Rich Mahogany

@richmahogany

I want my autobiography to sound like absolute bullshit, and I want it illustrated by Garth Williams. Internationally ✨published ✨ skeeter Award-Winning Chocolate Chip Cookie Historian

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Rich Mahogany@richmahogany· 17d

@darthbluesky.bsky.social “Actually this is MY room I’ve been here all week, I believe the hotel double-booked it.”

Rich Mahogany@richmahogany· 17d

I look to my right and the pup is literally sleeping on the pillow next to me like a human 😂😂

A black and silver mini Schnauzer with his head on a pillow

Rich Mahogany@richmahogany· 17d

Here’s one. But if you aren’t currently in San Diego, CA, I’ll be honest…I’m gonna drink it for you.

Rich Mahogany@richmahogany· 18d

Rich Mahogany@richmahogany· 19d

At SDCC, got my fourth print from Emroca

A stylized print of Mario slaying koopas and other enemies while Princess Toadstool sits in the background

Rich Mahogany@richmahogany· 23d

A young teenager with freckles frowning as hard as he possibly can

Rich Mahogany@richmahogany· 29d

Bluesky is doing you wrong rn Pastor. It’s entirely YOUR FAULT. But omitting one post out of four? Cmon.

Rich Mahogany@richmahogany· Jul 13

Looks like the movie cover from Platoon lol

A picture of a squirrel standing Sith its paws thrown in the air, but this time with a tiny Diet Coke can in each paw

The movie poster to the Oliver Stone movie “Paltoon”, with a US soldier on his knees, throwing his hands into the air in despair. Perhaps he also needs two Diet Cokes?

Rich Mahogany@richmahogany· Jul 10

Whew! Looks like I might have to buy two to get the name right

A screenshot of my typing “chibiplumbobs” into a nameplate necklace generator but it’s too many letters 😂

Rich Mahogany@richmahogany· Jul 10

If I ran a local bar I would do Beer It.

An edited version of the “BOOK IT!” buttons from the 80’s. It says “BEER IT!” and I made this back in 2017 lol

Rich Mahogany@richmahogany· Jul 7

Rich Mahogany@richmahogany· Jul 3

Sorry I got busy at work. Something like this!

Jonas Salk giving a vaccine shot to a small child whilst wearing a red Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles mask

Rich Mahogany@richmahogany· Jul 3

Dats mine ☺️

Rich Mahogany@richmahogany· Jun 29

Was trying to guess which one was him.

A gif of Homer Simpson asking for “One of those really big beers” and the bartender gives him a Fosters the size of his torso and Homer looks at it and says, “It’s pretty big…I guess.”

Rich Mahogany@richmahogany· Jun 28

I think we all experience the same “We don’t fucking need an AI overview” for questions like this. I honestly hope stuff like this isnt actually using computing power and they’re just bullshitting us

A screenshot of Google results for “ca bar exam dates July 2026” where the AI overview is telling me the same thing that the very first result, the CA state bar website, is telling me

Rich Mahogany@richmahogany· Jun 26

She texted me today asking me for money

Gillibrand texting for donations and I told her to ask her son

Rich Mahogany@richmahogany· Jun 24

Another on from one year ago today. @bradlander.bsky.social

A tweet from last year today:

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Brad Lander told NY1 at Mamdani's party that what Democrats need to decide right now is whether to be "fighters or folders" and yes he should immediately mount a primary challenge to Chuck
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Rich Mahogany@richmahogany· Jun 24

One year ago today @ianboudreau.com @jjonahjameson.bsky.social

A meme I made of J Jonah Jameson demanding results on Mamdani

A skeet from one year ago today:

lan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com
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Mamdani should win but he's the latest example of the Democratic Party closing ranks to keep anyone young and exciting and full of energy out of the party - and then they spend countless millions on consultants trying to figure out why they're struggling with young voters
June 24, 2025 at 5:40 AM 89 Everybody can reply
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Rich Mahogany@richmahogany· Jun 21

Rich Mahogany@richmahogany· Jun 16

@audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app Sorry I’m late to the party, but they finally had you back in stock at the bookstore

A photo of Madiba K. Dennie’s book “The a Originalism Trap” which I just bought

Rich Mahogany@richmahogany· Jun 16

With Items!!

A screenshot of a satirical post from harddrive magazine saying “UFC to introduce Items”

Rich Mahogany@richmahogany· Jun 11

It’s tremendous how young he looks

Rich Mahogany@richmahogany· Jun 6

Really, Autocorrect? No Replacements Found not one. Are you certain?

A screenshot of how dogshit autocorrect is now, with the word “Linchables” highlighted with a tag that says “No replacements found” while of course “Lunchables” is a proper noun, a product commonly known.

Rich Mahogany@richmahogany· Jun 5

When I see women saying what a man should be giving them (on IG or TikTok) what I think they’re missing is this: what that man is buying you is not a hardship, buying you bags and jewelry is an insignificant % of his income. What I do not often see is: the man marrying them. Or! Buying high jewelry:

A photo of Cartier’s high jewelry Panthere collection on a woman wearing a black dress, the earring and ring at several hundred thousand dollars each, and the necklace is certainly in the millions.

Rich Mahogany@richmahogany· Jun 4

I individually saved these two photos in my response memes folder and I just

Beaker from the Muppets with a surprised look, against a black background, as though someone intimidating was pointing at him saying, “YOU.”

Megan Thee Stallion, dressed in red and pointing to the left, against a black background, as if to say, “YOU.”

Rich Mahogany@richmahogany· Jun 2

Also: “disgraced”? I dunno, is he though?

Thor making the “is he though?” face to Bruce Banner

Rich Mahogany@richmahogany· Jun 2

I cannot explain but the photo you posted is also this photo. Do not yell at me.

A photo of a Kermit the Frog puppet lain upon a couch with his lil hands gripping the opening.

I’m sorry for making any of you read these words—you did not deserve this.

Rich Mahogany@richmahogany· May 27

Especially when this meme exists

A gentleman taking notes on a notepad, and then a closeup of the notepad that just says “need dat”

Rich Mahogany@richmahogany· May 25

Posted this while I was watching it lol

“The sheer Muppetness of this movie makes it worth seeing on its own merit.”

Rich Mahogany@richmahogany· May 23

San Diego hit $7.99 for premium at “the expensive gas station” a month ago. I paid $6.49 for premium here yesterday. Here is a photo of my dog not caring about any of that. 😂