Rachel
@rachelsweatpants
God’s coldest little soldier. Mostly made of microplastics and cheese.
Since there are no rules we aren't taking our giant skeleton down until next halloween
Taking little sweatpants to the enchanted forest today but that's not gonna stop me from going full no kings (except King Gizz) today.
Fam, if mama is going to see phish in Portland next week does she wear this jumpsuit to commemerate the health and science decline in our nation?
New millennial parent level achieved by watching Pete & Pete with our kid on dvd
I made this list of wild things I thought would happen during the new administration after the election and I really didn’t expect to get so close to nailing it in less than 6 months.
Who am I wearing? Thanks for asking! It’s a hoodie I got at a head shop called Freewheelin’ Frank’s when I was in high school 24 years ago.
Got a sample of a sweatshirt design I made based on Woody Guthrie’s rad anti-fascist guitar and it came out awesome! This is my new favorite hobby. I don’t expect to ever sell anything in my shop but I’m having a fun time!
Apocalyptic levels of “we are all trying to find the guy who did this”
Absolutely haunted by this drawing my daughter did of me. But also I kind of want to see it animated….
Best thrifting purchase of 2023: a fila track suit that was literally tailor made for my body. Best regular purchase: a shirt of Marge Simpson krumping on it.