Josh Mortensen
@razzmuzzen
𝙻𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚐𝚞𝚛𝚞． 𝙼𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝． 𝙷𝚒𝚐𝚑-𝚏𝚞𝚗𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚍𝚒𝚐𝚒𝚝𝚊𝚕 𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚒𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚝． 𝙲𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚘 “𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎” 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗 𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚞𝚛𝚋𝚊𝚗 𝙴𝚞𝚛𝚘𝚙𝚎．
Honestly. Now we are asking Ukraine for help after screwing them?! We are not a serious country.
Rolling to work disguised as a highschool biology teacher. That’s my approach.
Novo Nordisk will drop the ball if they don't go all in on "The Fat Shot Drug". There is a monster marketing opportunity here. They need to go for it. Novo can follow the lead of the geniuses at Hi-Dive Denver!
Need a photoshop master to give this Trump statue the Saddam treatment.
Its not just for the US. Here is the Google maps view from Denmark. #ETTD is mostly true. But Everything Trump Touches Gets Stupid is all the way true. Jesus wept with this shit. And shame on you Google.