Reg Pither
@reg-pither
I came here to chew bubblegum. No. Wait. Critical Race Theorist, feminist, ally, clean plate club member, reggae fan, limerick enthusiast, archaeology aficionado, homebrewer, former beekeeper, retired clinical psychologist, woke mind virus survivor.
You know the conventional Christian wisdom that the only unforgivable sin is blasphemy against the Holy Ghost? In my mind, this is the equivalent offense in American democracy. This is EXACTLY what the founding parents fought to escape: some asshole who wants to be like a Roman emperor.
"Yes, this is Senator Mitch McConnell of Kentucky. Who the hell are you?"
New questions raised about President Trump's mental and physical health.
Why Versailles? Ask Carmine Junior. It's a classy place. #DumbShitDonnie #FrenchPlace #GoldLeaf #LaDeeDah
We're living in a freaking game show. #Iran #Deal #HowieMandel #NontruthAntisocial
Sorry, America. The Del Rubio Triplets have also decided to withdraw from the Freedom 250 festivities.
As part of America's 250th birthday celebrations, an announcement will be made tomorrow that what has heretofore been known as the Bristol Stool Scale will henceforth be officially termed the Trump-Bristol Stool Scale. Thank you for your attention to this fecal matter! #KennedyCenter #GulfofMexico
Did everyone see the photo of Pam Bondi with the bandage on her throat? I was shocked to see that. I thought she has been a vampire for decades already. #BelaLugosi #UntrueBlood #Undead #CoffinSkank #Epstein #UFC
Pam Bondi: I ran outta gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! It wasn't my fault, I swear to God!
I have slightly more optimism about humanity now than I did before I saw this:
Rumors are circulating around DOJ that #KashPatel will be fired and replaced with either Crazy Gugenheim or Barney Gumble.
Hey Pam! You need a new gig, right? Have your agent get in touch with the Real Housewives people. They would definitely build a Tallahassee series around you. #Blondi #SororitySisterfromHell #60goingon14
Remember who DJT wanted in the AG role at first? Epstein's understudy, Matt Gaetz. That's the caliber of candidates we're talking about here. Florida's finest, both of them. #PamBondi #DOJ #PedoProtection #PureEvil
I can only speak for myself, but this photo of Karoline Leavitt is not very flattering. If I were her, I'd do something corrupt and illegal to get it to disappear. Also, the pardoned turkey on the left (Flynn? Bannon? Tarrio? Manafort? I can't tell) is another unflattering likeness. Yeesh!
Administration spokesperson Tommy Flanagan stated that communications with the Iranian government occurred through his wife, Morgan Fairchild. #JonLovitz #Liars #SNL #Hormuz
Secretary Jello-shots isn't about to spend good money putting batteries in smoke detectors or wash his hands to clean off germs he can't even see. Pete is SMRT.
Multiple sources confirm that the President has been giving shoes to cabinet members, other White House staff, and friends. They are reportedly afraid not to wear them.
When Kristi Noem was the wildly over-engineered face of Homeland Security, I felt strongly that it would be inappropriate for her to wear a mask on the job (like DHS employees do). Now that she's out of that job, I've changed my mind. In fact, I'd recommend it.
Tom Homan (pictured) has all the integrity, good judgment, and intellect of the rest of the Trump team.
We are speaking only English now so we should feel at home when we get to America. Liebschen ... Sweetnessheart, what watch? Ten watch. Such much? #Casablanca