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The bird, not the painter

@rembrandtswife

Writer, musician, friend of birds. Fan of The Murderbot Diaries, Star Trek, Hozier, & much more. You can call me MT. My cockatiel's name is Sunny. 🏳️‍🌈

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The bird, not the painter@rembrandtswife· Jul 19

Similar to mine, but mine is woollier!

A Labubu toy with a toothy grin and woolly oatmeal-colored fur

The bird, not the painter@rembrandtswife· Jul 7

#touchgrass sort of

My pale pudgy hand on the brown furrowed trunk of a tree

A distance shot of the tree, with a white car parked beside it and buildings in the background

The bird, not the painter@rembrandtswife· Jul 5

For once I remembered to snap a pic #touchpews

My foot in tiedye Crocs on a red leather hammock, between the brown wood of the pew and the skirt of my flower print dress. The rainbow colors of my shoe are reflecting off the wood.

The bird, not the painter@rembrandtswife· Jul 3

Proof of birb #cockatiels

Sunny, my cockatiel, looking at me skeptically. He is white with a yellow head and a round orange spot on his face.

The bird, not the painter@rembrandtswife· Jun 30

Show me a picture (of yourself) that captures your essence

Me, a human being, with Sunny, a small lutino cockatiel, sitting on my shoulder

The bird, not the painter@rembrandtswife· Jun 20

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula

Alexander Skarsgard as Eric Northman, taking off his black shirt and showing off his splendid upper body.

The bird, not the painter@rembrandtswife· May 22

Sunny birb condescending to step onto my hand. #cockatiels

The bird, not the painter@rembrandtswife· May 20

Quote with a fictional band that isn't Spinal Tap

The space hippies grooving, from that Star Trek episode, the one with the space hippies

The bird, not the painter@rembrandtswife· May 19

Mine scrungly boi

A lutino cockatiel perching on a calcium block shaped like a pineapple. He is looking slightly away from the camera.

The bird, not the painter@rembrandtswife· May 17

Pick a Bond from photos you already have on your phone

Alexander Skarsgard wearing a tuxedo jacket over a scoop-necked white shirt that exposes his muscular, slightly hairy chest. His cheeks are rosy and he is not quite smiling.

The bird, not the painter@rembrandtswife· Apr 9

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.

The cast of Leverage: Redemption: from left to right, Noah Wylie, Gina Bellman, Christian Kane, Aldis Hodge, Aleyse Shannon, and Beth Riesgraf

The bird, not the painter@rembrandtswife· Apr 7

If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation

A small white roundish creature with two dark eyes and a friendly smile hangs on a ring at the corner of a bookshelf. It has nubby little arms and legs and a single tooth.

The bird, not the painter@rembrandtswife· Mar 30

One of my last photos of my cockatiel Rembrandt, whom I had from 2000-2021.

The bird, not the painter@rembrandtswife· Mar 15

Just restarted the #Welsh course today. #Cymraeg

Duo the owl says that I earned 100 total XP on Duolingo

The bird, not the painter@rembrandtswife· Mar 7

Welcome to my mind palace

The bridge of the starship Enterprise as it appeared in the original series, unoccupied by any personnel.

The bird, not the painter@rembrandtswife· Feb 26

Vinnie the cockatiel, who belongs to @vozderaquel.bsky.social

The bird, not the painter@rembrandtswife· Feb 24

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation

A small white egg-shaped budgie wearing an MS Paint red bikini top, as reblogged by a porn bot on Tumblr

The bird, not the painter@rembrandtswife· Feb 21

I've just relaunched my Patreon! Won't you take a look?

Preview of and link to a Patreon post entitled "I has a book! and other updates"

The bird, not the painter@rembrandtswife· Feb 12

Here's a little video of my boi Sunny expressing himself

The bird, not the painter@rembrandtswife· Jan 22

Oh why not? Try me!

A poster image headed "Get to know me, 1 like = 1 answer", followed by 30 questions.

The bird, not the painter@rembrandtswife· Dec 29

I captured a Sunny serenade! #cockatiels

The bird, not the painter@rembrandtswife· Dec 28

A quiet Sunday emmanueldowntown.org

A handsome Nativity scene with fresh evergreens heaped atop the stable

The bird, not the painter@rembrandtswife· Dec 28

Christmas shrine ⚓️✝️

The bird, not the painter@rembrandtswife· Dec 25

Forgot I took a (bad) picture of the Basilica to share ⚓️✝️

The table and high altar in the spacious chancel of the Basilica of the Assumption. A lot of white marble, red and white poinsettias.

The bird, not the painter@rembrandtswife· Dec 24

And this is the BCP from Forward Movement I bought with some unexpected back pay. ⚓️✝️

Another BCP, crisp and new, bound in black leather.

The bird, not the painter@rembrandtswife· Dec 24

This is the BCP I bought myself as a teenager, the only copy I have ever owned.

A plain black Book of Common Prayer. The gold cross on the cover is slightly worn off.

The bird, not the painter@rembrandtswife· Dec 19

Three years today with this little guy #cockatiel

Sunny, a small yellow and white cockatiel, stands on a perch above his food dish. With eye half closed, he is leaning into the human hand reaching into his cage to rest lightly on his body and rub his head.

The bird, not the painter@rembrandtswife· Dec 16

Stealing this from a buddy: What vibe do I give off? 🕯

A chart of small pictures representing different religious "vibes"

The bird, not the painter@rembrandtswife· Dec 15

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

A photograph of two silverbills, small finches with silvery-blue beaks, dark eyes, and buff-colored feathers, sitting together on a branch. They are wearing tiny Santa hats, and there is text above and below the photograph: "Silverbills! Silverbills! It's Finchy-time in the City!"

The bird, not the painter@rembrandtswife· Nov 17

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

By Prince / Warner Bros. Records - https://albumartexchange.com/coverart/gallery/pr/princegroup3_199912_d1dz.jpg, Fair use, https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?curid=64303092