Brendan Graeber
@raggafragga
Senior Guides Editor for IGN, also Batman. Good at games so you don’t have to be!
Oh trust me, I was reading some eyewitness testimony the other day and I’ve never gone from “wow we never get anything cool here” to “oh this is cursed” so fast. I feel bad for everyone involved but also this will be one of those infamous events.
Me asking my discord friend group if they want to play a new game with me (it did not work 😔)
As soon as I figure out how to lower the water level, I’m gonna absolutely destroy whatever’s in the Swamp Dungeon.
I’m not very well versed in this kind of terminology, is this the sort of place you’d go and sit in the corner of the room while you watch someone else eat the tandoori you just ordered?
Now that I'm done, I've drafted up what I feel is somewhat of a close representation of my Deltarune Chapter 5 (NONSPOILER) mood board:
Went to the Shakira concert this weekend and she included her latest Zootopia song. The furry indoctrination was real.
Looking back at this list from the 2021 era and it's hard not to be sad at this fumble of talent and potential. Xbox could have laid a solid foundation to build a diverse lineup that any other publisher would be envious of. Instead they got layoffs, closures, or survivor's guilt and an escape plan.
I've just been made aware of a surprising new patent Nintendo has filed that might be used in the upcoming Ocarina of Time remake.
I can pinpoint the exact moment I contemplated just turning it off.
Wow. I had heard this wasn't very good but I figured it could at least clear the Paul W.S. Anderson movies, right? Good lord it was painful.
I put this calendar together to visualize how bad our guides team has it and my eyes started to bleed uncontrollably.
Damn, coming up with ideas for placeholder art for this taxi game is so fucking tough. God, I wish some brilliant game executive would suggest an amazing way to offload this laborious and uncreative task!!!
People really like seeing themselves represented in games, which is why I like that in Mina the Hollower she's just like me -- taking a big ol' nap after completing (1) task.
Laufey coming to a stark realization after 5 hours in the afterlife, having a talking cube named Frank constantly telling her what to do and how to open doors in God of War:
I put together a slideshow for all the suits and outfits in the new Lego Batman game as part of our guide to unlocking them all, but I didn't feel like just snapping the same photo 100 times, so I had some fun with it. Here are a few of my faves (more here www.ign.com/wikis/lego-b...)
Love it when a wall of fog approaching San Francisco makes me do a double take due to looking like a giant ominous tsunami wave.