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TOS was ahead of its time in so many ways. My original love.

I may be (probably AM) grumpy as hell because I just woke up less than an hour ago, but fuck!!! @nascar.com @tntsportsus.bsky.social showing every car on the track that WON'T show up on tv tomorrow...? Fuck you, show the favorites you cowards.

Yes, please.

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*turboshaft *supremo *beatnik *cancer stick *nuke (1958)

I believe it.

FAFO

This is a perfect skeet, no notes.

The quote from his boss is like: Yeah, that sounds like something he'd do--including not being surprised he was still wearing the costume.

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See? I told y'all they're doing it again...trying to link socialism and communism.

Better for Kentucky and the country if the mystery persists for a while.

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He's so patient trying to educate the interviewer about what Democratic Socialism really is. So much propaganda back in the 50s, 60s, 70s linking socialism with communism and people forget that most government programs are socialist. It's nuts that they can't see it b/c of "red scare" back then.

We try so hard to be good citizens of the world. The world makes it hard. #Recyclops all I want you to do is to pick up my recycling as I pay you to do, is that really too much to ask? And I'm sorry, but 10PM on Monday night IS NOT TUESDAY.

I need more content like this. Too bad we don't have any Chief Mousers in the US, but since the gov't is full of rats, IDK if there's a cat strong enough that's not Catwoman.

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Hire artists.

Um, why is the US anthem being played at the WC like, AT ALL? Only Spain and Argentina should have that honor.

@ltuhura.bsky.social

IDK about anyone else, but any media I want to keep, I buy on a disc of some kind, because fuck the streaming services that take that shit away ALL THE TIME when it's digital.

I'm devastated right now. My era of having purple hair is over because I can't afford the upkeep because of the economy. My stylist fixed the faded purple with "normal" color and she's amazing but I hate it so much because I want my purple hair back god damn it. Another thing 🍊🤡 has taken from me.

Fam, I just devoured a grilled ham and cheese sammich on homemade bread that was golden, crispy and so, so good.

You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case?

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