Me showing you my instagram bookmarks:

I am doing a Brother check-in. Showing support for one another. I need SIX men to post, not share, this message to show you are always there if someone needs to talk. Pretty sure I know who will. Let’s go gentlemen...

Both are a reference to this piece by commercially successful street artist shepherd fairey (make art not war, OBEY, Obama hope portrait)

So gross out that I had to repurpose this

Been a while since I picked up the 🍆 happy #FCF

Scarier than any saw trap

Just realized she totally lifted this from my relationship with Mitch McConnell

Too high to smile or just high enough to feel tuned into the frequency of all things?

Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture

(I PUT A NUCLEAR BOMB UP MY PUSSY)

Rode my bike to buy a (legal) 8th today

Disclosure day (2026)

Sorta kinda monochrome

Sunday again

Explaining to my grandchildren that my mullet was from before when young men were expected to spend $$ on hair products and salon treatments

Mwah!

Thank you! Let this be a lesson that 10+ years looking at guys online and half a decade of teaching yourself to smile can pay off

You can talk to me! I try to be nice

Hump dayyyyy

Pride + some other stuff

Asking my artist for this tomorrow

Made sustained eye contact with barista with pompadour and septum piercing today #practicingsocialskills #27yearsold

Hell yeah brother

What shall I renderrrr

I was wrong about the breeders

Have a good night lol

That one cruise ship