Showed a college friend from the east coast this picture and she immediately responded with this

This is a cat check point: relinquish your most recent cat picture. 🐈‍⬛

Attention people of earth I need you to know two things: 1. Zachary Taylor Lactaid Timeline 2. Horse misogyny

I'm going to become the joker

Midwest is best (except Indiana)

Hey @firepile.bsky.social I'd kill for this syllabus

Post a picture of you that's not actually a picture of you

Spotted on a walk

chat am I too gay or could this have been worded better (OP meant "of social/wealth strata")

Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025

In honor of my new header pic, The Ghost of Christmas Future from a 1930s production of A Christmas Carol at the Detroit Institute of Art

you: what's Farscape me:

and if you failed Step 1? no you didn't, you have me

This is how the other half (my younger brother) lives - god, what did he do in a past life to be born into a family of grinches lmao

Not enough Polo on my feed, for this I apologize

I have since learned the names, dates and manners of death of the less attractive Monkees

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #942,478!

Ideologically I am opposed to indoor-outdoor cats but ooooooooooough he was so sweetiepied

He is just like me fr

Minutes after taking an adulterated gummy I ripped off my building's front door and just kinda stuck it back on and ran away

My Farscape thesis statement:

Trying to talk to a 20 year old about adulthood

No jk I do know what this is and I'm already not looking forward to being online when electionposting is in full force