FINALLY some answers

Dad agreeing to let you get it after Mom already said no

Waiting to hear back on a pitch for something that was supposed to have been awarded a week ago

How it feels to get in a pointless argument with a stranger online

An exciting union between a thing that often makes stuff up and tells people whatever they want to hear, but authoritatively enough that they let it run their lives, and astrology

"We'd like to combine directions one and two"

When the conversation shifts from creative to scoping and budgeting

The forecast: consolidated feedback

Years-old recurring meeting invites for accounts you no longer have, with clients who are three jobs on, sent by people you no longer work with...

Which agency won the Trauma account?

if the main character in Final Destination became a career coach

There needs to be a hall of fame for oxymoronic headlines

Happy Father's Day to all the dads traveling this weekend for "important meetings"

Client brief:

Well not everyone

Pause?

In the office for a weekend call. Somehow this also captures what being in the office for a weekend call feels like.

Senior client in the meeting 2 mins before side-messaging the account lead "please limit meeting attendees going forward"

Copywriters: "I couldn't possibly cut another word!"

Huge news for Trackpoint heads

Speechlessified

Approve my script set in Mallorca

"It's great to have everyone in the same room bouncing ideas off of one another." The room:

There are blank canvases everywhere for those with the vision to perceive them

The clients have signed off on the idea. Now add a new stakeholder who hasn't seen anything but holds all the power.

Honestly same

It's ok babe you can stay here as long as you like

Told someone I had jury duty this week and they said, "Cannes?"