They're EATING the DOGS

Lunch cost exactly £13.48

Eating at the most Catholic fast food joint

I remade it with hot water only and god this stuff is FOUL. It just has the most headache-inducing level of artificial sweetness

"Hearing this for the first time"

That's one small step for Trump...

It's surprisingly common!

"Our plans are measured in centuries"

And as if this is the next nearest village to where she lived

...the reason for the breakfast

Girl breakfast

Bliss

Maybe it's the same person that put this sign in our office?

Monday (I'm actually being productive for a change)

Getting out of the town for once

A drunk Glaswegian just stopped me in the street to say how much he liked my hat

In Coops' Britain, the Sardaukar aesthetics will be none-negotiable

¡Viva! britmonkey.com/2020s-politi...

All my hips, gone!

Still a sweaty mess though

Womp, and I cannot stress this enough, womp

Nobody knows the real bangers I'm listening to

That's not what "shire" means, NYT

You'd think he'd be able to afford a roof, what with all the money he got doing Star Trek

A post from this guy cropped up on the TL and judging by his username alone I thought he was Mormon

I may have got slightly distracted at one point during the Shadowdark session last night

Not really

Help!

Greenwich: quite green, actually