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i make things. am from minnesota. in chicago now. she/her

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paige@relsob· 6d

PLEEEEEEEEASE i bet it is delicious!!!!

Screenshot of a beerternational.com page for Japas Cervejaria showing a product called Sawā Purple, Sour Ale With Lavender And Butterfly Pea Flower listed as out of stock with a Notify Me button.

paige@relsob· 20d

thank GOD

partial screenshot of a hotel booking confirmation. White text on a gray background reads:
Room(s) booked
1

Room type
1 King Bed

Room description
King Bed: 30 sqm: Timeless design Indoor Courtyard Views

paige@relsob· 21d

Photo out of a 2-story arched window with carved stone details at the top. Outside of the window, more highly decorated windows are visible through archways of scalloped carved stone in a Moorish style. A courtyard with a citrus tree is partially visible. This is a view out of a window of El Aljafería, a unesco world heritage site preserving some of the best Moorish architecture in the world.

paige@relsob· Jul 30

but now THIS guy…. what was HE up to

low-quality scan of a vintage portrait photo of a young adult white man in a dark suit and tie with short cropped hair. Original photo likely from the first half of the 20th century

paige@relsob· May 18

missing my ernito!

paige@relsob· May 10

my peach :(

photo of a small long haired brown and black tabby cat with a white belly and some white spotting named Ernie laying on his back on a white blanket. A hand reaches in from out of frame to scratch his head. His expression is one of comfort and happiness. His front two paws are curled at a 90 degree angle, but flopped over.

photo of a small long haired tabby cat with a white belly and some white spotting named Ernie looking up at the camera mid yawn. he is sitting on an orange couch and is halfway on the lap of a person in a casual outfit. the camera lens distorts his whiskers so they look longer than his body.

low-angle photo of a long haired tabby cat with a white belly as he snuggles in bed with his family. No human faces are visible but it is clear he is sitting on one human’s chest, paws outstretched and face mooshed into her, while the other human’s head just pokes out of the blankets in the background. The car looks relaxed if a little silly for how smushed his face is.

paige@relsob· Apr 20

like yeah

photo of a small brown and white cat on an orange couch. the cat is sitting in an oddly human pose, with its head up on a pillow and front leg ungracefully extended down either side of its torso

paige@relsob· Apr 18

hmmm……

screenshot of the city of chicago website where you can search if a property has lead pipes. this address has suspected lead in every stage of the pipes. the selected address is grayed out with a box labeled “my apartment”

screenshot of the city of chicago website to check for lead pipes. Input address is 845 W Harrison, on the UIC campus. No part of the pipes have lead.

paige@relsob· Dec 28

in double checking that stat i did discover this powerful artifact

screenshot of apple music replay for 2016 from user @relsob. the top artist is lin-manuel miranda, listened to for 1,283 minutes. Number two artist is Original Broadway Cast of Hamilton, at 1,246 minutes.

paige@relsob· Dec 15

exactly

photo of a gray and white cat laying on a couch like a human: on its back, back legs stretched out, front legs tucked up on its chest. it looks to camera pleadingly

paige@relsob· Nov 20

actually so psyched about the teacups i sourced for this

product photo of vintage silver colored metal (probably tin) teacups with a glass insert. The silver bottom part of the cup and matching saucer are stamped with a vaguely floral texture

paige@relsob· Nov 20

come see the misanthrope this weekend thru december if you even care about feast table props ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ www.eventbrite.com/e/the-misant...

photo of a decadent feast table on stage as styled by Paige. A 3 tiered tower of food featuring oysters, fruits, and sweets is at one end. Ornate silver teacups litter the table. Also featured is a red and gold drinking chocolate set, and some cut glass stemware with half-finished cranberry juice posing as wine. The table takes up the left half of the image, while the right half of the image features extensive trompe l’oeil painting on the deck of the stage itself.

paige@relsob· Nov 8

dope and inspiring graphic design happening at nail salons

Photo of the awning of a nail salon. It reads “nail gallery” in white text on a black background in a typeface mimicking what I can only describe as popular girl handwriting. the I of Nail is a hand with the pointer finger pointing up. The pointer finger itself has been chopped into three small pieces, in a way visually elongating the finger. The Y of gallery is a foot. The G of gallery is capitalized while the N of nail is not

paige@relsob· Aug 30

this book is awesome it is written in a very engaging way and contains SO many interviews with reality tv workers!!!! delightful and disgusting!!!

photo of a hardcover copy of Cue the Sun by Cmily Nussbaum

paige@relsob· Aug 22

like … i’m very intrigued

photo of the Vegan Main Dish Competition results poster at the Minnesota State fair, as displayed in the Creative Arts Building. It is a blue poster with 5 photos of winning vegan entrees at the top center. Below that is a grid of 18 photos of other vegan entrees that did not win. None of the recipes are labeled, apart from the name of the person who entered the recipe. The blue ribbon winner is maybe a wrap of some sort. Second place is maybe a curry or something with large veggie pieces and a reddish sauce. third place looks very fresh with large pieces of cucumber and pepitas. Again I WISH they labeled these with the name of the recipe. A real standout from the non winners is an entry with two round (maybe corn?) cakes, meticulously decorated with seeds and small cubed veggies

paige@relsob· Aug 22

banana bread competition very stiff at mn state fair

photo of a refrigerated case at the creative arts building of the Minnesota state fair containing rows and rows of homemade breads. The case is 10 rows high and 20-25 breads wide, with at least one row stacked two breads deep. If you pay close attention, it’s not entirely banana bread, but at least the top 3 rows look like banana bread.

paige@relsob· Aug 16

Photo of a new Kris Lindahl billboard in the suburbs of the twin cities that just features the signature outspread arms but no torso or head. In place of a torso and head are the words “fresh start tomorrow”

paige@relsob· Mar 31

my KING 🩷

photo of a slightly lifted white jeep grand cherokee (i think - i’m not the best with car models) with a vanity plate MOMS WYA in a Brazzers license plate frame. The photo was taken on kimball and palmer in chicago

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