Do we really want a former neo-Nazi in charge of parking and bins? How about care of the elderly, looked after children, housing, parks etc? Kemi Badenoch has lost the plot.

If/when the flag shaggers are next whipped up into a frenzy of hate by Reform’s anti refugee/migrant/Muslim rhetoric, I’m not sure why Zia Yusuf thinks they will treat him any differently to any other non white person? Flag shaggers will hate him just as much, because he’s brown. He must know that?

“Oh look, there’s Chris Philp”

If Nigel Farage were to lose to Count Binface, that would finish his political career and probably finish Reform. The hope of the people of Great Britain rests upon the shoulders of the people of Clacton. Come on Clacton, vote #Binface

Can’t see him anywhere Sir. For some reason Nigel Farage seems to have disappeared again.

This morning when I woke up, I looked under my bed and there, next to my red and blue slippers, I found a #Brexit benefit.

Farage also claimed Brexit would be great for Britain, that he’d leave the country if it wasn’t a success, and that his £5m ‘gift’ from a Thai based crypto billionaire was for his personal security. So probably best we all ignore everything else he says.

I really, really, really hope Paraguay win tomorrow.

#FarageRiots

You boy, have you seen Nigel Farage?

So half the lower paid will be working 80hrs a week and the other half will be unable to get a job and have no unemployment benefit as this will have been cut to offset the income tax loss from overtime working. Yep, the gullible twats who vote Reform will probably fall for it.

For some reason this reminds me of the old Sun headline “Freddie Starr Ate My Hamster”.

I once accepted £5,000,000 from a wealthy crypto bloke from Thailand who was concerned for my safety.

Does this Reform policy remind you of anything that happened in Europe in the early 1940’s?

This should be a wake up call for every US citizen who believes in democracy. Soon, you won’t just be siding with dictators, you’ll be living in a dictatorship.

It appears Farage has finished spreading hate about brown people and is now focusing his hate on those who are ill, disabled and unable to work.

I thought it was supposed to be sleepy Jo?

The bloke Trump has his hand on looks like Jeffrey Epstein. Is he trying to resurrect him?

Oh come on America, get your demented President some help FFS!

If I understand this correctly, Trump will help Iran ensure the Straits remain closed to shipping so that we all have to pay a fortune for gas, oil, (assuming we can get any), and food? That should sort it 🤔

You boy, stop spreading vicious rumours! I never had a relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, I never flew on his plane and I never went to his Island.

Quite incredible that Trump thinks he’s helping Orban by endorsing him!

President Trump has won the war. Your gas is cheaper, food is cheaper and Americans are flocking to the streets in celebration of their dear leader. Thank you President Trump, our God.

I’m no Royalist, but I don’t want my King going to see this madman. Cancel the visit FFS!

Look, I appreciate we were fucking stupid enough to elect Boris Johnson, and a few flag shaggers are even daft enough to be taken in by Farage’s bollox. But Jesus Christ America, what the fuck’s wrong with you?

I don’t think Donald Trump wrote this. He’s too stupid to replace the ‘g’ in fucking with a ‘.

Jars of marmalade Sir, there’s thousands of ‘em.

This is clearly utter bollox. Trump has chickened out again. #TACOTrump

A few years ago, the USA was admired across the world, thanks to its amazing, articulate, empathetic President.

Just looked up “Judeo-Christian values”. They include: Humanity and Compassion - Emphasis on loving one's neighbour, caring for the stranger, and charitable giving. Sounds just like Nigel Farage.🤪