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actual heathcliff comics

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real, actual, unedited heathcliff comics. not affiliated with heathcliff in any way, just a fan.

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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs· 26d

21 Jul 2026

Heathcliff walks around on stilts wearing ludicrously tall pants with stars on them, holding a balloon that says "Bro" and wearing a monocle. Two birds watch him walk down the sidewalk, and one says "When did he start wearing a monocle?"

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs· 26d

21 Jul 2026

A chipmunk in Heathcliff's back yard very loudly says "My dudes" as two other chipmunks cover their ears. Heathcliff and Iggy are watching from their back window- also covering their ears- and Iggy says "The baritone chipmunk."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs· 28d

19 Jul 2026

Heathcliff walks in a field and discovers a pug walking the other way. He gently kicks the pug in the air and snuggles it like an expert soccer player, keeping it in the air. He kicks the pug, sending it into a dog catcher's waiting net. A nearby bird says "Goooooooaal!" as Heathcliff cheers.

The Kitty Korner reads "Jason Kierman of Oak Island, NC, says his cat 'Dusty' knocks over his stacks of books. He must like to read!"

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs· 29d

18 Jul 2026

Heathcliff floats away from the gum store using a gum bubble as a balloon, with a bro fish in a small bowl on top of his head. The fish says "Bro". Iggy and the owner of the gum store, both smiling, watch him leave, and the store owner says "I was just going to say that."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs· Jul 17

17 Jul 2026

Heathcliff and the Summer Mummy- a mummy wearing board shorts and sunglasses with a broad smile- both ride on surfboards next to each other. They both have small fish bowls on top of their head, and each of their fish says "Bro". Two surfers watch them shred, and one of the surfers says "Dude."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs· Jul 16

16 Jul 2026

Heathcliff sits on top of an overturned garbage can at night, with a small fish bowl with a fish inside atop his head. The fish says "Bro". Three aliens, arriving from a nearby flying saucer, look over at Heathcliff with curiosity, and one of the aliens says "Did someone say 'probe'?"

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs· Jul 15

15 Jul 2026

Heathcliff stands at an ice cream shot with a small fishbowl perched atop his head. There's a small fish inside the fishbowl, and he says "Bro". The worker at the ice cream counter excitedly says "That's our most popular flavor."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs· Jul 14

14 Jul 2026

Heathcliff leads a line of cats down the sidewalk. Each of the cats has a small fishbowl with a fish inside perched atop their head, and each of the fishes says "Bro". Two birds watch from a nearby tree, and one says "A group of Brofish is called a 'shoal.'"

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs· Jul 13

13 Jul 2026

Heathcliff stands smugly with a group of tourists on a boat labeled "BRO FISH WATCH", sailing on the ocean. The crowd looks down at a school of fish jumping up out of the water, each of whom is loudly saying "Bro". I think they're supposed to be taking pictures of the bro fish with their phones but the colorist just made it so they're all holding white rectangles, no idea what that's about. Anyways. The ship captain smiles to his first mate, watching the happy crowd of tourists, and says "I thought he was crazy."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs· Jul 12

12 Jul 2026

A crowd of chiuahuas run down the street, yapping. Heathcliff grabs an aerosol can and shakes it, before panicking as the can fails to spray. The dogs pounce on Heathcliff, and he walks to a pet supplies store with four chihuahuas latched on to him as a pet supply employee says "Ran out of chihuahua repellent?"

The Kitty Korner reads "Dawn Henderson of Katy, Texas, says her cat 'Steve' likes to sprinkle water from his bowl onto his dry food!"

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs· Jul 11

11 Jul 2026

Heathcliff and the Summer Mummy- a mummy wearing sunglasses and board shorts- walk down a beach. Heathcliff and the mummy both are carrying surfboards and are both smiling broadly, wearing their sunglasses. The sun, shining behind them, also has sunglasses and is smiling just as hugely. Two seagulls watch the trio, and one says "Fun, sun, and the Summer Mummy."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs· Jul 10

10 Jul 2026

Heathcliff, Iggy, and Grandpa Nutmeg are out in their backyard by a grill. Iggy and Heathcliff are both juggling hot dogs in the air with their feet, while Grandpa Nutmeg keeps a hamburger in the air with his head- all portraying good soccer technique. Grandma Nutmeg and a friend watch the trio from the back window, and Grandma says "They've got World Cup fever."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs· Jul 9

09 Jul 2026

Two employees at a fish market look out of their window at a jack-in-the-box, springing up with a model of Heathcliff's head. One of the employees says "This feels like a diversion." Unbeknownst to them, Heathcliff is jumping out of their back window, excitedly holding a stolen fish.

