable yokel impersonates a medically braindead elected official, President Mitchell, and wins favor by helping the masses.

Raccoon Running with Scissors@raccoonrunning· Jul 4

#RaccWatch with wife last night... The Evil Dead. Maybe going to watch Evil Dead 2 tonight.

The image of a woman clawing her way out of the ground while a zombie hand reaches up to grab her throat. She wears a negligee and has one hand outstretched fingers splayed to the sky and another bracing against the dirt of the Earth. The image is at a 30° angle off of center. The background is a cold blue sky.

Text in the foreground reads "The Evil Dead". A small text on the upper half of the image reads "the most ferociously original horror film of the year..."

Raccoon Running with Scissors@raccoonrunning· Jul 4

I watch a lot of trash movies because they are fun trash movies, but even I won't #RaccWatch something this trashy

Three washed up actors who at best can churn up a movie about pickleball? The washed of actors consist of Dean Cain (a former TV Superman that washed out trying to act like a government agent, Chad Ridgeley (no fuckin clue who he is), Kevin Sorbo (Played a TV Hercules back in the 90s and has been a beloved /s cultural commentary ever since)

Raccoon Running with Scissors@raccoonrunning· Jul 3

Avengers End Game (2019)

Raccoon Running with Scissors@raccoonrunning· Jul 2

A screenshot from The Simpsons. Apu sings "Not Me!" In song as the Simpson clan raises their hands up as they sing along with him

Raccoon Running with Scissors@raccoonrunning· Jul 1

#RaccWatch 'ing Season 2 of "Avatar the last Airbender" Not saying this is a Simpsons reference but I will say with $20, you can buy many peanuts, because money can be exchanged for goods and services.

A young man with slicked backed hair wearing a presumably whale bone necklace and blue over wrapping shirt.

He stands looking into the foreground at a young man with shaved head and a blue stripe tattoo running from the nape of his neck over towards his forehead.

Text reads " You didn't expect people to want money for goods and services?"

Raccoon Running with Scissors@raccoonrunning· Jun 27

#RaccWatch 'ing Masque if the Red Death on #Tubi.

Movie poster for The Masque of the Red Death. An older gentleman's face, sporting a pencil thin mustache. Shading across the face is made primarily with red and some black shadowing

Raccoon Running with Scissors@raccoonrunning· Jun 27

Would be great if there were a likable Trillionaire so the 'No Trillionaires Club' joke would work

Picture of a protest in which individuals hold a "Stop Elon - No Trillionaires" banmer

A screenshot of a red haired child from The Simpsons holding up a thumb pointing to a poorly edited 'No Trillionaires Club' signage

Raccoon Running with Scissors@raccoonrunning· Jun 19

Who can resist that Jon Arbuckle swagger?

Cartoon. Jon Arbuckle. An awkward man wearing a brown suit. He has his suit jacket spread wide like the wings of a sugar glider revealing the light purple lining to. The suit jacket and prominently displaying a wide necktie with the image of an orange cat upon it.

Raccoon Running with Scissors@raccoonrunning· Jun 19

Sure ChatGPT. I will wait on your lag to do a language translation that I can literally do from the same browser screen from which you are advertising

A screenshot of a mobile device.

The bottom half has an in browser translation from Italian to English. The Italian phrase translates to: You can look but not touch

Above this simple to use feature there are multiple adds for ChatGPT translations

Raccoon Running with Scissors@raccoonrunning· Jun 18

Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you. I'm certain I watched this at too young of an age to really get it, but I did watch it weekly. I cannot find evidence, but am convinced Tim Robbins plays a semi regular cast member as a beach bum

Down the Shore DVD cover image. Background is composed of an aerial image overlooking the Jersey Shore... Beach on water with coastal houses.

The lower left corner shows the main 6 cast members

Raccoon Running with Scissors@raccoonrunning· Jun 16

Psp psp

A slender black cat wearing a pink color. Her eyes are bugging out with pupils dilated and a snarl upon her face to say, "da fuq"

Raccoon Running with Scissors@raccoonrunning· Jun 14

Post a cartoon you remember that (you think) no one else remembers

Text: The Mysterious Cities of Gold

Two cartoon boys and a girl. All appear young and wear traditional clothing indigenous to central America

Raccoon Running with Scissors@raccoonrunning· Jun 13

I Know Why the Caged Fighter Screams

Just the next in a long series of national travesties. The image frames the United States Whitehouse in the center of the background. Columned rotunda central with the US flag on a pole, a red and white striped flag with a fifty starred field of blue.

As you proceed into the foreground you see a fenced octogon encircled by seats

The entire image is framed with a four legged canopy that covers the fighting octogon. The legs of the canopy made to look like the blue field of the fla adorned with white stars

Raccoon Running with Scissors@raccoonrunning· May 31

If an alien landed and asked you: What is music?' what would you play for them? "Tubular Bells" by Mike Oldfield, of course

A chrome shined tube that is bent such that the open ends of the tube face toward the foreground. Starting from the lower left of the image the tube proceeds diagonally to the upper right corner, bends maintaining a parallel to horizon path as the tube continues to the upper left corner, before turning toward the lower left corner. The tube proceeding from the upper right to the lower left is on top of the other end of the tube. The tubes float in the sku with clouds in the background and a crashing wave at the bottom of the image.

Raccoon Running with Scissors@raccoonrunning· May 31

Original pencil art from Peter Kuper from the MAD Magazine art exhibit roadshow