It’s a threefer for me

This drink? Naturally flavored. Oh, and by the way bitch? There’s other natural flavors in there as well..

We’ll see about that

How many Gs you think this man can take

Uh, my McDonalds order came like this and the receipt just said “PUTO”?? What does that mean?

Clothespins on the image area of the film strips. Directly to jail.

Just about to upgrade the Bluesky router after what happened yesterday

TAke a look, y’all:

Me when my favorite AI actress starts saying a string of seemingly random numbers and letters that activate my kill sequence

Don’t know why everyone complains about the old site

To the staff here: hey fix this kind of shit before to make AI bullshit.

I need the Ektasound demonstration model. I need it to demonstrate.

Alright, we just buzz Maryland real quick and then head up to NY to cover up all those crimes

Logging on

People are criticizing Kash Patel for this but I think it’s admirable that the FBI has given her an army of pilates instructors that are with her at all times when Kash is not around.

Not even true