Sam Turner (@renrut-mas) · DIRTY

Sam Turner

@renrut-mas

Big beardy nerd full of cake and mathematics. ML is magic. LLM chatbots are flimflam. "Anti-bedtime Leftist" "A squalid experiment in open borders." "Woke scold." "Brain-only writer"

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Sam Turner@renrut-mas· 29d

One of the kids better get home soon because I'm not standing up in this weather.

An almost empty glass of beer held in a terribly handsome hand against a background of plants and pots and stone paving.

Sam Turner@renrut-mas· 29d

2016 article by Jonathan "Megabrain McInsightful" Chait titled "Why Liberals Should Support a Trump Republican Nomination"

Sam Turner@renrut-mas· 29d

Oh it's grand. Panic over.

A close-up of a joint in a wooden bench. The Portugal original rusty bolt is aided by a thin screw that's only half in. This is fine.

Sam Turner@renrut-mas· Jul 14

:Sir Mix-a-lot intro:

A large female bumble bee bumbling on a buddleia against a background of green foliage.

Sam Turner@renrut-mas· Jul 14

Awkward

A Guardian article on the heatwave with a search bar showing that it contains zero mentions of the word "climate"

Sam Turner@renrut-mas· Jul 11

It's important to coordinate at breakfast.

A breakfast table featuring a crumpet on a white plate, a jar of rhubarb and ginger jam, and a bottle of rhubarb and ginger gin.

Sam Turner@renrut-mas· Jul 10

The "can I pet that dawg?" child captioned "can I eat that bear?"

Sam Turner@renrut-mas· Jul 9

A black and white close up photo of a coffee cup on a saucer with a spoon. The cup is filled with espresso. There is a paper sachet of sugar on the saucer that is labelled "Sucre Daddy"

Sam Turner@renrut-mas· Jul 9

It took France at least five years longer than most developed nations to do fully online banking but they still insist on the most fucking irritating and pointless monthly letters. I can see every transaction within seconds. I don't need three reminders a month to download a pdf*

A message from a french bank announcing the incredibly important document I must urgently download (it'll be a monthly statement or summat)

Sam Turner@renrut-mas· Jul 8

🎵 tu vas tu vas et tu viens entre mes reins 🎶

Two red bugs making baby bugs on a green head of wheat against a background of golden wheat

Sam Turner@renrut-mas· Jul 8

John Oliver Soap Opera Slap Meme
"We're giving you a protest vote"
"A fuggin trash can"

Sam Turner@renrut-mas· Jul 7

John Oliver slapped in soap opera meme
"Mediocre Brits can make a fortune here with no effort"
"I ain't even tryin"

Sam Turner@renrut-mas· Jul 6

Liberals gonna liberal

Some American Karen:

Buddy I'm not the one whose judgment you have to worry about. Fix your heart or die, my friend.

Sam Turner@renrut-mas· Jul 6

K

The top three of several hundred posts containing the common derogatory term "cunt" going back years

Sam Turner@renrut-mas· Jul 6

Raspberry sorbet, beetches.

A steel bowl of absurdly red sorbet in my big fat hand. So fucking red. Jesus. The reddest.

Sam Turner@renrut-mas· Jul 6

Silver Age comic panel of Namor carrying Sue Storm away from some furious Fantastic Four

Sam Turner@renrut-mas· Jul 6

Sam Turner@renrut-mas· Jul 6

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A red flag with a gold symbols with the words Manchester and United separated by footballs and surrounding a devil rampant.

Sam Turner@renrut-mas· Jul 5

My founding fathers.

A black and white photograph of two young men sitting against a brick wall having a laugh: Mark E Smith and Ian McCulloch in the late 70s

Sam Turner@renrut-mas· Jul 3

Lick it. Go on. Lick it good.

A stripy orange and black caterpillar (cinnabar moth) on a bright green plant. The caterpillar has sparse but unfriendly hairs.

Sam Turner@renrut-mas· Jul 3

This is the worst list I've found so far. Those famous cities of Cornwall and Kirklees.

CITY
London
Birmingham
Leeds
Glasgow
Manchester
Cornwall
Sheffield
Bradford
County Durham
Edinburgh
Wiltshire
Liverpool
Bristol
Kirklees

Sam Turner@renrut-mas· Jul 3

Bob Mortimer reads from a card on the colourful set of Would I Lie To You

Sam Turner@renrut-mas· Jul 2

I don't know what a cuck is supposed to look like but it's definitely this, right?

A cringing mid thirties man with a lot of forehead and not much chin. He has mucky red hair and I an attempt at a beard. He is wearing a heavy coat that's too big for him and a lanyard.

Sam Turner@renrut-mas· Jul 1

Happy "lettuce bigger than my massive head" Day to all who celebrate.

A big frilly lettuce held in front of my big frilly head against a somewhat cloudy sky

Sam Turner@renrut-mas· Jun 29

You really thought I'd post that without taking a screenshot?

ATXRambler @rambleratx.bsky.social

Are the British aware that the United States's homicide rate is relatively low for a country in the Americas?

Sam Turner@renrut-mas· Jun 29

Something something Eleanor Roosevelt at the 250th celebration something*

A very bored woman in a green wig standing behind a bench of science-ish equipment

Sam Turner@renrut-mas· Jun 28

Much Jewish many Judaism.

Desert Boomer @desertboomer.... 12m Yes, actually Sam, I am. lost many ancestors in the Holocaust. My children were bar
Mitzvahed. I am about as Jewish as it gets. I have no idea why you would think otherwise. Shalom.

Sam Turner@renrut-mas· Jun 28

The least Jewish posts on social media this week.

Desert Boomer @desertboomer. bsky.s... 6m Would you like me to show you my DNA report?
Or how about the list of my relatives murdered at Treblinka? What the FUCK is wrong with you!

Sam Turner@renrut-mas· Jun 27

Probably this cute puzzle box from my auntie.

Kirsty from the original Hellraiser film holding the Lament Configuration box in one hand

Sam Turner@renrut-mas· Jun 27

The Simpsons "am I out of touch" meme.

Top panel "Did I get justifiably mocked for a shitty take?"

Bottom panel: "No! It's Twitter trolls following me"