Chris Bauer
@realchrisbauer
The thing I write will be the thing I write. Brute force novelist and lyricist. Pissed-off Dem. Philly/pie/pizza. Pro choice & gun reform. 💙Bluey. 🚫assault-style weapons/porn/crypto/maga chrisbauerauthor.net
AKA Chris Bauer, today, 1-3 pm, Doylestown, PA. Bonus free gift: You'll hear me rave abt my new music releases on Spotify, iTunes, Bandcamp, elsewhere, whether you want to hear about them or not. @baconbrothers.bsky.social @lcwall.bsky.social @tomsterling.bsky.social open.spotify.com/artist/67cYT...
Listen to new Philly fan hype song. I gua-ran-tee you will like it. "Thank God He's A Philly Boy (Philly's Irreverent Fan Anthem)." Here's a teaser video on TikTok. 8000+ views. Find entire song on YouTube. Let @phillies.com know abt it, please? Hoping to hear this at/near (tailgating) CBP this yr.
47's bad, beautiful day 2. He took some significant hits yesterday.
I got caught up at the Creatures, Crimes & Creativity con (C3) last wknd & took only one photo. At least I made it a good one. Thanks, keynote Tom Straw. You were very gracious during the whole con. I guarantee you made at least 100+ new friends and followers. Stay your course. #amwriting #thriller
Hero of I HEARD YOU PAINT COWBOYS, a thriller. Out of stock already. Life sized real handcuffs for those intimate moments. Next shipment 4/1/26. bit.ly/PaintCowboys #thrillers #BanAssaultWeapons
Combination action figure and garden gnome. I HEARD YOU PAINT COWBOYS, an anti-gun lobby thriller, out now. chrisbauerauthor.net @morningjoe-msnbc.bsky.social @cnnbrk-bot.bsky.social @Cease @momsdemand.bsky.social #thrillers #BanAssaultWeapons
Every day. Toward MAGA and Republicans who don't speak out against the Russian Asset 47™. chrisbauerauthor.net
Me toying with AI: Counsel Fungo, protagonist in I HEARD YOU PAINT COWBOYS. With her deputy German Shepherd "Fungo," one of two deputies. "Yes, I named my stud male dog after me, the difference in our sexes be damned. It was early in my civilian narcissistic period." bit.ly/PaintCowboys
Thought I'd dig this up for a look-see. It's what made the infamous Devil's Bible the Devil's Bible. From Codex Gigas, a massive manuscript completed by Benedictine monks in the 13th century. On display in the National Library of Sweden. Basis for the novel SCARS ON THE FACE OF GOD.
You people know that I 💙 Bluey, right? Bluey & dad Bandit right next to my Attaboy Jesus.
The painting that inspired much of I HEARD YOU PAINT COWBOYS, a Counsel Fungo Thriller, in preorder (4/25) on Amazon and elsewhere. The N.C. Wyeth painting sold for $2.24M in 2007. A gun lobby exec wants it but it's not for sale.
@bluey.site My windowsill. Love 'em all. Show me your Bluey "Action" figures.
Nice. TY. I have a new one coming out in April. Not in preorder status online yet. It's heavy-duty controversial and anti-gun lobby. Here's the cover. Happy holidays.
This novel releases in April. It's big-time anti-gun lobby. No preorder yet. Hopefully soon.
A family member just asked, in an out of context phone text, "What is IMOGENE." Today's indelible image: legendary Imogene Coca as Aunt Edna. Best footage (?) of her character's arc is at 2:22. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2dI...
Actor (Father of the Bride, many other great credits) & voice actor George Newbern. Narrated some of my books.
This works as a good tie-in for the Blessid Trauma Crime Scene Cleaners thrillers, 3 so far.
Scottish author Wendy H. Jones and me at the Creatures, Crimes & Creativity con ("C3"), coupla years back. What a personality, and speaker, and writer. Hi @wendyhjones.bsky.social.
Online writer acquaintance of mine. @djai76.bsky.social, you know this guy.
Me, holding HIDING AMONG THE DEAD in its original cover. Reskinned by the publisher when the rest of the series came out.
A fan. (Okay-fine, he's also a writer friend of mine.) Thanks, Dave.
I did one of these. Nicely done, Karen E. Osborne. @kareneosborne.bsky.social
My fraternity pledge "paddle" Spring 1970. Yep, I'm that old. PSU Alpha Kappa Lambda, Tau chapter, Rho Pledge class. @paulamuse.bsky.social, show to Bob, please. @psupress.bsky.social