Current mood….

They’re onto a winner….

There’ll always be an empire….

England bench last night…..

England v Argentina

Yes. One of the greatest days of my life. I get quite emotional just thinking about it.

And now we come to liars….

Here’s a photo of Jo Cox. For context.

Ain’t karma a bitch

This is not the Brazil you’re looking for….

Currently

Graham Potter looks like Dobby. Which is ironic.

"La Marseillaise’’

His hands. Conclusive proof, he has tiny hands.

Irish rehydration break

Read this. The laughing will cease.

Things I want to see….Ruben Pallister spills Francis Begbie’s pint

In this weather, make sure your goths have a window open if you leave them in the car, and a bowl of water.

Proles. Orwell called it…

Local paper has a sense of humour… #watfordfc

This is sensational and spellbinding. Present from my daughter for Father’s Day. Quite the emotional experience.

‘Destruction of national monuments’ you say…..

Hydrangea Break

Half Man. Wow. Ruben Pallister is one of the scariest characters we’ve ever seen. A human landmine of anger and pure malevolence. Marvellous.

Karen and her cross gets everywhere

Knobs n switches. It’s mesmerising.

‘What are you gonna do about it, whitey?’ This is NF and his endgame.

The goddam ball looks like they got it from Toys R Us. What’s wrong with one of these? FIFA wankstains.