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rankamateur@rankamateur· 18d

Guess I need some bean recipes then

A nice handful of freshly picked dwarf* beans

*that was what was on the packet, they’re fucking huge

rankamateur@rankamateur· 19d

Eddie Howe sitting on a private plane in the window seat. He’s sitting beside the Carabao Cup which is bedecked in NUFC coloured ribbons.

rankamateur@rankamateur· 21d

I’d also consider raw, thinly sliced, with ‘nduja and strattiaccella

White fish, raw, thinly sliced, with ‘nduja and strattiaccella

rankamateur@rankamateur· 21d

Sprouts Assemble

rankamateur@rankamateur· 23d

Apropos of nothing, a delicious Turkish breakfast spread

A Turkish breakfast with salad, olives, eggs, bread and cheese.

rankamateur@rankamateur· 24d

If you see this, quote a pic of you in glasses!

Me, a woman, on a chair lift in a ski resort. I’m in black ski wear and sporting goggles over glasses. I’m smiling joyfully.

rankamateur@rankamateur· 26d

Look at all the smol beans!

A dwarf bean plant close up view of lots of baby beans

Another dwarf bean plant close up view with lots more baby beans

rankamateur@rankamateur· 27d

David Squires for The Guardian

A cartoon of a perm-headed Kevin Keegan. The text to the left of it says “THE DAY AFTER THE FINAL, THE SAD NEWS BROKE THAT KEVIN KEEGAN HAD DIED, A MAN WHO WAS THE ANTITHESIS OF THE CYNICISM THAT CLOAKED THIS WORLD CUP. THROUGH FOOTBALL, HE
BROUGHT FUN AND JOY, PROVIDING A DEEP SOURCE OF PRIDE TO THE PEOPLE OF THE TOWNS AND CITIES
WHOSE CLUBS HE REPRESENTED.
IT WAS KEEGAN WHO CHARACTERISED THE TRUE SOUL OF FOOTBALL, NOT THOSE WHO HAVE CO-OPTED THE GAME AT THE HIGHEST LEVEL. TO BORROW A GUOTE FROM THE GREAT MAN,
I WILL LOVE IT IF WE BEAT THEM.

rankamateur@rankamateur· Jul 10

This was pretty nice.

Huge Big Ben made out of Lego seen from above

rankamateur@rankamateur· Jul 10

We visited the Leicester Square Lego store last week, like the idiot fans we are (no R0wling photos obvs) but now it’s a little bit tainted.

A guardsman and a policeman made out of Lego

An Aston Martin and behind it James Bond made out of Lego

rankamateur@rankamateur· Jul 9

All the stuff I said I’d do, laid out in individual bowls and plates

rankamateur@rankamateur· Jul 8

These beauties ❤️

A roasting dish filled with three rice-stuffed large tomatoes and two rice-stuffed peppers paddling in a tomatoey sauce

rankamateur@rankamateur· Jul 5

Blep

A striped tabby lies in a “C” shape”, asleep with paw over eyes, tongue poking out

rankamateur@rankamateur· Jul 2

Hard to explain how good it is for a coeliac to be able to eat dim sum like a normal person. This was all such a treat.

Three crystal prawn dumplings in a steamer

Three prawn chief fun on a plate with a serving spoon

Three chicken and ginger gyoza on a banana leaf with a sweet chilli dipping sauce

Three scallop and spinach dumplings in a steamer

rankamateur@rankamateur· Jun 27

Particularly missing this element of my daily Marseille routine

A pistachio snail-shaped pastry on a brown paper bag

rankamateur@rankamateur· Jun 26

Could a bar view be more “Marseille”?

A guy in a Breton top with a messenger bag sits at a table with water and a wine glass. The door to the street is open, and a red sunshade provides shelter. There’s a little Renault parked over the road, and a heavily graffiti-ed van in front of a heavily graffiti-ed store front. It’s hot.

rankamateur@rankamateur· Jun 24

On repeat

A seafood platter of oysters, prawns and crab

A very very large grey mullet, whole, uncooked, partially on a chopping board

rankamateur@rankamateur· Jun 24

Lxds, I am now 95% patisserie

A strawberry fraisir in a crisp buckwheat case with little basil gel garnish sits on a plate on a Marseille cafe table

rankamateur@rankamateur· Jun 23

Thankfully Marseille is in the orange weather zone rather than the red, and a little marine breeze keeps it bearable. Still, hopping in and out of the aircon is a must.

A typical French town square with an elaborate fountain, trees, a towering palm (we are definitely in Le Sud), a few parked motorbikes, all overlooked by red-roofed green-shuttered creamy-beige buildings

rankamateur@rankamateur· Jun 22

What it feels like

A descending cobbled Marseille lane lined with large pot plants and overhung generously with bougainvillea. It’s night and a lamp shines over the lane

rankamateur@rankamateur· Jun 21

Not a bad Sunday morning view to wake up to

A typical 5 storey French city building with multiple pale blue shutters in various stages of opening, and a couple of balconies. The building is in partial sun and partial shade. The sky behind is a vivid cloudless blue.

rankamateur@rankamateur· Jun 17

What it feels like 💛🧡❤️

View of last night’s sunset, a red sun hits the horizon over the med, a small boat chugging away towards the left of the picture.

rankamateur@rankamateur· Jun 15

Uh huh

A cow kitty perches in a woven basket labelled “TOYS” on a tiled floor in front of patio doors. A toy fish languishes in the corner.

rankamateur@rankamateur· Jun 11

It’s so ugly utilitarian! I mean … do I want to eat here? 😬😬 it’s giving school dinners or hospital canteen.

Some very ugly chairs, benches and tables in rows on a concrete floor with metal ducting above

rankamateur@rankamateur· Jun 4

Nice salad tonight …

Clockwise:

Six stubby carrots with their tops still on, two butter lettuces, a handful (maybe 10?) of broad bean pods.

rankamateur@rankamateur· Jun 3

Spit in my face and wrap me with barbed wire, I will love you forever if I can also eat these.

Three different pastries on a plate and a flat white on a woven mat

Two croissants and two other pastries on a white plate, a linen tablecloth and woven seagrass mats indicate this is a home table

A very beautiful flaky croissant lies on its crumpled packaging

rankamateur@rankamateur· Jun 1

OH saw me admiring peonies and brought me some home as a surprise. They’re astonishingly beautiful. Blowsy and bountiful. And they smell amazing too.

Five dark red peonies on a windowsill, 3 open and two tightly closed, photographed from above

rankamateur@rankamateur· May 30

It begins

A single small carrot, greenery and roots still attached

rankamateur@rankamateur· May 30

Japanese lad is doing pop-up Izakaya food and onigiri at Baba Yaga and Scott & Wilson. It’s good! Give it a go. Upon_time_ncl on Insta for dates and menus.

Three bowls, top to bottom: Japanese egg and potato salad, edamame, muge cabbage

Two chonky onigiri in a woven basket, seen from above.

rankamateur@rankamateur· May 26

Supermarket-raid picky tea … edamame with salt, okonomiyaki-style hash browns, tempura prawns with tentsuyu, gyoza with spicy dipping sauce, salad with homegrown radish & lettuce and miso ginger dressing.