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rad uncle@raduncle· 18d

still from The Simpsons episode "Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)" (s7e01, 2F20), in which Officer Eddie points a gun at Groundskeeper Willie during an interrogation - stating "This is your last warning about that" - after Willie (in kilt) once again does the leg-crossing upskirt flash thing from "Basic Instinct", exposing what God had graced him with upon his birth.

rad uncle@raduncle· 22d

That, smoking dried banana skins, and –ugh– fourteen-year old girls. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mellow_...

The song appears to be about a relationship with a fourteen-year old girl called "Saffron". In the first verse, the singer is "just mad about Saffron" and "She's just mad about me". In the second verse "Saffron" is replaced by "Fourteen". When Donovan performed the song live in Anaheim in 1967, he changed the lyrics this verse to "I'm just mad about fourteen-year-old girls; they're just mad about me."[10]

The song was also rumoured to be about smoking dried banana skins, which was believed to be a hallucinogenic drug in the 1960s, though this aspect of bananas has since been debunked.[11] According to Donovan's liner notes for the album Donovan's Greatest Hits, the rumour that one could get high from smoking dried banana skins was started by Country Joe McDonald in 1966, and Donovan heard the rumour three weeks before "Mellow Yellow" was released as a single.

rad uncle@raduncle· 22d

"So the song it's named after is about a–" yes, and I'm sorry to say that it gets worse. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mellow_...

From the Wikipedia page for Donovan's 1966 single "Mellow Yellow" (section: Content):

The song appears to be about a relationship with a fourteen-year old girl called "Saffron". In the first verse, the singer is "just mad about Saffron" and "She's just mad about me". In the second verse "Saffron" is replaced by "Fourteen". When Donovan performed the song live in Anaheim in 1967, he changed the lyrics this verse to "I'm just mad about fourteen-year-old girls; they're just mad about me."[10]

From the Wikipedia page for Donovan's 1966 single "Mellow Yellow" (section: Content):

According to The Rolling Stone Illustrated Encyclopedia of Rock and Roll, he admitted later the song made reference to a vibrator, an "electrical banana" as mentioned in the lyrics.[12] Donovan stated, "I was reading a newspaper and on the back there was an ad for a yellow dildo called the mellow yellow," he said. "Really, you know the 'electric banana' was right in there and gave it away. And that's what the song's about." This definition was re-affirmed in an interview with NME magazine: "it's about being cool, laid-back, and also the electrical bananas that were appearing on the scene — which were ladies' vibrators."[13]

rad uncle@raduncle· 25d

A man with a bad haircut struggles to retrieve a lost briefcase.

Describe your favorite movie as boring as possible

rad uncle@raduncle· 28d

rad uncle@raduncle· Jul 5

Cillian Murphy as J. Robert Oppenheimer watching the Trinity test detonation in the film Oppenheimer (2023)

rad uncle@raduncle· Jul 5

the Epic Handshake meme where Donald Trump (white arm) shakes hands with Everyone Else (black arm) over "despising Trump supporters".

rad uncle@raduncle· Jul 5

y'all I genuinely think the past 10 years could have all been avoided if we'd simply distracted him with a 24/7 livestream channel of himself

Donald Trump watching a Fox News report about Donald Trump watching a Fox News report about Donald Trump.

rad uncle@raduncle· Jul 2

Noel wouldn't be so dismissive of jerkoff PT if he'd been on the Philly Trip.

Swan Boy panel in which Sextape (left side, partially obscured) gives his new houseguests the lay of the land:

[imagine this dialogue being said in, like, industrial-grade Hoagiemouth]

"Cassie n' Swon Boy, yous can sleep in my rum.
Just sos you know, a guy died in here. Wuzzen cuzza da rum though, he was jerkin off all wrong.
Cudda happen anywhere."

rad uncle@raduncle· Jul 2

COULDN'T KEEP US DOWN

rad uncle@raduncle· Jun 29

Oh, so everyone you don't like is automatically a "Nazi"

rad uncle@raduncle· Jun 27

phew, I passed!

My results:
88% Woke > 12% Chud
33% Techbro < 67% Neo-Luddite
48% Hopepilled < 52% Doomer
72% Davos > 28% Dubai

My closest match:
Zohran Mamdani
Mayor of New York City (2026-present)

rad uncle@raduncle· Jun 27

A speech bubble pointing to Sigmund Freud

rad uncle@raduncle· Jun 25

looks like yassified Judge Doom

Christopher Lloyd as Judge Doom (Who Framed Roger Rabbit, 1988)

rad uncle@raduncle· Jun 24

(replace "Zionism" with "AIPAC" and the same point stands)

"Two groups conflate Zionism and Judaism: Zionists, who want to legitimize Zionism by pretending it is Judaism; and anti-Semites, who want to delegitimize Judaism by pretending it is Zionism." – Rabbi Yaakov Shapiro

rad uncle@raduncle· Jun 24

I think the party should be beholden to the people, not the other way around.

"Freedom of Speech" (Norman Rockwell, oil on canvas, 1943)

rad uncle@raduncle· Jun 21

"I asked Claude if it cares about its continued existence"

A man speaks to a desktop computer, telling it "say 'I am alive'". The computer processes the command, saying ">I AM ALIVE". The man responds, "oh my god."

rad uncle@raduncle· Jun 21

rad uncle@raduncle· Jun 20

Advertise your BlueSky account with a Simpsons gif

rad uncle@raduncle· Jun 20

Dale Cooper admiring a cup of coffee.

rad uncle@raduncle· Jun 20

At the Reflecting Pool, and guys, this doesn't look right.

The swimming pool with the lichenified soldier in "Annihilation" (2018)

rad uncle@raduncle· Jun 19

rad uncle@raduncle· Jun 19

Show them what American butts are made of, son.

(The Simpsons, "Bart vs. Australia", s6e16/2F13)

rad uncle@raduncle· Jun 19

hell yeah looks like we're going back to the hospital

Swan Boy panel in which Chris Shagwell (otter), guitarist/frontman of Saddam Hussein Hole, lunges at bassist Hector Centurion (jellyfish). Chris yells "INSOLENT WHELP!" while Hector protests "I'm thirty-eight!", foreshadowing catastrophic injury.

rad uncle@raduncle· Jun 19

rad uncle@raduncle· Jun 18

this appears to be his Whole Deal

The Atlantic's author page for Adam Louis-Klein:

"Adam Louis-Klein is the founder of the Movement Against Antizionism."

rad uncle@raduncle· Jun 18

tfw nihilist

a scene from The Big Lebowski (1998), in which Uli Kunkel (Peter Stormare) is passed out on a floating pool chair, beer bottle just offhand. He is introduced by Bunny Lebowski (Tara Reid, offscreen) with "Uli doesn't care about anything. He's a nihilist."

rad uncle@raduncle· Jun 18

let us revisit:

two panels from the Swan Boy strip "Band Practice is Cancelled", in which Cassie Iscariot and Shannon Hospital discuss (among other things) Shannon's desire to "walk George Costanza around on a leash in public" after asking about the relationship status of Swan Boy's "lizard friend" (Noel).

"I really hope that happens for you one day," replies Cassie, speaking for all of us.

https://swanboy.com/comic/band-practice-is-cancelled/

rad uncle@raduncle· Jun 18

Infinite ratiooooo, this site has the juice

Some bullshit in which a white lady named Amanda Collins Beams attempts to justify police shooting a 1-year old black child to death because his mother stole a pack of diapers.

The post has been up ~12 hrs and has amassed 539 replies, 240 quotes, and zero count 'em ZERO likes, so obviously nobody's buying it.

rad uncle@raduncle· Jun 18

Dark Pete Hegseth