RepJackKimble
@repjackkimble
Republican Representing CA's 54th Dist. & co-sponsor of Poe's Law. Detective Jesus #1: Thou Shalt Not Kill is out on Amazon E Pluribus Unum (In God We Trust). Nominated to lead Departments of Government Efficiency Department
Very sorry to hear about Gerry Conway. I was just rereading one of his comic books last night as I went through my collection.
I don’t want to take credit for the map. It was on Twitter from this guy. I just followed him, but I love it.
All you Panicans saying the Iranians closed the Strait of Hormuz, didn’t even bother to check its hours of operation.
We will be parting all night. Stop on by if you’re in Gaylord. #Cpac
I’ve learned to never bet against Lindsey Graham’s Scarlet O’Hara, but Kash Patel’s Wolverine is going to be a strong challenger in the cosplay this year. #Cpac
You learn a lot about somebody by who their greatest enemy is. Batman’s greatest enemy is The Joker. Michigan’s greatest enemy is Ohio State. Sherlock Holmes had Moriarity. What does it say about us a that our greatest enemy was not a world power and now our new one is highly incompetent?
Congrats to the new leader of DHS Markwayne Mullin! He's just the type of stand up guy the department needs. This is the time for courage.
In the event the Iranians try terrorism, rest assured Thomas Fugate III will be bringing all his Model UN experience to bear as he leads our country's defense.
If you will only meet him halfway across the sky, he will lift you over the top. #HeGetsUs
My guest for state of the union tonight is this guy! This gyu!! #StateOfTheUnion
Okay, I checked. I can't get out of the State of the Union tonight, but we will be having the pregame to end all pregames at the Ford Office Building this afternoon. Come get your drink on, it's gonna be a long one! Warning: Do not try smoking 2 cigars at once. I am a trained professional.
11% of Americans believe President Trump is honest and trustworthy.
This is perhaps the funniest thing I’ve seen on social media. Just when I think I’m taking myself too seriously, somebody takes me seriouslyer
The numbers everybody was waiting for are in: Puppy Bowl 12.5 million TPUSA 4.5 million I asked Grok for an image of a sad Kid Rock with happy puppies.
In today's discussion of Melania, Robin Pottratz shows why Liam Neeson would have been a better choice for the title role. representativejackkimble.substack.com/p/comedian-r...
If the allegations against Tulsi Gabbard are as sensitive as they sounds, I certainly don't want to hear them.
Congrats to Melania for achieving the 4th highest opening weekend among foreign language movies over the last 10 years, behind only two Demon Slayer movies and Chainsaw Man.
Melania had the biggest opening weekend for a documentary since all the way back in October when Taylor Swift hit $34,000,000. This is huge for an audience that is scared to go into cities or anywhere at night! upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en...
Immigrants are well known for doing jobs that Americans born here think are beneath them or are just too difficult. In retrospect, it seems shortsighted to have been deporting so many of them before this job came open.
A runaway trolley is heading down the track. You have a lever. If you pull it left, the trolley will go down a track where President Trump and Kristi Noem are having a conversation unaware of the approaching trolley.