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs· Jul 8

08 Jul 2026

Heathcliff arranges a steak and two hams on his front lawn. Each of the meats has little legs and little gnome hats and are posed delicately. Grandma Nutmeg talks to a neighbor as he works and says "I prefer lawn gnomes."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs· Jul 7

07 Jul 2026

Heathcliff, dressed in a bumblebee costume, stands at the entrance of a beach, by a sign that says "Bee Nude Beach". A seagull, standing on a sand dune, says "I wouldn't."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs· Jul 7

06 Jul 2026

Heathcliff rides by a dog run on a small chariot being drawn by four slugs. A group of dogs angrily barks at Heathcliff and his slug chariot. A couple watches him pass, and one of them says "That bothers me."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs· Jul 6

05 Jul 2026

Nine copies of Heathcliff talk in a library, as a librarian shushes them. They go silent for a second, and then all truly in activity, talking and laughing with each other. The librarian suddenly yells "That's it! All of you, get out!" A single Heathcliff walks out of the library as the librarian and Iggy watch, and Iggy says "One cat, nine lives".

The Kitty Korner reads "Calum Marsh of Berlin, Germany, says his cat 'Jay Jay' likes to go out for long walks on a leash and join him on restaurant patios for dinner!"

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs· Jul 4

04 Jul 2026

Grandpa Nutmeg walks out of a chiropractor's office balancing Heathcliff on top of his head. The chiropractor, watching him go, says to his administrative assistant "He's a regular."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs· Jul 3

03 Jul 2026

Heathcliff, with pizazz, flips over a garbage can outside an art gallery, flipping a fish skeleton on top of it in an organized way. Two artsy people- real hep cats, these ones- watch him, and one of them says "Another masterpiece."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs· Jul 2

02 Jul 2026

Heathcliff sits in front of a fortune teller giving him a tarot card reading. She's holding up a card that says "BRO", and she says "The cards never lie."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs· Jul 1

01 Jul 2026

Heathcliff and two other cats stand outside the meat store, kicking a ham in between them with their knees. Two employees watch, and one says "It's something like hacky sack."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs· Jun 30

30 Jun 2026

Grandma and Grandpa Nutmeg are entertaining a guest in their living room. Heathcliff walks up to the guest, offering him a large Heathcliff mascot head. Grandma says "He only puts the head on someone he likes."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs· Jun 29

29 Jun 2026

Heathcliff, riding down the street in his ham car and wearing his ham helmet, is stuck behind three slugs moving very slowly down the road, to Heathcliff's annoyance. A nearby sign says "SLUG LIMIT 2". A nearby bird says "Slug rage".

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs· Jun 29

28 Jun 2026

Heathcliff loudly plays guitar with his band on his back fence, entertaining a crowd of cats late one night. He's surrounded by a lot of high-rise apartment buildings, and their residents all lean out of their windows to complain about the noise. They throw a bunch of shoes out of their windows at the band, and they pose triumphantly as they stand amidst a pile of discarded shoes and the crowd of cats cheers. Two birds watch from a nearby building, and one says "He's still got it".

The Kitty Korner reads "Emma Swan of Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, says her cat 'Boo' demands to play fetch like a dog, and she can play all day!"

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs· Jun 27

27 Jun 2026

Heathcliff wakes up, yawning, as a procession of five mice all say "HEATHCLIFF" in unison, their speech bubbles overlapping one another. The Nutmeg Family, eating breakfast, look at the procession, and Iggy says "Wake-up call."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs· Jun 26

26 Jun 2026

Several mice are standing next to a mouse hole, with a sign that reads "MOUSE CON" above it. The mice are all in cosplay- mice dressed as Captain Kirk, Wonder Woman, Gandalf, and Captain America are milling about. Heathcliff looms over the proceedings dressed in a Darth Vader mask, looking ominously over the mice. The Captain Kirk mouse says "Same costume every year."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs· Jun 25

25 Jun 2026

Look- I'm sorry, I don't really get what's going on in this one, so this is gonna be a ride. Heathcliff is pitching in a Little League baseball game, as Iggy comes to the mound- in a catcher's uniform- to talk to him. There's a kid on the other team happily running the bases, Grandpa Nutmeg is watching from the stands, and the team's coach angrily walks towards the mound. And there's a cloud with some censored swear words just hanging in the air- above the coach's head, next to Grandpa Nutmeg, but not overtly connected to either of them- it's not a thought bubble, it's just a cloud. Iggy says "It's probably about that home run with the bases loaded."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs· Jun 24

24 Jun 2026

Heathcliff lies back on a beach chair on a beach, wearing sunglasses. He's absolutely lounging. He's surrounded by seagulls, perched on his chair and cooler, all of which look over at him with curiosity. One of the seagulls says "He relaxes hard."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs· Jun 23

23 Jun 2026

Heathcliff and Iggy look out their back window at their bird bath. Big Bird is standing tall in the bird bath, towering over everyone else, the water in the bath only coming up to his ankles. A group of birds loudly celebrate his presence as Iggy says "Another birdbath celebrity sighting."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs· Jun 22

22 Jun 2026

Heathcliff and his girlfriend Sonja sit on a beach in the sunset, sitting on top of two overturned garbage cans, their heads leaning against each other. It's a beautiful tableau. A couple watches the scene, and one of them says "How romantic... except for the garbage."

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