Randolph Lee Welty

@randolphleewelty

That’s an old picture. I look much worse now. Smart enough to know I’m stupid. You not liking these bangers that I give you for free says more about you than me quite frankly. FKA PorcupineEeyore

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Randolph Lee Welty@randolphleewelty· Jul 14

User: cristinatt
Question about English (US)
What is the difference between fetching and felching ?Feel free to just provide example sentences.

User: PhoenixInMySkin
fetching = to retrieve and can be used to say someone is attractive but that is a very old way to say it.  Felching = is a very involved sexual act and I really hope you meant fletching which means you are adding feathers or other stabilizers to the end of an arrow....

User: cristinatt
thank you very much. now i trully understand what my bf wanted from me the other day. i

Randolph Lee Welty@randolphleewelty· Jul 7

Even better.

From the Port Charles Wikipedia entry:

Port Charles (commonly abbreviated as PC) is an American television soap opera that aired on ABC from June 1, 1997, to October 3, 2003. It was a spin-off of the series General Hospital, which has been running since 1963 and takes place in the fictional city of Port Charles, New York. The show features longtime General Hospital characters Lucy Coe, Kevin Collins, Scott Baldwin, and Karen Wexler, along with several new characters, most of whom were interns in a competitive medical school program. In its later years, the program shifted more towards supernatural themes and stories, with a reduced emphasis on the original hospital setting.

Randolph Lee Welty@randolphleewelty· Jul 4

My founding fathers.

“The Four Pillars of Heaven” of All Japan Pro Wrestling (Mitsuharu Misawa, Kenta Kobashi, Toshiaki Kawada, and Akira Taue – four men with more five-star-rated matches amongst them than any other group of wrestlers in history)

Randolph Lee Welty@randolphleewelty· Jul 4

Oh, they’re aware.

From Colleen Darnell’s Wikipedia page in the Vintage Fashion section:

In 2017, Darnell launched an Instagram account with the username 'Vintage Egyptologist'. With few Egyptian workers appearing in the pictures, the account was critiqued by fellow Egyptologists for being "scholars who know these problematic histories choose to engage in the aesthetics of colonialism."[27]

Randolph Lee Welty@randolphleewelty· Jul 2

The answer, unfortunately, and without irony, is Cobra.

Poster for the movie Cobra. Stallone poses dressed in black with a black submachine gun. It looks cool as hell. Unfortunately.

Randolph Lee Welty@randolphleewelty· Jul 1

Screenshot of browser window reading “the pickleball exorcist” followed by auto complete search results on “the pickleball m” reading The Pickleball Murders; The Pickleball Movie; The Pickleball Mortgage Guy; The Pickleball Mindset; The Pickleball Machine; The Pickleball Masters.

Randolph Lee Welty@randolphleewelty· Jun 19

wE nEeD a JoE rOgAn Of ThE lEfT

Screenshot from Cagesideseats.com:

Top rumor of the day: WWE White House event

On his podcast, Joe Rogan claimed that UFC Freedom 250 at the White House was “one of the most watched sporting events in the history of the world,” with more than 150 million people viewing the show.

Wrestling Observer Radio’s Dave Meltzer described Rogan’s statement as “total bullshit.” Meanwhile, Paramount announced that the event averaged 8.2 million viewers across the U.S. and Latin America, making it “the biggest exclusive live event” ever on Paramount+. The streamer also says nearly 17 million people in these regions watched at least one minute of the event. If you believe these numbers, it’s a far cry from Rogan’s bogus claim, as well as the Trump administration comparing it to the moon landing.

Randolph Lee Welty@randolphleewelty· Jun 5

Theodoric of York: [ steps toward the camera ] Wait a minute. Perhaps she’s right. Perhaps I’ve been wrong to blindly folow the medical traditions and superstitions of past centuries. Maybe we barbers should test these assumptions analytically, through experimentation and a “scientific method”. Maybe this scientific method could be extended to other fields of learning: the natural sciences, art, architecture, navigation. Perhaps I could lead the way to a new age, an age of rebirth, a Renaissance! [ thinks for a minute ] Naaaaaahhh!

Randolph Lee Welty@randolphleewelty· Jun 3

Show me a picture that captures your essence.

Image from the 1992 movie Hard Boiled of a haggard Chow Yun Fat with a bandage on his head holding a shotgun and a baby.

Randolph Lee Welty@randolphleewelty· May 27

Screenshot from TMZ.com.

Picture of a dog looking out a car window, a shotgun, and an exclamation point in a yellow triangle.

Text reads, “Exclusive Details. Nebraska Dog Fires Shotgun From Parked Truck, Shoots Woman. By TMZ Staff. Published May 26, 2026 3:28 PM PDT. Comments 18.”

Randolph Lee Welty@randolphleewelty· May 27

How has not been domesticated? And can I domesticate it?

Picture of a black-footed cat with caption reading Black-footed Cat.

Randolph Lee Welty@randolphleewelty· May 17

Seems about right. I guessed Progressive Realist but that was just based on what words mean. findmypolitics.com?e=-69&so=-53...

Screenshot from FindMyPolitics.com.

Social Democrat
Centre-Left

Colored bars indicate the following:
Economics: 69% Left Wing
Social: 53% Libertarian
Civil Liberties: 37% Pro-Liberty
Governance: 62% Globalist
System Trust: 25% High Trust

Randolph Lee Welty@randolphleewelty· May 13

Check out Rorschach over here.

Panel from Watchmen comic. The Rorschach has his masked pushed up and is eating beans with a spoon. Night Owl looks aghast and says, “Uh… you want me to heat those up for you or anything…?” Rorschach responds, “No need. Fine like this.” Guess it’s straight out the can.

Randolph Lee Welty@randolphleewelty· May 12

IYKYK

Excerpt from Aaron Sorkin’s Wikipedia:

overcoming their drug abuse. However, on April 15, 2001, Sorkin was arrested when security guards at Hollywood Burbank Airport found that he was in possession of hallucinogenic mushrooms, marijuana, crack cocaine, and a metal crack pipe.[8][187] He was

Randolph Lee Welty@randolphleewelty· May 11

Randolph Lee Welty@randolphleewelty· May 8

This is all I can find at my mom’s house. 17 and 22. Like 30 years and 50 pounds ago.

Me at 17. Senior photo. Black tie and suit with a white shirt. Nice smile.

Me at 22 standing in a kitchen with an undershirt. Tattoo of the Chinese word TAO on my right arm. Wearing a prayer bead around my neck. Nice smile.

Randolph Lee Welty@randolphleewelty· Apr 29

advertise your account with a simpsons image

Scene from The Simpsons of Milhouse pointing to a blackboard with conspiracy flowchart stuff drawn on ot.

Randolph Lee Welty@randolphleewelty· Apr 16

I would wake up early every weekday, get dressed, and be ready to go to school so I could watch Denver, the Last Dinosaur.

Randolph Lee Welty@randolphleewelty· Apr 15

Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy (1861-1865)

Randolph Lee Welty@randolphleewelty· Apr 8

Randolph Lee Welty@randolphleewelty· Apr 4

I can’t front. Me back in the day trying to make a connection with any woman I found remotely attractive I thought I had a shot with and I would have been like: