Dunder MILFlin Regional Manager
@rachyall
Shiny goth bohemian artist. Soccer mom. Crafter. Peloton. Tennis player (4.5). Arsenal/Atlanta/Auburn vs. all y’all. I identify as a fucking threat. But also she/they/y’all. My husband needs a heart transplant.
Would the cyclosporiasis get me back to summer 2022 major depression skinny? I really want those legs back.
Me, a highly qualified, experienced, educated proofreader and editor: *exists* @fox5atlanta:
Meanwhile, this little baby is the SHIT. I would not have survived the last week if Hot Pool Dad hadn’t brought it over and set it up in our bedroom. It had the entire room like an icebox. Will ABSOLUTELY be purchasing one for the basement.
Evidence. But there will be clean plates after breakfast. 😋
I think postponing the swim meet was the correct decision.
After spending the last four days in the hospital with my husband, MILF Summer is officially a go.
Anyway here’s my first thirst trap of the summer. Bonus, I’m an actual legal adult woman.
I’m a Scorpio/Sagittarius cusp. A fixed water sign and a mutable fire sign. My birthday is on the transition point, so I get the best and worst of both signs. I deal in truth and facts, and I know when people are lying or bullshitting me but I can laugh about it and let them dig their own grave.
I like Pentagram, System of a Down, Deftones, Converge, Glassjaw, Chevelle, Slaughter to Prevail, I Prevail, all the Prevails, Underoath, Coheed, Black Sabbath, Violent Vira, all over the place really. More nu metal and hardcore and alt metal than traditional heavy metal.
Probably my platonic soulmate Ryan, he always has a wild story to tell. Because men are crazy, but women are ALSO crazy.
Time for your semi-monthly selfie. Because I feel good today, the weather is gorgeous, my seasonal depression is gone, and it’s 4/20 and I have a Willie Nelson shirt. And I have a nice tan going with two weeks to spare before the pool opens. 🏊🏼♀️
Why is the alleged President of the United States posting photos of himself as Jesus Christ blessing or reanimating someone who looks to be Jeffrey Epstein while a bunch of white people bow to him? COMPLETELY NORMAL SHIT, RIGHT?
My husband’s company does corporate swag RIGHT. A giant EVA bag (so cute and IN MY COLOR), several huge thick beach towels, a laser engraved Stanley, and a laser engraved Yeti can coozie. Now I don’t need to buy new pool towels like I do every year, and my pool bag got an upgrade.
They built a 7 Brew within walking distance. The wind was a paid actor.
First swimwear item of the year has been purchased. Club membership invoice has been paid. All that’s left to do is lock in on carving out the summer body. Which I’ve been trying to do for weeks. 😅
We all agree that it would’ve been a crime to pass this up, right? How often does a FREE Victorian living room set present itself??
Unintentional OMAD. But on the bright side, at least I ate something.