i wonder how these would be with a bowl of milk. ice cold milk, of couse

maga elites’ response to the death of 2 more service members

they’re literally golden calves

these two are exactly who i’d picture when imagining “who would pose with ‘don colossus’”

two thoughts: one, dan scavino batted way out of his league. and two, they all love to pose in front of overly flattering butler pose paintings, which is gruesome and morbid.

i interrupt regularly scheduled programming with a brief message: look how cute my socks/loafers are together!

i think this might be my first gift from a crow. it couldn’t have blown here from the feeder and it wasn’t here when i left the patio this morning. #IWantToBelieve #IChoseToBelieve

clown socks

still laughing like a 12 year old boy that this is how i came from behind 😈 i love playing word feud w/the 🥷🐐@yourpalrad.bsky.social

i’m a very bad person (only a bad person would laugh, right?)

silkwood shower level ick from this creep

good luck, you’re on your own figuring out how to leave the middle east. unless you’re a maga influencer friend of rep paulina luna, in which case the administration’s got you (from the daily beast)

trump’s next batch of pardons, featuring

#WhenEverythingIsPink i match with everything

i’m such a sucker for new peeps

please never use the words “thrust” and “kavanaugh” in the same headline!🤮

are her orange roots an homage? a signal?

spicy strips dipped in vanilla soft serve? would

shockingly, shelly moore capito (NaziPartyWV) isn’t talking about j6 (raw story)

lol

can’t say i dig it

$3 wouldn’t cover his first bite

“honey, do you hear a scratching noise?”

10/10. would again

i had to. because i’m a sucker for nostalgia. and strawberry.

you will never convince me this isn’t stephen cheung. a gold obsessed villain’s evil henchman

are those trophies from his faux golf championships? (scampionships)

eagles erasure complete 😡