also my fifteen year-old sweet little ladybug keeps fucking around at mealtime and making my anxious ass worry for no consistent reason. the girl has grown a variable appetite while I crave order. this is the offending beast.

I am thrilled to serve as this year's panel facilitator at Service Oriented Conference! 💖 @serviceorientedcon.bsky.social

watching liberals throw their support behind the transphobic troll from california who gets off on encampment sweeps

big aisha vibes~

between comedy bang bang, rapunzel's tangled adventure, and the @dropout.tv stable of quality products, @pftompkins.bsky.social has gradually become a pillar of my goofy comfort media line-up. thank you for your service, you hilarious weirdo.

what who me

show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie

Using food to show where I grew up:

whenever i need a little confidence boost i type for a while

babies

Riot, play "The Giver" by Chappell Roan

find you a girl that buys you roses to match your hair ❤️🩷⚘️

because i've never shared her with bsky -- my beloved Orianna~ 🧵 art & ink: www.instagram.com/chai.bees/ #orianna #leagueoflegends #arcane #sewnchaos #lol #tattoos #creepygirls #dolls #ladyofclockwork

I wouldn't.

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you know what, dolly said this

my goodness... did my plan work? might we actually get this theatre to ourselves??? please oh please

our apartment management went door to door this evening handing out giant fucking pies to residents. they gave us a giant fucking pie. so never let it be said landlords are useless I guess because I have this pie now

wait, *what* exists?? i just googled the concept and i saw this and my life might be changed?