Searched for “douched and dangerous shirt” and this is what Amazon suggested

iykyk. Book today! Spots filling up fast for Seattle’s favorite neckless superstar!​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

I’m a good Christian woman 😇

Naked Monday…looking forward to Funderwear Saturday

“Dozens of teens” 💀

❤️ Cali plates

A straight guy holding a baby in a parking lot pulled down his short as I’m walking in a Speedo and yells “I think yours is bigger than mine!” And his wife yells “woo hoo!” I yelled back “you’re welcome!”

Fun at the bear sip and slide

Someone dropped their leafeon outside my front door!

Today’s reviews are in

Happy bday ‘Merica

A fun night out

❤️ a positive review

4th (?) workout of the year done

I ain’t got time for all that

Got my extra naked bingo card, but didn’t win

Time for naked gay bingo

Happy Pride 🌈

Stirring up sh*t for fun

Pride Thursday…done 😈

Got home at 3:30am…happy Pride! 🏳️‍🌈

Weekend shenanigans 😏

Lifeguard on duty

Feels like the dot com days 😅

Bought some object d’arte today from a used furniture store today

Being a local tourist

Train to a bday party after breeding someone’s son

When you’re a finance gay 🤓

Me on the bus to the pride orgy 🌈

Felt the need for more attention