This avocado balloon came into our possession six weeks ago and it’s still not ripe. Typical.

His security

The Shein ads on Instagram are wild. I love them 🤣. I think I might get this though, given the current heatwave…

Cannot tell the difference at all 🤣

Ok, but how will they fit a pair in those boxes?

Every British schoolgirl’s hair in the early 1990s.

This is what I think of every time a referee’s decision goes against us #WorldCup2026

David Beckham at Wimbledon today. Victoria is really starting to embrace aging isn’t she? Inspiring stuff.

Good to see they’re flying my favourite World Cup team’s flag in the pub

Passive aggressive signs in holiday houses, an occasional series.

Street freezers would actually be really helpful right now.

Scotland’s goalkeeper last night

Me waiting to be invited to join a Bluesky group chat.

(Sweep as the Doctor, obviously).

How is this not a Fast Show character?

#totp

Going to tell everyone this is BTS

Crossroads you say? #Eurovision

This can’t be a real person surely? Looks like a character in someone’s TikTok comedy skit.

Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Grubb.

Starmer opening his curtains tomorrow morning…

I like my men like I like my snacks etc…

The bravery. Never forget.

Me leaving all the hard emails in my inbox for later.

The university heron keeping a close eye on things today. Wouldn’t mess to be honest.

Look at the size of this absolute unit of a chip. Might send it into That’s Life.

Not the original unfortunately, but it still lives in my brain. Here is a photo from when I shared it a few years ago in the other place.